Oooh, Momma LIKEY!

You forgot the /s. Unless, of course, you're into inbred hillbillies and Deliverance-core. Far be it from me to kink-shame.

He looks like he smells like a dirty ashtray, greasy hair, and B.O.

I still say the "oozing like a Cadbury egg" is the one to beat.

I just love what he did with his hair. Does anyone know which stylist at Fantastic Sam's he goes to these days ?

[quote]He looks like he smells like a dirty ashtray, greasy hair, and B.O.

Throw in tattoos and he's just Momma's type!

Somethin' wrong with this thread? I don't think this walking hair-don't deserved his own.

Those ears would be good for hanging onto, I suppose.

This young Clark Gable should be headed to the Hollywood casting couch for a "Gone with the Wind" prequel, not to jail!

Momma apparently has a thing for jug-eared miscreants, R7.

Good god. Momma apparently has Diabetic Retinopathy.

Hike your muumuu down below your gunt and bunt, and find some real men!

Andrew Dismukes is really letting himself go

He looks like he doesn't wipe properly.

OP likes she children.

Let's try to solve this crime. Has anyone gone down to the Corner Pocket to see if any of the dancers know anything?

[quote]He left his car doors open!

Can't stop laughing ! Those ears !

R11 Good catch!

Linda did that hairstyle first…

[quote] Somethin' wrong with this thread? I don't think this walking hair-don't deserved his own.

R6, how about trying that again?

This time in standard English.

Who's the idiot car owner who let Peter take the car for a test drive by himself?

[quote]Let's try to solve this crime. Has anyone gone down to the Corner Pocket to see if any of the dancers know anything?

He does look like the type of boy who would dance on the bar in skidmarked underwear for dollar bills, then later go home with a trick and murder him for $40.kjfr

Since "Peter" hasn't been arrested for the car theft, when was that photo of him (mug shot?) at the link taken and for what? .. Juvenile detention? .. He just turned 18 a few months ago.

Mommas mussy will stop hissing once she is wrapped with bubble wrap and duct tape, and stuffed in the attic, which will happen soon.

I doubt he’s even 18 yrs old while you’re in your 60s

I actually like how precise his Spock sideburns are in contrast to his luxurious crown locks.

Well Done.

R21 That might be a high school yearbook photo. Not sure if it's a mug shot.

Momma's mussy is pulsating like Chris Burrous' disco lights!