What time should I go to bed?

I fell down last winter.

Also, pink his a happy red.

What time should I wipe my asshole?

Puppies make the best dogs.

I like blue.

Please help me. I’m a divorced woman.

I smell cookies

Well, if you're not in bed by 9, be home by 10.

What should I do about DARK BROWN FECES all over my pumps?

I’m very very sick. Please don’t be mean to me.

Ireland is…full of parakeets and it’s killing the mustard.

Goodnight cruel dl.

r2 = OP

R11 op

Airplanes cause hippos, but Vermont doesn’t have the room.

Rich people all smell like strawberry jam.

And you know what’s next!

This TV show is boring. Should I change channels or just turn it off?

I’ll be right back.

Time to feed my kittens.

Okay, I’m back.

Hi Greg

I got to bed at 9pm and read until 10pm. I sleep until 3am and go pee. Then I go back to bed until 6am and get up am and go pee. I go back to bed until 8am when the dog gets me up. I find this arrangement to be fine at 70 yrs old.

Hello, R19.

Earlier is always better. 9-10 is best. Dim your lights before bed time at least one hour before. Read a book to help you get sleepy. And be sure there is no visible clock available from your bed to show you the time. Sleeping is actually the best way for your body to heal.

I sleep till noon.

What color underwear should I wear?

R24 Underwear? What underwear?

Put on clean pjs. Make sure you have clean sheets. Get a tumbler of something comforting. Take an Ambien or Xanax if you have one. Zone out with a movie in the background. Doesn't have to be a good one. I have a shit lifetime movie on with an ER tech who falls in love and stalks the beautiful teen he pulls out of a car wreck. Crazy white woman shit.

When the top eyelids embrace the bottom eyelids, and the blepharitis settles like the new-fallen snow.

A tired, constipated homosexual posts about being constipated.

[quote]I’m a sick person.

I'm a divorced woman.

Hope you’re back to normal soon, R28.

Beverly! Beverly!

Are you also a divorced woman?

Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly!