Who has bigger cocks?

OP wants to know what side to root for.

R1 Iran is winning at the moment

R1 said “root”.

They're all the same people, divided only by religion.

Whatever side doesn’t have that PESKY foreskin.

“Ouch! Ooh! Just jerk it off in this very specific arcane manner or else it hurts! Oof! Ugh!”

Fucking pussies.

Doesn't matter, both tribes are mutilated.

Is the word "tribe" considered racist when connected to black people? If one ever asked an african american what tribe their ancestors are from, would they be offended?

[quote]Doesn't matter, both tribes are mutilated.

They’re trannies that had their dicks turned inside out because of mental illness? That’s what you mean by mutilated, right?

Iran is a big supporter of Trans because it gets rid of gays

Beware, the idiots have arrived.

R8. No, that's not what I mean.

I don't know, OP, so I will have to see naked photos of both in order to conduct a proper analysis.

Israelis are not very endowed. I know nothing about Iranians.

R13 my experience is the exact opposite.

Hung and batshit insane. But in a good way.

Insane in what way, R14.

Palestinian Jews and Sephardic jews have reliably LARGE cocks and they are mostly very intense and macho men even the gays.

Ashkenazi jews are a crapshoot for size meat - the normal range of sizes.

Persians have the normal range but skewed to the smaller end of the range.

Zoroastrian Persians, who went to live with Punjabs in India, have small cocks but beautiful holes. Punjabis, tangential to his topic, have the normal range but skewed to the larger end of the range. Happily so. And they are jolly people.

Ask me about the beautiful Sri Lankans.

"Big Cock Belts" are regions when one can reliable enjoy size meat.

Refer to the Map. The "Big Cock Belt" in this region, and it's actually a circle, and goes roughly like this:

Sicily & Southern Italy, Greece, Western Turkey especially Ismir, Syria, Kurds BUT not Iraqis, Lebanon, original residents of Israel, not Jordan, Egypt is a crap shoot because it depends on tribe and race, Libya - yes, and include the white Kabyle and berbers, and Tunisia. You'll see it's a ring, as Tunisia is close to Sicily.

After I take a whore's bath I may share my experience of the Balkan's Big Cock Belt.

I need to know the Balkan Ring secret you wonderful whore, R18.

Dark and swarthy is my thing. Dark, hung and swarthy is my dream.

Prague - Vienna - Budapest - Belgrad - Sofia = Big Cock Belt (reliably find size meat)

Eastern Austria, Switzerland, Southern Germany, Northern Italy - the Alpine people - not so much. (Centuries of inbreeding) Except villages close to the Alpine passes, where there was clearly cross tribe fucking going on. Some fine rare specimens of manhood.

The ancient Jura mountains between Switzerland and France, has a small tribe of tall, horsehung supermen. They are even clever, like those Palestinian Jews. ("Palestinian Jew" refers to Jews living in Palestine before the creation of Israel.)

Oops I should have typed "Western Austria".

The "rim regions" of the North Sea are a Big Cock Belt - Edinburgh, Bergen, Hamburg then follow the coast to Calais, back to London. Seek out the original population, of course. Viking cock?

If you are stuck in Ireland, look for the Black Irish (Colin Farrell) (probably more Normand-French than Spanish Armada - come on!) and the possibly more viking Irish (Barry Keoghan).

R11 : I know what you meant. You need to get over it.

[quote]The "Big Cock Belt" in this region, and it's actually a circle, and goes roughly like this:

Regrettably, this was not covered in my "History of the Middle East" class.

my Lebanese prof’s bulge illustrated his lecture on this topic.

[quote] They’re trannies that had their dicks turned inside out because of mental illness?

The michfest fatties are in the hizzouse!

I had a deeply satisfying encounter with an older Israeli guy. Very deep. On the other hand, my only experience with an Iranian guy was a disappointment. He was very good looking, but decidedly average downstairs.

land of the handsome men with 5 inches

i wonder about those gorgeous afghan men