Trump’s Super PAC Has Been Footing His Legal Bills. Now It’s Running Out of Money

News about this man has been bringing me more joy this week than I would ever have imagined was possible.

Well they love him so much, they can pay for it!

Well, shit -- he never paid any of his other lawyers. Why is this bunch getting paid?

How Trump running out of money spells trouble for Bidrn and the Democrats.

R3, he’s never faced criminal charges before.

Well, much to his regret now, he paid Michael Cohen the hush money. I’m sure in retrospect it seems like it was an unwise time to have actually paid someone he owed money. 😂😂😂😂

Shouldn’t his daughter-in-law, Lara tRump, be stealing money from the dupes at the RNC to pay for Cheatolini’s legal bills? Though it seems likely they’ll be going broke soon.

[quote] Well, shit -- he never paid any of his other lawyers. Why is this bunch getting paid?

R3 He’s not paying them, either. His contributors are paying. Rule #1 with Trump: never use your own money to pay your debts.

Don’t worry…there are plenty of Super PACs with money that will fund him. Billionaires, conservative “think tanks” with names like America First Eagle Patriot Freedom Flag Veteran Group.

That. Fucking. Face. Oh my god, just when I think I've seen every possible iteration of it after all these years, a new one comes out. I mean, is he taking a dump behind the podium, or what's happening in that photo?

His annual adult diaper budget must be in the millions. 💩💩💩

So what?

Hee, hee, hee.

He looks like Stephen Hawking in OP’s pic.

Boo hoo. Throw Trump in prison to die.

So desperate he's demanding a cut of donations from down-ballot candidates

This part is the funniest:

[quote]“Any split that is higher than 5% will be seen favorably by the RNC and President Trump’s campaign and is routinely reported to the highest levels of leadership within both organizations,” the letter added.

"Give us even more and we'll tell Donny your name!". It reminds me of the increasingly desperate fundraising emails they were sending out after the 2020 election

Ha ha! Too bad so sad. I hope this fat orange fuck drops dead! Stupid smelly diaper shitter.

[quote] "Give us even more and we'll tell Donny your name!"

Sounds like a shakedown from a mob boss.

Which, it is.

R17, I thought the same thing. It is demanding that candidates hand over money to Trump if they know what is good for them.

R13 On my worst day, I was never orange with a neck pussy.

I’d eat that neck pussy like Chrissy Metz at Costco on Free Sample Friday!!!!!!

This is why I laugh whenever he files an appeal to any decision that doesn’t work out in his favor, in any of his trials. It’s annoying each case seems to be proceeding at a glacial pace, but the longer things drag out, the more he has to pay for legal fees. Additionally, there is a 100% chance he’s going to dip into the RNC coffers, and Republican candidates will be less tolerant of propping him up financially the closer Election Day gets. There’s going to be a revolt.

It’s entirely possible the Republican oligarchy is withholding money for him to force him to accept a running mate of their choice, Nikki Haley

Then should Trump get elected, he gets William Henry Harrison’d.

The oligarchs get what they wanted in the first place. An efficient technocrat to regulate the economy.

S/b deregulate the economy

I wonder if she has to give Trump part of the proceeds?

[quote] There’s going to be a revolt.

R23 I think Mike Johnson working with the Dems to get the Ukraine/Israel/Taiwan bill passed is the first substantial sign that Trump’s grip on the MAGA.party may be waning. If Gaetz, Bobert, and MTG are deterred from getting Johnson out of the Speakership, I think that will be the second sign that Trump is losing his grip.

Neck Pussy is the name of my new punk band!!! 🤟🤟🤟

Maybe Mike Johnson grew some balls after he spoke with God and received the prophecies linked below.

Now I’m seeing neck pussies every damn where. Damnit.

[quote] I think Mike Johnson working with the Dems to get the Ukraine/Israel/Taiwan bill passed is the first substantial sign that Trump’s grip on the MAGA.party may be waning.

Agree, but it’s too little too late to save the House Rethugs this November. They have branded themselves as the party of chaos and confusion, unable to fulfill even the simplest requirements of basic governance. It’s why so many of them have already bowed out and declined to run again in November.

Grab 'em by the neck pussy!

His neck is a pussy and his mouth is an anus. No wonder he smells so damn bad.

That chin tho

That triangular thing on his chin is exactly the same size and shape as his cocklet, going by Stormy Daniel’s description of his junk. A stunning example of organic repetition!

R24, how many deplorables can afford to shell out $245 for a Trump necklace?

So according to respected sources, the A-Hole is set to receive 1.3 Billion in more BS stock by tomorrow even though it's been sinking like a rock. That fucker has 9 lives.

He’s committing crimes faster than they can raise money. Slow down Donald, let them catch up!

He's a bad man, A very very very bad man