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When is the last time you got your poop pussy pounded?

Do all the guys line up for a chance to put their big dongs in your poop pussy?

by Anonymousreply 16April 19, 2024 3:48 AM

Heehee. I like that. Poop pussee.

by Anonymousreply 1April 18, 2024 8:42 PM

About 10 seconds ago

by Anonymousreply 2April 18, 2024 8:54 PM

Well, when you put it like that, no

by Anonymousreply 3April 18, 2024 9:01 PM

Sunday.

I have a standing date with my bf.

by Anonymousreply 4April 18, 2024 9:04 PM

Is this a man’s asshole or a transwoman’s neopussy or both?

by Anonymousreply 5April 18, 2024 11:35 PM

I’ve been in an ass, I’ve been in a pussy. There is no in between.

by Anonymousreply 6April 18, 2024 11:44 PM

I get a weekly colonoscopy.

by Anonymousreply 7April 19, 2024 1:26 AM

I give a nonexistent colonoscopy.

by Anonymousreply 8April 19, 2024 1:30 AM

I just call it an asshole or a butthole. Bottoms who call their assholes pussies while wearing panties, stockings and garters (Austin Avery and Alam Wernik) while demanding to be referred to by female pronouns during sex are insufferable dick wilters. If you're doing all of that shit just be honest with yourself and transition already!

In spite of what I said I don't care if other gays use that word. I just don't want to sleep with someone who does.

Also fuck the insufferable cunt mods on LPSG. That site has ten times more rules than the average HOA and apartment Co-Op combined. It is the 1984 of gay message boards.

by Anonymousreply 9April 19, 2024 1:47 AM

I saw Poop Pussy in concert back in 87. Cleveland.

by Anonymousreply 10April 19, 2024 1:54 AM

R10 Anal Cunt is a much better band than they are!

by Anonymousreply 11April 19, 2024 1:57 AM

1983

by Anonymousreply 12April 19, 2024 2:08 AM

We all prefer pork chop. Or Lady Potato.

by Anonymousreply 13April 19, 2024 2:25 AM

Closest probably seemed to be my most recent scheduled prostate exam with my urologist, sadly.

by Anonymousreply 14April 19, 2024 2:29 AM

OP: Doris Kearns Goodwin

by Anonymousreply 15April 19, 2024 2:31 AM

I’m sure some women have had their yeast factories fucked too, OP. Don’t leave them out.

by Anonymousreply 16April 19, 2024 3:48 AM
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