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That guy who kept gone out to Greenland to camp with polar bears

Then they ate him and it was all on the camcorder. Who was he? I never hear about that story again! It reminder me of the old horror story I just bout forgot at the mountain pass in China or Sweden or somewhere. I think and Russian cadets were hiked out but went to sleep so the witches or yetis chopped them up in the middle of the night and just ate little bits than left them there naked and frozen. If there was a way to search these old stories again other than I don't wanna go downtown to the free library cause there's always some smelly hobos and I think bedbugs in the books. Well? Anyone?

by Anonymousreply 39April 20, 2024 11:29 AM

Maulface thread.

by Anonymousreply 1April 19, 2024 8:32 PM

Ask the Yuba County 5

by Anonymousreply 2April 19, 2024 8:42 PM

The guy from “Grizzly Man”?

Timothy Treadwell.

by Anonymousreply 3April 19, 2024 8:47 PM

Was they ate by wild critters R2?

by Anonymousreply 4April 19, 2024 8:48 PM

Bears and otters!

by Anonymousreply 5April 19, 2024 9:43 PM

0/10

by Anonymousreply 6April 19, 2024 9:50 PM

[quote] Bears and otters!

Are they’s your favorites?

by Anonymousreply 7April 19, 2024 10:05 PM

It was the Datalounge Pass, in North. He was eaten by a desperate, sex starved troll.

by Anonymousreply 8April 19, 2024 10:27 PM

Datalounge has gotten to the point where it's impossible to know if posts like this are by a troll, an idiot, or someone who is too stupid to understand English grammar.

by Anonymousreply 9April 19, 2024 10:29 PM

I think someone has conflated his stories

by Anonymousreply 10April 19, 2024 10:35 PM

Here you go:

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by Anonymousreply 11April 19, 2024 10:36 PM

^not Polar Bears!

by Anonymousreply 12April 19, 2024 10:39 PM

Details of his last moments....

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by Anonymousreply 13April 19, 2024 10:39 PM

^not Greenland!

by Anonymousreply 14April 19, 2024 10:41 PM

I’m not going to listen. You listen.

by Anonymousreply 15April 19, 2024 10:41 PM

[quote]Maulface thread.

How dare you, I am just a cute little cub.

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by Anonymousreply 16April 19, 2024 10:48 PM

^not Sweden! ^not China!

by Anonymousreply 17April 19, 2024 10:53 PM

The name of this thread is “ That guy who kept gone out to Greenland to camp with polar bears”

Not “That guy who kept gone out to Sweden to camp with Brown Bears”

by Anonymousreply 18April 19, 2024 10:57 PM

The song Maneater was on his iPod.

by Anonymousreply 19April 19, 2024 10:59 PM

I thought the audio was never going to be released.

by Anonymousreply 20April 19, 2024 11:09 PM

What a smart idea.

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by Anonymousreply 21April 19, 2024 11:26 PM

It was Alaska.

by Anonymousreply 22April 19, 2024 11:35 PM

[quote] Was they ate by wild critters [R2]?

No.

They were eaten by wild critters.

by Anonymousreply 23April 19, 2024 11:48 PM

[quote] Are they’s your favorites?

Jesus wept.

by Anonymousreply 24April 19, 2024 11:52 PM

Yukon Cornelius.

by Anonymousreply 25April 19, 2024 11:54 PM

Hobo in the free library

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by Anonymousreply 26April 19, 2024 11:56 PM

If it’s black get back if it’s Brown get down if it’s white, good night.

by Anonymousreply 27April 19, 2024 11:58 PM

Don't look at me!

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by Anonymousreply 28April 20, 2024 12:03 AM

Me neither!

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by Anonymousreply 29April 20, 2024 12:04 AM
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by Anonymousreply 30April 20, 2024 12:14 AM
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by Anonymousreply 31April 20, 2024 12:18 AM

r25 you just know Yukon Cornelius threw a mean fuck.

by Anonymousreply 32April 20, 2024 12:23 AM

The wilderness fellow wasn’t a gentleman caller.

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by Anonymousreply 33April 20, 2024 1:22 AM

I'm pretty sure Taylor Swift wrote a song about it after they broke up.

by Anonymousreply 34April 20, 2024 1:33 AM

What is your first language, OP?

by Anonymousreply 35April 20, 2024 1:42 AM

Isn't that Samuelle Alito, R33?

by Anonymousreply 36April 20, 2024 5:23 AM

R36 Alito likes those free excursions to salmon fish. In the evenings the judge likes to dress up for resort lodge activities.

by Anonymousreply 37April 20, 2024 11:26 AM

Darwin Awards for this maroon and his gf.

by Anonymousreply 38April 20, 2024 11:29 AM

[quote] it's impossible to know if posts like this are by a troll, an idiot, or someone who is too stupid to understand English grammar

None of those are mutually exclusive.

by Anonymousreply 39April 20, 2024 11:29 AM
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