I've never seen a family that looks so randomly different from each other. NONE of them look related.
Did their mother use sperm donors?
It's kind of crazy.
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I've never seen a family that looks so randomly different from each other. NONE of them look related.
Did their mother use sperm donors?
It's kind of crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 20, 2024 6:31 AM |
For sure different fathers.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 13, 2024 5:51 AM |
And I would fuck them all.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 13, 2024 5:54 AM |
Italian tennis player Matteo Berrettini looks nothing like his brother. They have the same parents.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 13, 2024 5:58 AM |
I volunteer to collect the sperm for DNA tests, including far right.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 13, 2024 5:58 AM |
The one on the far left is hot.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 13, 2024 6:12 AM |
Henry seems to have gotten the best DNA out of the bunch.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 13, 2024 6:31 AM |
Are you blind, OP? They all have the same jaw/chin, and all but one have the same nose. They also have the same hairline.
And the second from the left is mine. You touch him and you die.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 13, 2024 6:39 AM |
They could get a group discount on hair transplants….
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 13, 2024 6:43 AM |
Somebody on Reddit included a biography for each brother and featured a picture of their youngest sibling, Marianne. She smokes. Heavily.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 13, 2024 6:50 AM |
That family really knows how to mix up the DNA. Then you get the Hemsworths who got best 2 out of 3 😉
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 13, 2024 7:04 AM |
Then there's the Jonas brothers who seem to do a better job at natural selection, still a 2 out of 3, though 🤷♂️
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 13, 2024 7:07 AM |
Some families completely strike out and go into comedy
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 13, 2024 7:13 AM |
Why are their noses so different
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 13, 2024 7:16 AM |
^ A lot of gene dilution with that one... Those Marx brothers and their shiksas 🙄
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 13, 2024 7:52 AM |
River and Joaquin Phoenix were two, good-looking brothers who looked nothing alike despite having the same parents.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 13, 2024 8:20 AM |
I don’t know, I can see similar characteristics, especially around the nose and mouth and face structure. Henry got the looks though, maybe that’s what’s throwing you off (although they’re not bad looking).
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 13, 2024 8:28 AM |
What’s kinda crazy is that you cannot see how they do look similar, as many have already noted.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 13, 2024 8:57 AM |
River and Joaquin do not have the same father. Their parents belonged to a cult that encourages wife swapping.
So weird how this raggedy, poor-ass hippie clan ended-up in Hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 13, 2024 12:18 PM |
R7, I'll fight you for him. The first brother on the left is mine, too. You can have Henry.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 13, 2024 12:21 PM |
Major BDF on the far left one.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 13, 2024 12:51 PM |
I was here first, R20. YOU can have Henry. My Royal Marine and I will send you a tasteful card from our honeymoon.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 13, 2024 5:41 PM |
"Are you blind, OP? They all have the same jaw/chin, and all but one have the same nose. They also have the same hairline"
What? They all have jaws, chains, and hairlines - but they are not alike. I think you're blind.
They look like they could all be from different countries.
Either the mom was the town whore or they've got an interesting mixed lineage.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 14, 2024 2:02 PM |
They look like they could all be from different countries.
^ a stupid comment…we get it, you don’t think they look like brothers. That doesn’t make it not so.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 14, 2024 2:19 PM |
They all have the same labial folds.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 14, 2024 2:20 PM |
The rule of 3 or more kids seems to be that you will get one good looking one, one passable one, and one absolute fuggo. Look at Jimmy Garoppolo and his brothers. Jimmy got all the looks in that family . But you can find real world, non celebrity, examples all over the place. When parents have only 2 kids, the chances of both of them being good looking are greater, it's just when you go over 3 something goes wonky.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 14, 2024 2:22 PM |
So, which one is gay?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 14, 2024 2:52 PM |
^ Biology professor 🙄
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 14, 2024 3:03 PM |
one of them statistically has to be gay...and my bet is on the really handsome one, Henry.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 14, 2024 3:09 PM |
But why is Henry always in the middle of the photograph?
It's always Henry, Henry, Henry!!!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 14, 2024 4:51 PM |
If I randomly saw that pic and didn't know they were brothers I would think they were brothers. I see a resemblance. And, without the hair transplant, Henry would blend right in.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 14, 2024 4:55 PM |
r29 "statistically has to be gay"
You have a very weak grasp of statistics. Wow.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 14, 2024 8:17 PM |
Henry’s best years are behind him and he wasted them painting Warminster figures.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 14, 2024 11:38 PM |
[quote] Henry’s best years are behind him and he wasted them painting Warminster figures.
Henry is so over, that even Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't want to fuck him any more!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 15, 2024 1:05 AM |
R33, so true; everyone partnering with Henry will hear, “Could you stop nuzzling my nuts for a second? I have to roll in this pile of money from Argyle.”
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