Grandma Lauren Boebert is melting down over the House passing Ukraine aid

Sadly, assholes like Boebert do represent the views of a lot of Americans.

Apparently Ms. Boebert loves hand jobs so much she gives them out indiscriminately to the highest bidder of the night.

She’s on borrowed time and she knows it.

The government is actually doing work and I can’t understand all the words AHHHHHHHH

R2

Are we talking $20 or $200?

Has she ever done any real policy work?

She trying to figure out how in the hell she’s going to support herself.

She has no marketable skills, and no one is going to hire her as a lobbyist.

So we're just supposed to blow-off the trillions we've already given them? The only way to go is forward.

[quote]Sadly, assholes like Boebert do represent the views of a lot of Americans.

Not the cute ones.

Handjob Granny broke into the liquor cabinet again.

BoBo's mad because Putin is going to dock her pay for not doing what he wanted

[quote]Grandma Lauren Boebert is melting down

That's gonna stink.

Maybe she can move to an assisted living facility for old Hooters girls. Hooters on Scooters.

I’m not sure what her future will bring, but I have a feeling that cruise ships will be involved.

Will we ever finally learn about this traitorous cunt's involvement in 1/6/21? And MTG's for that matter as well.

Thank God she has another career to fall back on...

Granny Boobert can always go back to her previous profession, escorting. She won't make as much money as she did when she was young but she'll get clients.

Well I know she is getting some sex. Because Buck really fucked her.

She could always try to go back and complete high school.

She likes musicals, so maybe she’ll get the part of Rizzo in Royal Caribbean’s eternal production of “Grease.”

She's not intelligent enough to figure out that if Putin takes Ukraine he won't stop there. He will roll through Europe. Xi will go after Taiwan soon after.

Her precious, dumbass sons will be drafted into WWII and die. All her whining, her hair extensions and handjobs, all of their firearms, won't keep that from happening .

Aiding Ukraine and stopping Putin NOW, will.

*WW III

Jake Sherman, Capital Hill Tabloid Reporter 💩

And, r1, exactly how many people would that be?

At this point I don’t think we have to worry about “Putin taking Ukraine and not stopping there.” His shambolic invasion has been a disaster and an absolute humiliation. His supposed military juggernaut has been fully exposed as corrupt, incompetent and badly equipped.

I mean, they invaded [italic]Ukraine[/italic], for fucks sake! One of the least prepared and militarily capable countries in Europe. A country right on their border. Partly surrounded by Russian and satellite countries. Its capital a few days march from the border.

And they STILL managed to fuck it up!

No, Putin is not going from Ukraine to attack the most powerful military alliance in human history. And that’s even if he DIDN'T have his dick and balls caught in the Ukrainian bear trap.

All that said, we still have to protect Ukraine. That war has become THE central issue of Putin’s horrid, kleptocratic regime. He must stay in, he must assault Ukraine as a nation, he must wave victories (such as they are) in front of his enslaved people.

And yes, his people are paying the price — but so are the Ukrainians. Every day they die, they are attacked, bombed, shelled, missiles and drones are launched at their cities. They are being killed by invaders every day. All they want is to be rid of fascistic invaders.

What better cause can we spend money on in international aid than to help them fight off the dictator’s human waves?

[quote]Handjob Granny

LOL!

What a cunt!

I’m not sure what her future will bring, but I have a feeling that the back seat of a Greyhound bus will be in involved.

The backseat of a Greyhound bus is what Lauren refers to as a “conceiving and birthing couch”.

She's so trashy.

Rollin down Highway 41?

Born to handjob, baby!

What makes no sense is that people who bow down to Trump, whose whole campaign was based on making these jerkoffs feel that they were on a winning team (caps and all), would roll over and lose American’s world standing to a Russher-Chiiiner 🤡 fellowship.

^ That's right and they all think they'll have a place at the table with dictator Trump. Hope they have a place in the same prison

Interesting turn of events: Has Mike Johnson grown some balls, or has Trump decided that he’s in trouble in swing states over abortion (hence his claim it should be left up to the states) and funding of Israel, Taiwan, and yes, Ukraine, and gave Johnson permission to move forward? Or is it because Trump is locked up in court shitting and pissing himself all day for 6 weeks with no care about what others in the courtroom are enduring?

There's always OnlyFans.

[quote]There's always OnlyFans.

Doesn't that require...fans?

R23, Jake Sherman is an outstanding reporter. You don’t know shit.

Those aren't eyeglasses on the old gal's face-- they're splatter guards.

Granny Boebert fucked Ted Cruz!!!

R40 imagine those secretions

What do these ppl stand for? Just saying, Love America, Christ and guns is not governing. .

Heartless.

Hi Lauren. Not sure you are aware. The house is controlled by YOUR party.

[quote]She has no marketable skills

Oh, I’m sure she has a few….

You can't expect Lauren to grandstand for media attention, appear in court numerous times, AND know how the government functions! She's only human you know.

How can you afford to lose that many young men?