Man who claims to have Britain's biggest penis says it once left a woman concussed

And yet, like Jonah Falcon, the guy is out of shape and generally not at the top of anyone's fuckable list.

lol reminds me of an old Syd Straw song: "I woke up in the dust, cross-eyed and concussed."

Who would you rather? Jonah Falcon or this bloke?

[quote]the guy is out of shape and generally not at the top of anyone's fuckable list.

With a 12-inch cock, he doesn't have to be in shape.

[quote] With a 12-inch cock, he doesn't have to be in shape.

Ah yes the Ron Jeremy rule.

Any DLers this big?

Ron Jeremy didn't have such a big cock.

Ron Jeremy was 9" long x 1" around. A true pencil dick.

R2 I love you, please marry me.

[quote] Ron Jeremy was 9" long x 1" around. A true pencil dick.

Uh, no. He was of average thickness.

He was long enough to be able to suck himself when he was young and thin(ner).

[quote] Who would you rather? Jonah Falcon or this bloke?

Jonah.

R9 and R3..... Can we make it a throuple?

Not a chance in hell I'm having sex with that no matter how big his penis is.

As a matter of fact, having a penis that big on a guy who looks like this is a deterrent, not incentive, to hookup with him.

I love you too R9! I gotta see the ring first : )

So many lying size queens pretending to have standards. You know you’re just going to get on all fours and let him take you from behind, so you don’t have to look at him.

[quote]it once left a woman concussed

Oh, the poor wee thing!

With a body like that, I don't even care.

I've had 12 inches and it did me no harm - than than leaving me dickmatized.

fat, hung and good looking = AOK

thin, hung and ugly = AOK

Oooo oooo. I wanna see. Let's see it, bitch.

R12 R14 I feel like this is.....almost magic!

Imagine the extra visible length he would have if he dropped the weight.

Instead of Ozempic Face, he would have Ozempdick.