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Unexpected things said during sex

Just had a guy comment on how smooth my skin was. Thankfully, I wasn’t turned into a lampshade. How about you?

by Anonymousreply 10April 21, 2024 5:17 AM

I get the one about how soft my body hair is… every time. That and you have really blue eyes—yes I know.

by Anonymousreply 1April 21, 2024 1:23 AM

“Objects in mirror are bigger than they appear” in regard to my dick in his ass. Not sure if it was a compliment or not. I’m thinking not.

by Anonymousreply 2April 21, 2024 1:28 AM

“I like the blood.”

(no one was bleeding!)

by Anonymousreply 3April 21, 2024 1:39 AM

That'll be another $75.

by Anonymousreply 4April 21, 2024 1:45 AM

Tired of the dark ones; starved for the blonde ones.

by Anonymousreply 5April 21, 2024 1:51 AM

I just peed up your butthole.

by Anonymousreply 6April 21, 2024 4:56 AM

Are we having sex?

by Anonymousreply 7April 21, 2024 4:58 AM

Help me, I can’t get up!!”

by Anonymousreply 8April 21, 2024 5:00 AM

Why is your mom watching us……while pleasuring herself with a cucumber?

by Anonymousreply 9April 21, 2024 5:10 AM

“I came already.”

by Anonymousreply 10April 21, 2024 5:17 AM
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