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Marina Hyde's very funny take on the Met Gala:

"Roll up for a buffet of baffling outfits, celebs scared stiff of Anna Wintour and an utter refusal to acknowledge the outside world."

It's worth it just for her descriptions of what Kim Kardashian wore alone.

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by Anonymousreply 5May 7, 2024 7:46 PM

[quote] Elsewhere the mob has been well sated by the sight of Manchurian Ozempic spokesmodel Kim Kardashian corseting down her waist to around the 10cm mark – and possibly spared the job of an execution. If Kim’s squeezed middle appears alarming in still photographs, it looks positively disturbing in the moving footage, as the apex predator of the red carpet totters and lurches before the photographers, looking for all the world like she could pass out if she doesn’t make it up the Met museum’s front stairs and get loaded straight into a vintage Emerson iron lung (fall/winter 1955).

by Anonymousreply 1May 7, 2024 6:43 PM

She's on crack, Lana's getup looks so aesthetically pleasing just in that preview image.

by Anonymousreply 2May 7, 2024 6:45 PM

Agreed, Lana looks amazing.

by Anonymousreply 3May 7, 2024 6:58 PM

Marina is an honorary DLer.

by Anonymousreply 4May 7, 2024 7:20 PM

Good grief I need new glasses. I thought this was a thread about Martha Hyer.

by Anonymousreply 5May 7, 2024 7:46 PM
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