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When I was little, my parents had a book of silly sayings, which seem to me now to be a collection of silly things that kids wrote in yearbooks in the 1950s. I used to read that book and crack up and then memorize them and recite them to kids at school.
I’ll list some of the ones I remember. Feel free to post your own silliness.
By the sewer she lived
By the sewer she died
Some said it was murder
But I believe it was sewercide. 😂
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 17, 2024 12:08 AM |
There once was a lady from Dallas
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And her asshole in Buckingham Palace
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 16, 2024 7:10 PM |
History is an awful thing, as plain as you can see.
First it killed the explorers.
And now it's killing me.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 16, 2024 7:10 PM |
Marguerite, go wash your feet, the board of health’s across the street.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 16, 2024 7:16 PM |
When you work from your home and johns call on the phone ... you're a call girl. When you walk 'til you limp and give a cut to a pimp ... you're a street whore. When they're beggin' you please to get down on your knees near their groinage "Excusa me," but you see, don't you touch where they pee without coinage.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 16, 2024 7:18 PM |
^^We love you Jerri Blank!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 16, 2024 7:57 PM |
[quote]Limmericks
Oh, dear.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 17, 2024 12:07 AM |
“To Laverne, If in heaven we don't meet, hand in hand we'll bear the heat. And if it ever gets too hot, Pepsi-Cola hits the spot.”
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