TikTok sensation Mitchell Burns has a memoir coming out

is he the guy with the jacked up teeth?

Yay! I’m so happy.

Whore.

Yes, R1.

Sounds like an Aussie.

Says he’s an Aussie yet r5 doesn’t know he’s an Aussie even though he’s been on other threads about this guy and even started some?

Big dick, uc

Gorgeous!!!

[quote]is he the guy with the jacked up teeth?

He's the guy who should be rooting me by a billabong

I was expecting his teeth to look like Steve Buscemi's. His aren't "jacked-up."

No wonder so many Americans are obsessed with veneers. Anything that doesn't look like horse dentures is considered flawed.

with a kookaburra.

He's gorgeous

[quote] Big dick, uc

Well the uncut part is true. Average to below average dick.

Notice how he never smiles with his mouth open. Maybe the book sales will pay for dental insurance.

r13 don't know what kind of fists you've been riding to even remotely consider his "below average." It's at least a bit above average by any study of penis size.

How does anyone know what his dick looks like? He's straight and has no nudies out there.

[quote]don't know what kind of fists you've been riding to even remotely consider his "below average."

I was exaggerating. He’s just average. If you think he’s above average than that’s sad.

I don't think it, I know it. What's sadder is your need for Depends even before decrepitude sets in.

A frustrating day.

[quote]No wonder so many Americans are obsessed with veneers. Anything that doesn't look like horse dentures is considered flawed.

Yes, Camilla... I mean, Your Majesty.

R16, his nudes leaked last year. They were posted on LPSG and previous DL threads.

I'll repost them on this thread:

I'd do him.

R17 is what happens when you have no education and watch too much porn. He’s low class to the lowest degree.

He’s Australian. Of course he is uncut.

I’m certain that uneducated low class poster knows nothing about demographics or this world.

Yes, please.

R27 is what happens when you have really bad luck or really low standards.

Very nice meaty cock. Unfortunately, he's too aware of his own prettiness for my liking. And how can one not be, when one looks like that?

Chimp ears.

R30 low standards? You don’t even have a job. You live off your family.

Stop it, both of you. Let's get back to talking about his dick.

It’s a boring dick. Would be nicer if it was thick all the way through and the head was in proportion. I guess you can always flip him over.

And I have a job. We aren’t all like you, R33.

He’s coming out?

That’s wonderful. We need more young people declaring their sexual orientation.

R35 no, you don’t. You post on here 24/7 but expect us to believe you have a job? Posting on DL, Reddit, LPSG etc is a job now? We have all your profiles on them.

And what is a “boring dick”? Your dick is what you inherit through genetics. It isn’t man made. You seriously want people here to believe you’re some educated man when you make comments like that?

His dick is plenty big. Not every guy is hung like Jeff Stryker. Maybe some of you are basing dick size on what you see in porn.

Is he what DL calls “adjacent”

He’s definitely adjacent.

[quote] He’s definitely adjacent

In what ways?

Why would he put out a book? His audience doesn’t read.

His audience watches TikTok videos.