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Let's have some limericks about current politics, society, etc.!

There once was a puppy named Cricket

Who frolicked with birds in a thicket

She's dead (say my sources)

With a he-goat, three horses

And Kristi Noem's shot at the ticket

by Anonymousreply 4May 12, 2024 1:47 PM

A lovely young lady named Hicks

Testified about turning some tricks

Her behavior in court

Was precisely the sort

To have Trump up all night shitting bricks

by Anonymousreply 1May 6, 2024 5:26 AM

An ominous series of raps

Under the National Cathedral's grand apse

Caused some there to falter

Or hide near the alter

And others to scream and collapse

by Anonymousreply 2May 6, 2024 5:46 AM

There once was a witch from Watertown…

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by Anonymousreply 3May 12, 2024 1:37 PM

[quote] Or hide near the alter

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 4May 12, 2024 1:47 PM
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