Institutions you wouldn't like to be a part of

Patsy Ramsey Neckties

The Patsy Ramsey Daycare Center

The Darfur Orphan School of Gourmet Cooking

The Datalounge.

The Michael Jackson Boarding School.

The Bradley Cooper Academy Of Heterosexual Intercourse.

r3 Fail

The Ayn Rand School for Tots

The Data Lounge Help Desk

The Gary Morton Career Consulting Agency

Kardashian Marriage Counselors and Planned Parenthood Advisors

Trump administration deputy counsel to the president, working on compliance and ethics

[quote] The Data Lounge Help Desk

There is such a thing?

r12 You're not very bright

@r13, Is that your idea of being helpful?

The Paula Deen Antebellum Backyard Barbecue Planning Committee

Jackie On Assistance Coalition For the Non-Broke Yet Very Deserving

No fault divorces, O J Simpson Proprietor

[quote] Jackie On Assistance Coalition For the Non-Broke Yet Very Deserving

Princess Lee Radziwell Royal Foundation

Elizabeth Taylor Wedding Planners

[quote] Elizabeth Taylor Wedding Planners

That could've been quite lucrative.

The Jeffery Dahmer Culinary School

The Madonna Institute Of Aging Gracefully

The Anne Hehe Driving School

The British Royal Family

[quote]Kristi Noem's Doggy Daycare

Also applies for Michael Vick

The Aaron Rodgers School of Science

The OJ Simpson Detective Agency - he'll help you track down your wife's killer!

The Roseanne Barr Charm School

Rust Armorers Society

Alec Baldwin, ex officio

The Kevin Spacey Scout Troop

Ozzy Osbourne's Successful Parenting Seminars

The Jane Fonda Test Center for Vaginal Lubrication

The Trent Reznor Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Guitars

Creative Accounting LLC?

The Jennifer Lopez Charm School where she'll teach you poise, confidence, and being humble in the most delusional manner.

I don’t want to be in a democracy!

Tori Spelling’s Successful Nepo-Baby Community of Practice

The George W Bush School of Fine Art

AIPAC

The Angelina Jolie school of litigation.

The George Santos Modeling School - it's better than Barbizon!

The Lindsey Graham Gone with the Wind Appreciation Society

The Lauren Boebert Etiquette School For Young Ladies

The Ben Platt School of Nude Massage

Spread Eagle Brunch With Sharon Stone

Marjorie Taylor-Greene Tantric Sex Academy

The Vladimir Putin Centre for International Development

The Zendaya Center for Superficiality

Vairst Leddy Skool For Finding Rich Husband

Log Cabin Republicans

The Keanu Reeves School of Dramatic Art

The Melania Trump School of Architecture.

The Jocelyn Wildenstein Plastic Surgery Center

The Chrissy Metz Weight Loss Center

The Whitney Houston Detox Center

The Joan Crawford Academy Of Child-Rearing.

[quote]R31 Ozzy Osbourne's Successful Parenting Seminars

I attended a few of those and thought they were excellent, especially the breakout sessions focusing on recommendations for handling daughters in their early 20's.

Marriage! It's a great institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

Sam Smith's Sexy and Svelte Society

Learn to Drive in the UK, with Matthew Broderick

The Christa McAuliffe Flight Academy

The Yolanda Saldivar gun control institute.

The Selena Trauma Center

The Uvalde Police Academy

The Brendad Ixon School of Natural Beauty

The Karen Carpenter Cooking School

The Matt Damon LGBT Youth Center

The Marcus Bachmann Ex-Gay Conversion Center

The Patti LuPone Anger Management Coaching Centre

Keys to a Good Marriage by Will and Jada Smith

The Jamie Lee Curtis Academy of Humility and Being Down-to-Earth

The Brendad Ickson Institute of Image Retouching Techniques

The Rudy Giuliani Hair Salon

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey's Boulder School of Child Care

R74, are you also R2?

The Rachel Dolezal School of African American History

Yes r75 I'm also r74 and r2! Come here and let me see is this garotte fits.

It does

It does!

Say goodbye to life r75

The Faye Dunaway Institute of Developing a Good Sense of Humor

@r70, "Keys to a Good Marriage by Will and Jada Smith"

Bonus course: Will Smith's Slap Your Way to an Oscar

The Charles Manson Meetup Group

^ Better than, Charles Manson's Door Dash

The Ellen DeGeneres Leadership & Team Building Center

The Chris Watts Family & Fatherhood Institute

The MC Hammer School of Fiscal Responsibilty

The Matthew Perry Addiction Recovery Group

The Rose McGowan Institute of Self Accountability

The Datalounge DEI. Committee

The Timothée Chalamet School of Bodybuilding.

The Aaron Carter Self-Help Center

The Melissa Rivers School of Avoiding Nepotism

The Timothée Chalamet School of Acting.

The Princess Catherine Center for Cancer Prevention

The Woody Allen Center for Asian Adoption

Miss Minchin’s Select Seminary For Young Ladies

Fox News.

Power Your Glutes to a Bigger Ass, by Timothee Chalamet

Explore Under The Robe, with Clarence Thomas

The Don Lemon School of Broadcasting.

the Lucille Ball Musical Theater Performance Training Center

The Matthew Broderick Equestrian Training Center

The Jeffrey Toobin Telecommuting Institute

The DeFacto/Greg02116 School of Assholery and How to be a Pretentious, Insufferable Twat.

If you sign up now, you'll get the Advanced Placement course "How to Make Delicious Ice Cubes and Prunes" for free.

The Meg Markle School of Danglin Tendrils and Ourstanding Business Practices

The Kate Middleton School of Photography

The Lindsay Lohan School of Dance

Todd Chrisley, CPA

The Todd Chrisley Lumberjack School For Butch Men

And if the other project doesn't fly, the Meg Markle Consultancy on Acting, Poetry, PR, Fashion Styling, Podcasting and Jammin'.

The Christina Aguilera Academy of Subtlety

The Britney Spears Institute for Sanity

Aaron Schock's Clean Anus Program

Bridget Fonda's School For Aging Gracefully.

The Susan Dey School of Condolence Writing

[quote]The Meg Markle School of Danglin Tendrils and Ourstanding Business Practices

The International Federation of DL Klan Grannies.

The Andy Cohen Center for Ophthalmology

The Chrissy Metz School of Weight Loss

The Tammy Faye Bakker School of Cosmetology

Self-Reliance and Dancing With Knives Workshops by Britney Spears

The Harvey Weinstein Institute For Career Advancement.

The Church of Our Savior, Russell Brand.

The Ben Affleck Center for Smoking Cessation

Miss Lindsey Graham’s Finishing School

The Caitlyn Jenner Modeliing Institute for Women

Kellyanne Conway Insitute for Speakinh the Truth

The Cleopatra School for Young Black Women

Alina Habba Law School

Or Jenna Ellis Law School

The Boeing School of Aviation Maintenance

The Elaine Benes Dancing School

The Allison Mack School of Ethical Business Practices

DeVry University Board of Trustees

Resting Bitch Face Association

The Barbra Streisand Academy of WASP Mannerisms

The Beanie Feldstein School of Belting

The Ben Affleck Sobriety Support Group

The Johnny Depp Financial Planning & Accounting Service

The Amber Heard Marital Counselling Service

The Friends of Jeffrey Epstein Association

The Joe Biden Neurology & Anti-Corruption Center

The Hunter Biden Art School

The Donald Trump School for Privileged Minds

The Bill and Hillary Clinton Watergate Institute

The George W Bush War College

The Melania Trump School of Happy Marriages

The Kristi Noem Animal Rescue Center.

The White Heritage Foundation

The L Ron Hubbard Book Club

The Vivian Vance School of Having Sufficient