Let's be Barron Trump's h.s. graduation

I’m Donald Trump still on the golf course because I’ve never heard of this Burton person.

Barron has that young serial killer look.

^ has he ever smiled??

He must be fun at parties!

I'm the Russian hookers paid for by Daddy.

#3, or spoken?

I'm him getting drunk and recreating this scene in celebration.

Dead eyes...

butterface

Is he going to college?

Put him in a closet & tell him it's Disney World, Barron won't know the difference.

I'm the fentanyl laced drugs. Someone's dying tonight...

[quote]After making his move to Washington alongside mom Melania Trump in June 2017, Barron Trump officially become the first boy to grace the halls of the White House in almost 60 years. [bold]Yep, the last time America had a "First Boy" was all the way back in 1961, when John F. Kennedy's son, JFK Jr., moved into the White House when he was just a baby.[/bold]

Ohhhhhh, I get it now! The QAnon obsession with JFK Jr.

I'm the AI-generated "stud photos" of him covering the tables at his open house.

R6 - WOW. Really

[quote] After making his move to Washington alongside mom Melania Trump in June 2017 ...

Yeah, already, right there we got some shit to talk about. Most first families move right in. Melon decided to draw it all out, no doubt to renegotiate some things.

I'm the Oh look. Another Trump thread.

He has Melania’s scowl.

I’m the teachers who passed Barron despite never once seeing him in class.

I'm the classmates from St Andrews and Oxbridge who didn't show up at the party...

He must hate being Donald Trump’s teenage son. I hope he has a good trust fund set up,

[quote]Barron has that young serial killer look.

He's on the spectrum. Most of us have that look.

May 17 is a Friday. That's a court day according to the judge.

Judge: Don't let Trump attend the graduation. We want a conviction as soon as possible.

Wouldn't Donald Trump's appearance at a high school graduation ceremony be a major distraction from the intent of the event?

Does imitate mommy in front his friends. “Vhy doesn’t anyone in real world like me?”

I'm not there.

Is Nicki related to Taylor?

Plot twist: he's GAY!

I'm the McDonald's burgers served at the graduation party.

R29 Thanks DAD!

Soulless eyes. The look of defeat. Stoic, expressionless, demeanor. Can you blame him? Look at fucking father and mother. Both of them mostly hated worldwide . This kid has got a lot of negative baggage to carry around. I kind of feel sorry for him.

Which college did the heavily-recruited young man select? Does he still play soccer?

Maybe donald will be released from confinement in time for his 2028 graduation.

I'm the caviar.

"Which college did the heavily-recruited young man select?"

Trump U., Rose. He'll be studying remotely.

R32, he's going back to Slovenia to learn pimping.

I am the chandeliers that had to be removed because of the last time Barron strolled thru the ballroom.

I verst leddy. I sit in chair and let young boys and daddys play 'peek a boo' with poosey for $5. Want pikchur with phone ? That extra $10. Cash be king. No cash? I no open my legs for 'peek a boo'.

I'm Kimberly ! I sit ten feet away from Melania, and let boys and their daddys play 'peek a boo' with my pussy for free ! I douched all day for this. However, I have no takers.

I'm George Santos. I wore a cap and gown and crashed this party, pretending I was the valedictorian of Barron's class. Everyone believes me !

He's got his father's cat's arsehole lips. Poor thing.

Kudos, R34, he'll be attending your alma mater; just another of the many things you two have in common.

I’m the desperate prayers going up from the former First Boy that God will put dad in jail and I can have mom’s undivided attention forever and ever and ever.

Next up: Trump University

I'm Barron's half sister. Not the pretty one - the 'other one'. No one knows me, and I introduce myself to the guests and even to my dad. Whenever I turn my back, I always hear "She sho is ugly!" I wish I was Ivanka.

I'm the 5,000 in Trump bucks in a card that a paralegal bought at RiteAid on her Depends run. She signed it Love Dad

The RSVP reading "Thanks, but we are unable to attend as we are still recovering from the first trump White House Christmas party seven years ago."

I'm Jared Kushner. My wife Ivanka told me I had to come to this graduation party, so I had to cancel my weekend with that cute Saudi Arabian prince. I have no idea who this Frankenstein kid is, but I act like I remember him. God, I hate my life.

Let's hope Barron earned his graduation unlike dear old dad.

I'm the ghost of Ivanna. No one visits me at the golf course, so I've decided to visit them.

Is this some sort of remedial school he's graduating from? I wonder I Donald will have the money to buy the boy's way into a decent college.

I'm the extra layer of rubber sheets on the floor in preparation for "Russian Hooker Pisstacular 2024!"

In old country, we no have “graduation party”.

I'm Donald, hitting on Barron's teenage female friends

They're 18, so it's cool, right?

Lurch isn’t going to college.

R53 He's a pig.

[quote]I'm not there.

STFU Tiffany.

I’m the boxes of classified documents that are shoved under the banquet tables.

R3, I remember a video clip of him dabbing (remember that?) with his mother and they both looked happy.

I'm the threads of texts going back and forth with his friends. God knows they won't talk to each other.

WTF is “dabbing”?

🎵 YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE

His facial structure is so Slavic. He has the potential to be nice looking. I hope he blooms in college away from his deeply disturbed parents.

No, R55, that's Beverly Boyer.

We are the 200 hired extras who will play the role of friends and classmates. We probably won't get paid, even after signing all those NDAs.

R23 the judge said if this trial stays on schedule there shouldn't be a conflict with he dates but keep making bullshit motions and wasting time we'll all have to work overtime on this trial

I feel sorry for him. Wanting to completely disappear yet being 6'7".

Leave him alone. He is not responsible for his appalling family.

It looks like klinefelter syndrome from old sperm.

I'm Ivanka, popping out of a huge cake in nothing but pasties. He's just my half brother, so it's cool, right? Eh. Who cares?

I'm Karlie Kushner, nee Kloss. I thought Barron was my ex, Taylor Swift. They're both tall, Aspie looking blondes. I was just here to laugh in her face about the Neanderthal sportspig she's parading around.

[quote]Leave him alone. He is not responsible for his appalling family.

To be completely fair most posters here are going after the appalling strippers 'n blow carnival surrounding him, rather than the young man himself.

We've never heard a peep from him. He could be decent, he could be awful, who knows.

What’s wrong with his mouth?

That face looks like a face that was cobbled together by some mad scientist from the faces of many other kids. Nothing on his face seems to go with the other features.

His head resembles the character “Flat Top” from Dick Tracey.

Complete with lips.

Trump seems like the type who would hire his son a hooker. Or offer up one of his sisters.

I'm the gift from dad. McDonalds coupons.

I'm a producer from Bel Ami. I'll be recruiting him. He's got the right look, and he already knows his mother's business.

I'm Don Jr. There isn't any leftover coke on my nostrils, right?

Im Melanias sister. I teach boy way of love

R80 Just the one way, dear?

I'm Wharton/Penn. We don't want this tard, unless Daddy's Saudi or Chinese pals pony up a mega cash for an endowment.

I'm the paid friends from TikTok that're pissed that their checks bounced.

I'm the bowl of Elmers glue. This one time, no one will stop Barron from eating me.

I’m brother Donnie’s party favors.

I'm the endless loop of the Village People's "YMCA" playing in the background so daddy Trump can do his famous dance (the one which looks like he's jerking off two guys at the same time).

I'm the stripper pole set up in the ballroom, so Melania, Kimberly and Lara can take turns on me.

So much winning...... And bad dancing...........

I'm Tiffany sending her regrets and an Amazon gift card for $100.

I’m the pig in a sling.

[quote]I’m the pig in a sling.

Congresswoman Greene has a name, you know.

I'm Grandpa Knavs, staying as far away as fuck from this circus. I have my Slovenian dignity intact.

Does he have his Slovenian thingy intact as well?

I am the aghast Mary caterer, weeping in the back over serving steak with ketchup.

We're the catering division of McDonald's. Big Macs, fries, chicken nuggets and diet Coke for everyone !

I'm the crisp $20 bill in a money card from Ivanka and family.

I'm that same crisp $20 bill that Barron took out of the card and gave to Kimberly for a 'lap dance'. Thanks Kushner family !

[quote]I am the aghast Mary caterer, weeping in the back over serving steak with ketchup.

You're about to fly right on out of here, aren't you?

I'm Eric standing in the shadows hissing, "You just think you're special, dontcha? We shoulda smothered you in the crib".

I'm the Lume deodorant that Melania put on her "pits and privates" before getting dressed this morning. Now she smells fresh as a daisy. Kimberly Gargoyle, on the other hand...

Maybe they already did that, R99? Oxygen deprivation might explain a few things...

He looks like a sociopathic lamprey.

I'm Marla Maples who never even went to high school.

Poor kid. I feel sorry for him. I don't Melania even allows him to have friends.

I'm Tiffany, waiting til Turd's will is settled before releasing the scathing tell-all, "Aborted: My Life As A Trump-Adjacent".

I’m Barron, wondering why my dad is making a big deal out of not being able to attend my graduation when he hasn’t been there for me once in my entire life.

I'm still of the mind that we should leave Barron alone until he proves he's as big a jackass as his brothers Uday and Qusay.

As far as I know, he has never said or done anything to warrant reproach - poor kid can't help who his parents are.

Now, when he shows us he's a douchenozzle, then we can rip him to shreds.

I'm the music cue selection to go with that pic in the OP.

I'm "Auntie Stormy". I was with his daddy the night Barron was born. I wasn't really invited to the party, but since I had free time from my court testimony, I thought I'd drop by.

I'm the 'Secret All Over Body Deodorant' used by Kimberly Guilfoyle. It's for her pits and privates since Melania wouldn't share the 'Lume'.

Donald speaks.

I’m the 2.1 GPA

I'm the sling Barron will be lying on during the post-ceremony gangbang.

No, R113. Just no.

You're kidding, R114, right? As if Kimberly Guilfoyle would relinquish her place in it for a single moment!

I'm the deformed sperms that dribbled out of Dump's 🍄 cocklet into the Slovenian Whore's gaping maw of a pussy, forming this creature.

I'm his real father, the body guard.

R111, I never seek out that guys videos, but he always cracks me the fuck up. It's the only way I can stand his voice

Buck never would've wanted to pork his slutty Slovenian mother!