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Kim Kardashian got BOOED at the Tom Brady Roast

Love to see it.

I am not that big on Kevin Hart but there have been a few good jokes by other people.

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by Anonymousreply 57May 10, 2024 6:44 AM

Brady did not like getting teased about giving Robert Kraft a massage. hahahaaa

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by Anonymousreply 1May 6, 2024 6:32 AM

Gronk got roasted too, pretty funny and at least he has a good sense of humor about it

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by Anonymousreply 2May 6, 2024 6:33 AM

I didnt hear any boo-ing

by Anonymousreply 3May 6, 2024 6:34 AM

r3 did you keep listening?

Here she is getting roasted

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by Anonymousreply 4May 6, 2024 6:39 AM

Brady even roasted her

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by Anonymousreply 5May 6, 2024 6:41 AM

Aaron Hernandez even got roasted a few times (deservedly)

by Anonymousreply 6May 6, 2024 6:45 AM

Affleck should have stayed home, looks like he had some face work done and he looked like an angry idiot.

by Anonymousreply 7May 6, 2024 6:47 AM

Bill Belichick burns Gronk

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by Anonymousreply 8May 6, 2024 6:53 AM

Brady takes a shot at Tay Tay and the Chiefs

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by Anonymousreply 9May 6, 2024 6:56 AM

This cunt is fading so quickly now.

by Anonymousreply 10May 6, 2024 7:45 AM

Good!

by Anonymousreply 11May 6, 2024 7:51 AM

Surprised Tom Brady dared to joke about Taylor Swift. I am sure most everyone (including Kelce's best bud Mahomes) doesn't like the Swift effect on football but nobody dares say anything because her fans are rabid.

by Anonymousreply 12May 6, 2024 7:56 AM

Affleck fucked up. I heard him on talk shows claiming he just has resting bitch face, defending himself because people have said he looks unhappy with J-Lo. But tonight he really did sound like a miserable S.O.B.

by Anonymousreply 13May 6, 2024 7:59 AM

Not one celebrity mentioned above is worth giving a shit about.

by Anonymousreply 14May 6, 2024 8:04 AM

The show is scripted. Next.

by Anonymousreply 15May 6, 2024 9:19 AM

r14 I don't even watch sports and I know who Gronk is.

by Anonymousreply 16May 6, 2024 11:09 AM

Gronk

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by Anonymousreply 17May 6, 2024 11:13 AM

I'm no Kim fan but I thought R4 is too rude.

by Anonymousreply 18May 6, 2024 11:24 AM

From the Wikipedia link above:

[Quote] Regarded as one of the greatest tight ends of all time…

Now I’m interested.

by Anonymousreply 19May 6, 2024 11:25 AM

Give Ben a frickin break. How would you feel if your mommy-wife wouldn't let you get wasted and snort coke off of the ass cracks of hookers, like the other guys were getting to do? You'd be surly and depressed too!

by Anonymousreply 20May 6, 2024 11:35 AM

r18 it was mean but that's how those roasts have always been. I have no pity for her, she and her family have helped to lower the standards of polite society.

by Anonymousreply 21May 6, 2024 11:37 AM

The best was Ann Coulter’s takedown at the Rob Lowe roast. If you’re ever feeling depressed, just watch that. Kim K is low hanging fruit. But Coulter was divine.

by Anonymousreply 22May 6, 2024 11:43 AM

Kim looks like a Latina Tori Spelling.

by Anonymousreply 23May 6, 2024 11:45 AM

The whale vagina joke series just wasn’t that funny. If you are going to tell a misogynist joke (and a joke about a stretched out vagina is not equivalent to a joke about a man having a lot of sex) then it needs to be really hysterical. Your vagina is big! You like black guys! Not very funny, seemed a little off topic.

by Anonymousreply 24May 6, 2024 11:49 AM

Lisa Lampanelli used up all the white girl / black guy jokes decades ago.

by Anonymousreply 25May 6, 2024 12:05 PM

R18 Why? She fucks men on camera so people will talk about her.

by Anonymousreply 26May 6, 2024 12:07 PM

Susie Essman is a killer roaster…

by Anonymousreply 27May 6, 2024 12:33 PM

Page Six has an article about her getting booed

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by Anonymousreply 28May 6, 2024 12:36 PM

Tom Brady looks like an elderly lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 29May 6, 2024 12:37 PM

[quote]The best was Ann Coulter’s takedown at the Rob Lowe roast. If you’re ever feeling depressed, just watch that.

I WAS depressed. Now, I'm not.

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by Anonymousreply 30May 6, 2024 3:00 PM

Call me when she gets linched.

by Anonymousreply 31May 6, 2024 3:37 PM

That was bizarre and she totally deserved it.

by Anonymousreply 32May 6, 2024 3:53 PM

[quote] Lisa Lampanelli used up all the white girl / black guy jokes decades ago.

She thought that just because she dated black guys that she could be like Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle and have the same license they had.

by Anonymousreply 33May 6, 2024 4:17 PM

[quote]This cunt is fading so quickly now.

Her hideous daughter is being groomed to replace her.

by Anonymousreply 34May 6, 2024 5:44 PM

What is the fascination with the Kartrashian family? What are they anyway, gypsies or Persians? They're so gnarly.

by Anonymousreply 35May 6, 2024 6:50 PM

Armenian.

by Anonymousreply 36May 6, 2024 6:53 PM

I knew the Swifties would go after Tom for his little joke, they are all over his Instagram. Yikes

by Anonymousreply 37May 6, 2024 7:15 PM

Jeff Ross's infamous Bea Arthur joke. Ross said that he went to Arthur's one woman show to apologize and when he got to her, she said quickly, "you nailed me, you prick!".

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by Anonymousreply 38May 6, 2024 7:20 PM

I hope this means the tide of public opinion is turning on her/them. I would love to see them all broke and doing reverse mortgage ads in a few years.

by Anonymousreply 39May 6, 2024 7:30 PM

Jeff Ross is ugly as sin but he is funny.

by Anonymousreply 40May 6, 2024 7:41 PM

The gaggle was most concerned about Gisele being attacked. Aw, poor multi- millionaire. At least Sunny wasn't being racist.

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by Anonymousreply 41May 6, 2024 8:50 PM

R19 It's him and Kelce. Gronk had the most dominant peak ever, Kelce will likely end with the greatest career stats ever.

by Anonymousreply 42May 6, 2024 9:35 PM

I hope people pooped on her head.

by Anonymousreply 43May 6, 2024 10:06 PM

The roast was so fucking long and lame. Gay jokes about Brady - how edgy and fun.

by Anonymousreply 44May 6, 2024 11:38 PM

I don't follow the Kardashians. What connection does Kim have to Tom? Or is this a "roast" where "famous people" just show up regardless of personal connections?

by Anonymousreply 45May 6, 2024 11:46 PM

Chelsea Handler was there too, R45, so it was more of a way to set up those whacky, knee-slapping chicks-who-like-black-dicks jokes.

by Anonymousreply 46May 6, 2024 11:59 PM

That roasting of Ann at r30 was fucking divine.

by Anonymousreply 47May 7, 2024 12:27 PM

I thought DL would appreciate the talk of how big Aaron Hernandez's d*ck was

by Anonymousreply 48May 8, 2024 11:45 PM

I read that Netflix edited out the boos. I watched after the live event was over and the boos were still there, so must be something done after the video had already been up. Mama Kris must have been making calls.

by Anonymousreply 49May 9, 2024 12:06 AM

Hey, we tried.

by Anonymousreply 50May 9, 2024 12:29 AM

[quote] Surprised Tom Brady dared to joke about Taylor Swift. I am sure most everyone (including Kelce's best bud Mahomes) doesn't like the Swift effect on football but nobody dares

After selling 5 variant vinyls with individual extra tracks before releasing them all to streaming in an anthology, then in her new album revealing that the one that got away is Matty Healy, many aside from her most devotedly parasocial fans have have soured on her just a little.

by Anonymousreply 51May 9, 2024 12:43 AM

Swifties take umbrage.

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by Anonymousreply 52May 9, 2024 1:47 AM

If all of dL was in the audience it first would have been boo's followed by an exuberant round of hissing.

by Anonymousreply 53May 9, 2024 2:44 AM

No vicious slapping R53?

by Anonymousreply 54May 9, 2024 3:02 AM

Why was she there in the first place?

by Anonymousreply 55May 9, 2024 3:15 AM

Everybody's got to be somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 56May 9, 2024 1:59 PM

r54 r54 or a nice grease fire

by Anonymousreply 57May 10, 2024 6:44 AM
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