Melania Trump Hawking Mother's Day Necklace With Unexpected 'Narcissist' Message As Trial Heats Up

Melania Trump is now selling a Mother’s Day necklace for the bargain price of just $245 that comes with her name engraved on it.

There’s no more precious a gift than one with someone else's name engraved on it.

Trying to squeeze every last dollar out of the Trump brand before November, when it will plummet dramatically and quite likely irreversibly.

She should sell poozy spray, because these bitches need it

The autograph is one thing, but look at the placement of the Love & Gratitude text on the other side. It’s really bad.

Just like when Jackie Kennedy had these commissioned!

Nauseating, but totally on-brand.

Also, I question if that is really her signature. It looks like Trump’s. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had signed her name and told her about the grift afterwards.

Her old QVC cubic zirconia gewgaws are all over resale sites like Ebay. Just think of the money the Trumps could have made if he never became POTUS. The Apprentice would probably even still be on TV.

Another bad Donald J. Trump business decision.

Narcissism is always expected with these people.

Naw he made a shitload of money being president. Don't tell me he didn't get his beak wet on Jared's Saudi deals and PPE robberies. I'm sure there's a bunch sitting somewhere from selling classified information too.

Of course. Any foreign delegation that came to DC rented a floor in the PO hotel (since sold) and were sure to mention it when meeting with him.

I’m sure they were laughing at him and at us because for all our country’s existence, we’ve held ourselves up as the pinnacle of democracy and fairness and moral rectitude and now it’s been revealed for the whole world to see that we are as corrupt as any other tinpot African dictator.

There are nicer necklaces on Etsy, for far less. This looks like something stamped at a kiosk in the mall.

Thoughts and prayers for any poor mother who gets this piece of shit jewelry for Mother's Day.

R12 at a mall in Moldova, maybe….

Or online at Shein.

Reminds me of old country!

R3 Every one of those whores needs to be viciously slapped then savagely kickief in the cunt bine.

[quote]The pendant is gold vermeil, which is typically silver that’s been plated with at least 10-karat gold.

And her husband's face is orange vermeil, which is typically pale saggy white skin that's been plated with at least 18-carat orange pancake makeup.

trump should sell autographed pics of Melania’s nudes.

I hear Tiffany Trump is buying this necklace for her mother Marla Maples. If she does, it will be the last we ever see or hear from Tiffany.

She's so classy.

No—Klassy! Knausses are klassy, always.

I think they'd make more money with The Official Melania Blow-Up Sex Doll

I kan relate to that, r21.

It looks s also an IUD...