Meteorologist Matt Jones

Slut

No thanks. Slabby appearance.

What TV station does he work for?

A cute bear, not my type but he’s a cutie

More importantly, what does Mama’s Mussy have to say?

Mama's mussy would rub herself on that beard until it BLED!

Nope. Google his images—a shovel head

R4 Just curious....what is your type? Btw, I wouldn't categorize him as a bear. He's just hairy.

He's more cub than bear. Nothing wrong with that, but let's be precise with our categorisation.

He has potential but currently not my thing.

He doesn't do much for me

Is he short? In future years, he could be drifting into fireplug territory.

I'm not sure what a shovel head is but

1. he is a Muscle Mary

2. he's a surprisingly normal looking man facially

3. having said that, the pic above is very flattering compared to alll the others, and

4. he goes on cruises.

So, because of the MM and cruises, no.

Him and his man?

Does this settle it?

Yes please. I’d expect 8 inches daily.

Yes from me. Does he do live sex shows like another meteorologist did? Sign me up.

Chonky bear, but ok

What TV station does he work for?

KSLA Shreveport

Another

Wouldn't kick it out of bed

I love thick boys like that

He's the rare case of someone who looks better without clothes. Or at least without a shirt.

I'm wondering if a lot of the pictures I'm seeing now are from his pre Muscle Mary days, because R20 is a really nice thick body with a nice rack

So maybe the cruise thing wouldn't matter. Shame about the shaved chest, though. Why do men do that?

Very sexy man. Woof!

And he mows his own lawn 🥰

I would hit that! It's interesting that meteorology has become a heavy gay occupation now? Not sure I would want to be in the line of fire of tornadoes and hurricanes when they come along although. He is a handsome normal looking man somebody that I would make my special pineapple macadamia upside down cake that I drizzle with Captain Morgan rum for!

🫤 Meh

He’s Chunky

I like them slim.

Yeah, that body type tends to be kinda awkward to work with in the sack.

Momma’s mussy is under flash flood advisory at the sight of this beefy on-air talent.

R29

How so? I'd love that on top of me.

r31 Check out the Mark Laxxx thread for why. These slabs of beef just aren't very maneuverable in the sack. The most basic positions and movements only.

r20 Such juicy tits, close to bursting. I'd suck them dry if I weren't lactose intolerant.

Greasy chest hair.

Pass.

R9- How about not categorizing or labeling people at all.

He needs to stop yapping about the weather already and hop on my dick.

r35 We're not categorising or labelling people, we're categorising and labelling their body types, you dour cunt.

he's sexy

He’s super duper short. He seems to have a sense of humor though

He's got the face of a fat man, but a rather fit body. Now, his man? Well, he must be into chunky butts.

who is his man?

R32

Checked out Mark Laxxx, and compared to the weatherman, we're talking about two different body types. Laxxx is massive and not my type at all. Chunky weatherman looks maneuverable, but I'd be quite happy just to be underneath him. Laxxx, not so much. That overbuilt marble slab look and feel turns me off.

I prefer normal.

he's like 5 foot 4, what is to maneuver?

He’s all yours., op.

[quote] How about not categorizing or labeling people at all.

The "queers" have entered the thread.

A warm front has moved in over my groin.

He looks like a typical flyover white guy. Objective 4.5 facially.

BUT I do love that body type. I'd do him if we were on vacation in PVR or something where Flyover men let loose.

I'd ignore him on any typical day here in SF.

[quote]How about not categorizing or labeling people at all.

Who left the door open around here?

Probably fitter than 90% of DL posters. I would marry that man if it didn't look like someone already did.

Butter face

Rob Marciano's job is available - maybe he can replace him ?

I'd do him in a heartbeat. He's cute, and he has a beefy, little body and, no doubt a meaty butt, that is just begging to be plowed!

Hawt. I would lick him like a lollipop.

Me love beefy!

I'd hit the Matt!

Google reporter twink Bryce Newberry.

[quote]Google reporter twink Bryce Newberry.

He looks like Zelda from Pet Sematary.

Hot as fuck.

I need him inside me quite deeply.

His navel appears to rival the dimensions of a Scandinavian maelstrom.

He's no Matt Gutman.

r61 Who is?

Momma’s mussy has a fast moving warm front crossing it, bringing heavy downpours. Behind it is some very warm and moist air. Be careful driving, ALL surfaces will be quite slick until at least the weekend!

he truly isn't movie star handsome, but DAMN, that hot bod

This is guy you hope to meet in the cruise ship sauna while your wives are shopping or gambling or drinking....

Momma’s mussy is snapping like the hot grease in the funnel cake trailer behind the live remote weather report from the State Fair!

(And about as rusty as all the rides to boot!)

Can we confirm is he the gay? Come on Shreveport homos! Speak!

Quite a tedious interview, so started skimming through it… heard a lot of “we do this…”, “we’ve eaten there…” but no mention of a wife.

And he has a mini golden doodle named after an Elton John song.

I’ve made my decision.

typical boring southern homo

^ He's from Wisconsin 🙄

Body, yes. Face, hell no.

I disagree r71. But the. Again, I’m picturing him making the puppydog face with his tongue lolling to the side, eyes saying “More! More!” as his hole gets plowed.

Momma’s mussy is thirstier than if it finished a full rack of ribs from Podnuh’s!

R54- I’m VERY particular-

I don’t like Beefy

I don’t like Muscular

I don’t like Bear 🐻

I like slim guys with natural bodies- no tattoos, no piercings, no rings and no shaved 🪒 pubic hair.

^ good for you, phajeau!

r74 yet you feel the need to comment. Why not just look at it and move on?

R76- I have nothing against this Matt Jones he's just not at all my type.

Look at it — it’s GIGANTIC.

R76, I have r74 blocked. You should too!

Can Rob Marciano fuck him "angry" until they cum all over each other?

I did a little triangulation on r74… he doesn’t seem all that confrontational, so I’m curious why you blocked him r79?

And for r74… I hope you come off less full of yourself in person, but I like your confidence!

R81- I think I have Goldilocks syndrome. I like a flat stomach as well but not a chiseled stomach. I like someone who's not short nor tall. 5ft 11 inches is the perfect height.

this guy is hot

Why are weathermen so often gay muscle Marys? This guy, Sven Sundegaard, Sam Champion...

We are considering Sam Champion a muscle mary?

He's got a big ol' head. A head like a bastard hog.

perfect for a short king top

R65. Sam Champion: Mary, yes; muscle, no.