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I wanna know…

Why did you adopt me?!

by Anonymousreply 11May 7, 2024 10:13 PM

Please, Barbara...

by Anonymousreply 1May 6, 2024 11:54 PM

Which one of you bitches is my mother?

by Anonymousreply 2May 7, 2024 12:28 AM

Maybe for a little extra publicity.

by Anonymousreply 3May 7, 2024 12:30 AM

Don’t hock ‘em!

by Anonymousreply 4May 7, 2024 12:38 AM

Not a cent.

by Anonymousreply 5May 7, 2024 12:39 AM

Tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall and put a window where it ought to be!

by Anonymousreply 6May 7, 2024 12:40 AM

You love a challenge.

by Anonymousreply 7May 7, 2024 12:40 AM

OP, are you a rescue Crawford?

by Anonymousreply 8May 7, 2024 1:49 AM

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

by Anonymousreply 9May 7, 2024 2:44 AM

I thought you'd be good to have around when I got old and senile, that you might not be the smartest kid but you'd at least know where to find the boys AND the booze. Now get to stepping, you trollop, because Mommie Dearest needs a man and a martini.

by Anonymousreply 10May 7, 2024 4:59 AM

Instant maid

by Anonymousreply 11May 7, 2024 10:13 PM
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