SRI LANKA TRAVEL VLOG

She sits on a hotel couch and talks about her day? Couldn’t she have talked over video of the day?

Sri Lanka isn't a destination I'd have expected her to pick.

She doesn't pick her destinations, R2. The older guy who is paying for him does that.

Six minutes in and I wanted one of the Sri Lankans to roger him on the beach.

WHAT ABOUT FRED?

wow, you can't unsee that self-saatisfied queen with the whole Quentin Crisp hair disaster going on

v8fairy...... your Nicolas is in the Southern Hemisphere, a little closer to you. Do you have a warm fuzzy feeling in your nether region???

r4 Also probably what Nicholas was thinking 6 minutes after getting off the plane to be fair.

Got some lovely cooking pots for the shop. They don't need 'em. Nothing to put in 'em.

He’s got really big feet.

Ceylon, Ceylon sailor!

He’s living his Victorian era British Empire fantasy.

Soporific!

Even in his doughy...let's call it a phase...I'm still intrigued to see what his body is like, so this left me disappointed. Though I imagine I'd feel the same way if he did show some skin.

That derpyderp boy hairdo on his now fat face starts to resemble John Candy.

One must explore the origins of tea

Talk about burying the lede OP!

You do realize that’s a photo of Chris Farley you posted R15?

Oh yeah Chris Farley! 🙈

R10- I have really big feet 👣.

I’m a size 17-4E.

Look at all those monkeys climbing into someone's house at the start of the video.

His pencilled-in eyebrows are really distracting.

[quote] Couldn’t she have talked over video of the day?

But then how would we have been able to admire her glowing complexion, a major part of her brand?

Somehow I imagined that he never left his gracious home.

He's so refined.

Oh, I say, do fuck that ah-ss. Righto, thanks very much. Yes, indeed, harder please. Brilliant. Well done you. Gosh.

I'll say this about him – he's really good at picking stills for the thumbnails, because at no point in the video itself does he look as attractive or as radiant as in that image. I've noticed that a couple of times now.

He’s talking about the lovely resort and the stunning beauty and all I see is a bunch of cheap furniture on an ordinary beach. A nice plain to hang out, sure. But stunning? No.

I’m not going to watch, but I’m curious if he ever lets on who “we” is?

^place

Those forests he shows are pretty stunning, the beach is really well-maintained with not a single piece of trash in sight, and the historical places seem nice as well. Doesn't look that ordinary to me at all.

R28 Funny, though. I see the beach looking pristine but think about the sewage discharged directly into the ocean as it usually is in places w/o adequate infrastructure.

Fifty years ago that happened in the States. In some places it still does. In Sri Lanka they're just catching up.

R29 they also do that in the UK whenever the rain threatens to overwhelm the sewage system.

R20 - hi there Nicky dear! Wishing you save travels on your Sri Lankan trip.