Mamie Eisenhower low hangers shall not be denied!
The recent U.S. state dinners and "Fairy Bread" threads have hearkened the late, great Mamie Eisenhower who never, ever saw a need for a brassiere, leaving her nipples to the wind (or, more accurately, her waist) as she breezed through the White House in inimitable fashion collecting hundreds of cans of parslied potatoes and decorating Ike's Presidential boudoir in Barbie Pink decades before it was popular!
And her Elizabeth Arden crafted bangs and hairstyle that demonstrated her hairline began halfway back into her skull!
Let's discover her again, DLers in the know!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 64 | April 21, 2024 1:10 AM
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Let's not but say we did.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 19, 2024 7:31 PM
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Why don't you know how to say "fun," r1?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 19, 2024 7:40 PM
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Our Mamie sure was a looker with such a flare for fashion
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 3 | April 19, 2024 8:14 PM
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Such a trend setter the way she let those arms just flap in the breeze... So brave
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 4 | April 19, 2024 8:16 PM
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Who needs a bra when you've got udders like these? Give those enlisted boys a little thrill 😉
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 5 | April 19, 2024 8:20 PM
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[quote]and decorating Ike's Presidential boudoir in Barbie Pink decades before it was popular!
You're mixing things up here.
She's the one responsible for the 1950s "Think Pink" craze.
Pink everything... clothes, cars, appliances, decor.
Long before "Barbie Pink", there was the 1950s "Shocking Pink".
With her love for pink, in certain way, she had a greater influence on American design than any other First Lady including Jackie.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 19, 2024 8:25 PM
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Jane Wyman copied her hairstyle and held onto it for decades
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 19, 2024 8:26 PM
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I know I found her to be a useful boner killer.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 19, 2024 8:27 PM
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Pink was her signature color.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 10 | April 19, 2024 9:12 PM
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I think Mamie wore a bra, it just wasn’t supportive. It probably had no bones or underwires.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 19, 2024 9:24 PM
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Ike batted them around like udders while we did it doggy style.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 19, 2024 9:29 PM
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Her bangs though. Makes her look retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 19, 2024 9:41 PM
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You know she never took a scissor to her bush either. Surely she had long, wiry, gray pubes creeping out all sides of her granny panties.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 19, 2024 9:43 PM
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Mamie was fond of massages several times a week to keep her toned.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 19, 2024 11:05 PM
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Secret, r14: Pubes rub off by 50, so she was probably bald down there.
You brought it up.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 19, 2024 11:13 PM
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^ What!? I still have mine
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 19, 2024 11:19 PM
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She had lovely canned potatoes
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 19, 2024 11:29 PM
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R14! You destroyed my appetite for dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 19, 2024 11:57 PM
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I like her face—she looks like Cate Blanchet, but her hair is just terrible. It’s such a shame because a different hairdo would have made a world of difference.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 20, 2024 5:20 AM
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A tale of two Mamies. The best of Mamie, the worst or Mamie..
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 22 | April 20, 2024 7:56 AM
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Her tits look like two fried eggs hanging from a nail.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 20, 2024 10:35 AM
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^ Every first lady needs her own Roscoe 😛
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 20, 2024 10:44 AM
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[quote]on the Lincoln Bedroom
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 20, 2024 12:09 PM
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^ Don't be so picky, haven't you ever been fucked on a bedroom?
Have you ever been fucked at all?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 20, 2024 12:13 PM
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Many times. IN a bedroom ON a bed.
By my own "Roscoe."
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 20, 2024 12:25 PM
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^ That's so cool that you and Mamie shared Roscoe... Isn't he like a 110 now?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 20, 2024 12:45 PM
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112.
But Roscoe's "D" still brings your mother to the yard. I let her go ahead of me, but after your grandmother.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 20, 2024 12:55 PM
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^ Roscoe is into necrophilia? 😬
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 20, 2024 1:16 PM
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R16 The picture of Mamie Eisenhower's bald pussy is horrific. Yet hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 20, 2024 3:21 PM
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Remind me who Roscoe is? I think I knew a Roscoe too.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 20, 2024 3:23 PM
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Doesn’t Ike look like Paddy the Irishman in his top hat???
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 20, 2024 3:31 PM
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^ JFK never wore a hat again
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 20, 2024 3:47 PM
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JFK was obsessed with how his hair looked.
When he was in the House and later the Senate, he would have someone come to his office in the morning and style his hair for the day.
I’m sure he continued that practice in the White House.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 20, 2024 4:00 PM
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When Mamie gave birth to Icky and then John, she simply squatted on the floor, dropped them to the floor, and dragged them by umbilical cord to the kitchen where Cook tied her off.
When the college girl arrived at the White House, Mamie viewed her as weak and stupid. She didn’t know about the large size of Irish heads. She was confused and angered by cesarian birth.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 20, 2024 4:06 PM
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This is a fucking hoot! What other First Lady traits can we pick on?
- Hillary’s cankles?
- Eleanor’s teeth?
- Barbara’s pearl necklaces?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 20, 2024 4:49 PM
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R39, Michelle Obama’s Daffy Duck speech impediment.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 20, 2024 4:52 PM
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Lou Henry Hoover's vaginal odor!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 20, 2024 7:40 PM
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^ But she so loved going to the theater
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 20, 2024 8:19 PM
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Fix me a drink while your up, dear.
- Betty "4 olives Ford
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 20, 2024 8:34 PM
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Ike was a quite handsome dude. Was there a convenience or family connection aspect to the marriage to Mamie? She was not just average-looking or even plain but frankly fat and unattractive. Just a head-scratcher.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 20, 2024 8:42 PM
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In her younger days she was quite the vixen!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 47 | April 20, 2024 8:55 PM
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Mamie Pink ain't Barbie Pink. THIS is Barbie Pink:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 48 | April 20, 2024 9:00 PM
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I can only imagine Jackie's horrified reaction the first time she entered the White House kitchen and saw shelves and shelves of parslied potato balls.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 20, 2024 9:03 PM
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R46
“During World War II, while promotion and fame came to Ike, his wife lived in Washington, D.C. During the three years Ike was stationed in Europe, Mamie saw him only once.“
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 20, 2024 9:05 PM
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R50, Enter Kay Summersby.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 51 | April 20, 2024 9:06 PM
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R48 Mamie Pink is Pepto Bismol Pink
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 20, 2024 9:07 PM
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I believe those are referred to as pancake titties.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 20, 2024 9:22 PM
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R53, Down south, we call them flapjacks.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 20, 2024 9:25 PM
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^ Go fuck yourself and let me see
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 20, 2024 10:31 PM
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Mamie’s favorite flower was my pink rosebud. She could spend an hour or more with her nose snuffling between my cheeks like a pig looking for truffles.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 20, 2024 10:52 PM
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Only the Nixon kids got to call her Mammy
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 20, 2024 10:53 PM
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Mamie's pink bedroom at the post-presidency house in Gettysburg. Imagine all the times Ike stuffed his sausage inside her as she laid spread-eagled on that pink bedspread.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 61 | April 21, 2024 12:32 AM
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[QUOTE]Ike stuffed his sausage inside her as she laid spread-eagled on that pink bedspread.
Many decades off. Maybe, in her mind, she was still a flapper and, oh so on the top of trends, including wearing camisole tops without support.
Waving tits were *quite* the thing in the '50s!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 62 | April 21, 2024 12:49 AM
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Her arms were Ike’s favorite feature?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 63 | April 21, 2024 12:54 AM
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Waving tits and using that phone cord judiciously, right?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 21, 2024 1:10 AM
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