How Trump goes down this week:

Let us pray...

Our hamberder who art in heaven, covfefe be thy name.

Sadly enough, we're not getting #2 (yet). Courts came to an agreement today that the bond could hold if Trump is kept completely away from the cash sources.

Ah shit. I really wanted NY to wield the death blow.

Judge tells Trump to sit down and shut up...

"Trump has a heart attack at these insults to his greatness. "

And the bells rang out as the birds began to sing

remember folks, it just takes one not guilty...

You just know there's a ringer that's being paid to hang the jury.

Did he clutch his God Bless The USA bible to his ailing heart?

I want him dead. Yesterday.

@r7, That doesn't he goes free, he just gets a new trial 🤦‍♂️

^ *mean* he goes free

It means a mistrial and then prosecutor needs to decide if they want to spend NY tax dollars for a retrial.

Trump doesn’t strike me as a man who goes down.

"After a Hung Jury, the judge will declare a mistrial and a new trial will be set. The prosecution has several options in this situation: Retrial: The prosecution may decide to retry the case. This is often the most common outcome after a hung jury."

Tune in tonight to see Anderson say Pecker a thousand times and keep a str8 face!

"Trump Reportedly Extremely Miserable in Court as He Fell Asleep AGAIN, ‘He Seemed Old and Tired and Mad’"

If Conan has already been found guilty, does that make the case against Dump a bit more solid? Would they need to argue Cohen acted of his own volition?

The halls outside the courtroom look nothing like Law & Order. Did he get the shitty second-tier courthouse?

OP:

3a) Trump shits his pants as his heart flickers and he leaves he terrible messy trail as he staggers to the courtroom door, screaming, "FUCK AMERICA!" before collapsing.

The next morning he's fine, but it's over. O - VER!!!!!

[quote]Did he get the shitty second-tier courthouse?

To be completely fair they all look that dingy and shitty in NYC.

It's a courthouse reserved for drug dealers and wife abusers.

The Sacklers are there?

Oooohhhhh, look at this , Ronan Farrow and Andrerson saying Pecker to each other on nationwide TV!

I'm anxious for Stormy to testify, maybe that will finish him off.

Stormy should pull a pantyless Sharon Stone leg cross.

Falls asleep in court, shits himself badly, court staff has to rush in and cover him with coats as he is escorted out. The judge yelling loudly that this would not influence the juries vote. The court cartoon person goes on every tv station in the US to discuss.

Yes it’s another fucking scat thread

@r24, or she can just show one of her movies 🙄

[quote]Falls asleep in court, shits himself badly

Is there a way to shit yourself goodly in court?

Trump goes down. The Repugs nominate Nikki Haley. She wins the White House in a landslide. She and her judges decimate gay rights, reproductive rights, the environment, health care, voting rights and social security. Oh and war in the Middle East to protect Israel.

R27

Yes of course. Small little turds that are not all that runny or don’t smell all that much. I have always found when that happened to me I could always last until a break in the action and a trip to the loo.

R28

The Trump is only running as a stalking horse for Haley troll has returned?

Magoloids vote for him anyway

Judge won’t do shit.Too afraid for family,career.This prick will be back in the White House soon enough thanks to republican hate.

[quote]If Conan has already been found guilty,

Sadly yes.

R31

Republican hate my ass. If trump is re-elected you can blame the progressives, the unions, the moderates, the Dems, the males, the young..

If you can’t out vote donald trump you don’t deserve to win.

Woman and seniors will do their part the rest will go tits up and trump will take advantage.

You guys are fools. Young women are enraged over reproductive rights. Have you not seen the latest polling? The GQP is finished.

R34 is a Trumper.We cannot underestimate or understand the number of trump voters-we must all vote Biden or it’s fag-death camps for us

What about rich young women who LURV colonised brown folks?

Dump having heart attack or stroke would ‘’be best’’ he will,never be brought to justice but to be permanently disabled or dead would ‘’be best’’ right Melania?

Losing ALL credibility! 😁

Today was a HORRIBLE Day in Court for Donnie. Not only were his Lawyers's Arguments continually slammed by the J she for being utterly incompetent and insufficient, an hour after the Court's morning deliberation of Trump's contempt charges ( which the judge delayed judgement on) Trump AGAIN went back n Social Media and broke his gag order again.

"Pecker"- he of National Enquirer infant, admitted in his Testimony today that he, Michael Cohen, and Donald Trump agreed to manipulate the election outcome by editing out all stories negative to Trump and literally "Planting" negative story of all his opponents. (See also Ted Cruz, not just Hillary.) LOL- and this is only the SECOND DAY OF TRIAL!

Word on the street today is that the Secret Service is scrambling trying to figure out the logistical arrangements for Trump's probable sentence of jail-time for his Contempt charges.

Oops-forgot link:

Every morning, first thing I do is reach for phone and log into Washington Post hoping to find blaring headline:Trump Dead! Honest to god: every morning I wake with my fingers crossed this has happened. Some day. Some day….

I share that dream. I’m keeping healthy so I can be here to see it.

If only...

Just another Mueller-burger, all of it.

I asked a minister friend if it’s wrong to pray for Trump’s death.

They didn’t give a direct response. Couldn’t condone but refused to condemn.

[quote]Just another Mueller-burger, all of it.

How to say you're in a coma without saying...

Wake me up when he’s jailed!

Well, Turd knows his audience (National Enquirer readers).

I’ve said it before: I want Trump to die spectacularly live on camera. I would watch that daily until my own demise (most likely not live on tv)

It essentially boils down to did his do it to hide it from his wife, not illegal just a scum bag or did he do it to keep it from the voting public and conspire with the national enquirer to keep it quiet and pay out to do it with campaign funds. The evidence is overwhelmingly in the second but all it takes is one person to side with him and not budge.

'old and tired and mad . . .' Fucking BOO HOO. Let him sit in his greasy diaper filth all damned day!!

"... did his do it to hide it from his wife"

No, because he told people that after the election he didn't care who knew it.

R39 - I hate to break it to you, but that's been standard practice in politics with various media since -- forever. Not quite an earth-shattering revelation.

The New York Times did catch and kill election-time stuff for W.

[quote]I hate to break it to you

No you don't.

For the life of me, I can't understand why attractive women had sex with this pig.

[quote]They didn’t give a direct response. Couldn’t condone but refused to condemn.

I imagine most Christian ministers wouldn't object to watching the Antichrist die.

Trump is dying to go to jail, don't kid yourself. He knows it would be ratings gold with his knuckledragg. He is guessing it will be just for a day ortwo.ers

He couldn’t handle an hour in jail and he knows.

Chris Christie tells a story about Trump confessing to him back in the day, when some NJ pol went to prison, that he could never handle that. It terrifies him.

Yeah, I've been thinking that the judge might hold him in custody from Friday afternoon to Sunday afternoon for the gag order violations. That would be appropriate and might scare him a little.

I only want him behind bars if they install a live 24hr webcam of his cell.

Charge, say, $2 per hour as PPV. The national debt would be paid off in a week.

... deny... delay... distract

I think the judge will dress him down in a humiliating way. And if the behavior continues, he will savage him worse.

That will inflict some real harm on the Trump brand as he won’t he able to fight back.

That obnoxious talking (bald) head defense attorney on CNN with Anderson is driving me nuts.