If you’re a gay man about to be fired, should you show up to work in lipstick and a wig?

I certainly wouldn’t touch you.

Unfuckable, certainly.

Only if that relates to why you’re getting fired, but please do it, they could use another laugh at your expense.

Corporal Klinger used that trick to get kicked OUT of the military, but it backfired on him because the military was super-woke!

OP is also:

*Let’s be the deeper meaning in human actions*

[quote]I’m frivolous posting to social media, which really is a desperate plea to be viewed as young, fun and relevant, and an attempt to avoid the existential crisis from thoughts of our eventual death.

No but why are you getting fired?

So long as it's Dark Egyptian makeup and bright, full red lips.

It's MY go-to/don't-even-TRY-it look.