General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
In January 1991, he took command of the biggest military operation mounted since the Second World War. He had beneath him a formidable array of weapons and men. Within a few months, he had used them with astonishing small loss of life on their side to drive the occupying army of Iraq from the Kingdom of Kuwait.
A graduate of West Point, he speaks fluent German and French, loves fishing, the opera, and Bob Dylan. "War," he says, "is a profanity."
Let's discuss the former Supreme Allied Commander "Stormin' Norman," General H. Norman Schwarzkopf.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 18, 2024 3:01 AM
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He was a good general, but I always think of Rod Steiger's hilarious parody of him in Mars Attacks.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 17, 2024 10:37 PM
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Related but unrelated, Paul Winfield perfectly parodied Colin Powell in Mars Attacks!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 17, 2024 10:40 PM
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Good musical choices, too
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 17, 2024 10:40 PM
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He has no lips and his facial features have all migrated to the center of his face.
He has a very saggy scrotum and a slightly smaller than average sized penis. He likes to finger his bum but won't let anyone else do it.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 17, 2024 10:40 PM
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He WAS General H. Norman Schwarzkopf!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 17, 2024 10:43 PM
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Robert Duvall did. a brilliant impression of him in Mars Attacks.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 17, 2024 10:43 PM
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Let's talk about his father Norman the Elder, who pretty much singlehandedly fucked up the Lindbergh kidnapping case
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 17, 2024 11:13 PM
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He wanted to march into Baghdad to stop Hussein once and for all in 1990. He had a clear path. President George H. W. Bush stopped him from doing so. Look at what happened later....
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 17, 2024 11:41 PM
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R9 was it Bush or Baker/Cheney/Powell/Scowcroft/Pickering?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 17, 2024 11:55 PM
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I use his hair color all the time!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 17, 2024 11:58 PM
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He declined to run for politics, saying he prefers war lol
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 18, 2024 12:16 AM
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I like this Gen. Colin Powell version best.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 18, 2024 12:36 AM
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R10, it would have been a very different version of Cheney than what we saw when he was vice president, then.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 18, 2024 1:01 AM
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R14 Cheney was reigned in by the others
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 18, 2024 2:50 AM
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He liked to rub one out, too, like the rest of us.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 18, 2024 3:01 AM
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