Let’s talk astrology

I’m a Virgo, wish I was anything but..Im too neurotic for this life

R1 Virgos are horrible in bed because they’re so self conscious they can’t get in the moment

Grow up, OP.

I am a Water Sign and don't get along with the Fire Signs of Leo, Aries and Sagittarius in any respect -- ever. Not family, not friends, not romance, not co-workers.

I generally get along with my fellow Water Signs (Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio) and Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn) in all respects.

I get along okay, not great but okay, with Air Signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) as friends but not as lovers.

TMI I know, but you asked and these are my conclusions after many decades on this planet.

The gayest sign has to be Aquarius. Libras are unbridled sluts.

They say Geminis are psychos, and as one, I concur.

Hate Hate Hate Libras. The biggest waste if my time.

I'm a Cancer, and for some reason, Virgos are my weakness. Their combination of neurosis and horniness makes them irresistible to me.

I'm Sagittarius sun, Leo ascendant, Sagittarius moon. I crave a Taurus or Capricorn daddy who'll take care of my finances because honey, I have no idea how to acquire or manage el dinero.

Could never get along with Pisces for some reason. Just a complete communication barrier. I'm lowkey terrified of Libras because of how organised they are. Aquarius is my favourite of them all. Cancers are lovely too, so warm.

I am Virgo in name only.

R8 I have to agree with you. I'm a Cancer and I love Virgos. It really pissed me off when JLo dismissed all the Virgo dancers. So glad her album and tour flopped and she lost 20 mil.

The signs that irritate me are Taurus, Sagittarius, and Pisces.

Crazy how many people believe this retarded nonsense

Spoken like a true Capricorn, R12.

I'm a Sag with a Taurus Moon and Aquarius rising. I get along best with Taurus, Leos, Scorpios, Capricorns and Aquarius as well as fellow Sag.

I'm Capricorn Sun, Cancer Moon, Scorpio rising, Aquarius Venus, Scorpio Mars.

My sexual catnip, astrologically:

Aquarius with Gemini rising- deeply fucked up and kinky in the best, most fascinating ways; the best dirty talkers out there (but incapable of monogamy and prone to cerebral narcissism)

Aries with Taurus rising- earthy, endless stamina and physical bite in bed, fuck like how you imagine Elliot Stabler would (but stubborn, boring old men out of bed)

I can't stand Geminis, Cancers and Virgos.

I get along well with Aquarius, Aries, Leo and Sagittarius.

Scorpios like me but they're batshit crazy which makes me not want to be around them.

I LOVE Libras but I hear so many bad things about them being fickle sluts and I kinda believe it which breaks my heart. In my personal experience I have found them noncommittal and horrible at decision making.

R13 deserves a nomination at this year’s datalounge awards

R16 Libras are horrible in arguments. Best believe they will act like cold-hearted demons. I can't stand Cancers and I love Virgos. If you wanna have fun, you have to hang with a Leo or Virgo.

I don’t know what’s more of a dealbreaker. People into astrology or people into religion?

I am a Sagittarius, with a Taurus moon.

I HATE Leos. Every one of them wants to get in bed and then dump me. Their love is about as real as pixie dust. Why they're considered the best match for Sag, I don't know. They might have matching element signs and planets, but they're just ripoffs. Pisces aren't trustworthy AT ALL, they'll fuck around behind your back and try to pass off as if they're not doing anything wrong. And they'll get away with it if you let them.

Cancers are whiny and annoying to me. They just want to cry, be childish, and be sorry for themselves. No thanks.

My favorite signs are both Scorpio and Capricorns. They sizzle well with my mentality, and love lasting solid relationships - both friendships and romantic. Scorpios are very sexual, and I don't mind that. But those two signs usually create lasting, open, and trustworthy relationships for me.

I also realize that astrology is bullshit and I merely pay attention to it because it's somewhat entertaining, especially when it unexpectedly hits something right on the nose.

I'm a Scorpio, and I grew up with Aries, so I'm vulnerable to them.

I, like DL patron saint Vivian Vance, am a Leo.

I’m surrounded by cruel Scorpios.

I’m a Cancer sun; moon sign is Virgo and my rising sign is Libra. Can’t remember the others by heart, but I remember my chart being mostly earth/water. I think I have one Gemini and one Aries placement.

Astrology is fun but I don’t take it too seriously. I do notice similar patterns in people that seem to check out a lot of the time. Who knows? My brother is also a Cancer. My dad is a Scorpio and my mom is an Aries—she and I have always butted heads badly. Love her, but I want to kill her sometimes (and I’m sure the feeling is mutual).

Mine&s all that matters—I’m an ARIES!!

It's interesting how much Sagittarians love Capricorns because Caps usually can't stand Sags for very long. They find them tactless, flighty, lacking in self-awareness, and overconfident (apologies to the two Sags who posted here, who may be more grounded and sensible than others due to their Taurus rising). I think Sagittarians like Capricorns because they love that Caps will take care of all the responsible, boring, adult stuff, while they can flit about from one big idea to the next, but it eventually hardens the Capricorn because they never get to be the fun one.

What is the scientific basis for any of this to be true? So your telling me some of you don't get along with ANYONE born in particular months?

Maybe, maybe people born in the spring got less sunlight in the winter in it affects fetal development. Or maybe some got too much Vitamin D in the summer and some are peppy! I don't know! But it can't be based off some star photons beaming down people of earth at certain rotations.

^^^ yeah yeah oh dear my spellings horrible! Go back to "not getting along with" someone just because of their date, you monthist.

Sagittarius Sun Taurus Moon blends the adventurous wisdom of Sagittarius with the steadfastness and dependability of Taurus - resulting in one of the most loyal and devoted partners. Energetic yet stable, fun yet selfless, friendly yet practical - these guys are really hard to resist.

WOW that's me although I was really a big slut in my late teens and twenties :)

The Libra husband is not an easy man to please. The monotony of domesticity is not to his liking, but he is a passionate man, and a respecter of tradition. All I have to do is find this Libra man.

So you're telling me 2 babies born at the same time in the hospital have the same destiny, life path and personality.

Sadges are frauds.they use their whiney incompetence to make people feel sorry for them. That’s their buisness model.

R31 If they're born in the same hospital at the exact same time, then yes, they will likely share a lot of life/personality potential. But environment, parentage, childhood traumas, etc. will affect the way certain traits are expressed. Each sign and sign combination can have darkness and light depending on how much they work on themselves as well. Also reflected in someone's natal chart is their most recent past life and the individual karmic debts/lessons they'll be confronted with in their present incarnation.

R30

[quote] All I have to do is find this Libra man

Little Edie agrees with you.

R33 I see, it's true because you be believe it is. Sort of like ancient Egyptians worshiping the sun God and all that jazz. I'm sure they got a lot of comfort out of those ceremonies. It's made up, but that's ok, it's fun to believe and play.

R35 Well, yes, but you already knew that. I personally believe science and magic can have equal importance in life, so long as you don't confuse the two. I have the same intolerance for dogmatic, hyper-clenched atheists as I do for delusional fundies. It's perfectly okay for intelligent, logical humans to occasionally indulge in magical thinking as long as they're aware that's what they're doing.

Lots of fellow Sagittarians on the DL I see! Wonder if there's something to that.....

Donald Jessica Trump: Gemini sun, Sagittarius moon, Leo ascendant

Honestly, that tracks completely. The sun needs no explanation and you can clearly see the golden ascendant sitting on his head to be talked about at all times, but it's the moon that's interesting. Without it, he would not have the moxie to run for president, or had all those affairs, or persevered through all those bankruptcies.

I hate sharing the moon and the ascendant with him, but I clearly see some of my own drives in him. It's the Gemini sun that ruins him.

R37 That's because Sagittarians fancy themselves the blunt, "tells it like it is" type. They're also petty as fuck.

Taurus here. We are very sensual lovers.

r40 And good with money, yes?

R40 And consummate fat whores.

R41 You'd want to look at which planets are in someone's 2nd house to see how the handle money. A sun sign alone won't tell you much in that regard.

r43 So is that why I'm so bad with money, because my 2nd house is fucking empty?

[quote]It's perfectly okay for intelligent, logical humans to occasionally indulge in magical thinking as long as they're aware that's what they're doing.

[italic]Exactly[/italic], R36! I’m generally the biggest atheist around, but I find my life is enriched somewhat when I engage in little rituals and a some self-aware magical thinking. Constructing arbitrary frameworks around which to engage whatever “reality” is isn’t a terrible thing, as long as one is aware they’re artificial.

That said, I’m a Scorpio with Gemini rising and a Cancer moon, so - basically - I’m fucked: intense and emotional with zero attention span. Oh, and year of the rooster, for what it’s worth 😭🙃

"Aquarius. And my name is Ralph Now I like a woman who loves her freedom And I like a woman who can hold her own And if you fit that description, baby, come with me."

When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars…

R44 Out of curiosity, what planets do you have in your eleventh house?

Aquarius here. The love of my life was a Sagittarius. He could fuck for hours and very nicely. I walked away from him and he proceeded to marry a woman.

R37, I’m Sag sun, Pisces moon and Sag rising too!

Astrology is a load of crap.

I like to tell people that are in to astrology that I am a different sign than I actually am. Then they tell me I'm "typical" for whatever sign I made up that time. It's belief in the supernatural just like religion and magic. It's hard for me to understand how educated adults can seriously believe in any of those things.

r48 None, either. I do have Chiron in that house, but that one's not really related to finances, although it has occupied most of my attention in life as I struggle to connect to people offline.

Most of my planets (and the sun and the moon) are located in the fifth house, further fuelling the Peter Pan syndrome so common for homosexual men already. When they cremate me, they are going to incinerate a literal child. In spirit and mind, if not necessarily in face and body.

I'm a Sag sun, Libra moon, rising cancer. If I remember my birth time right. If it's a few minutes off, it's completely different.

Valentines Day is the reason I was born.

Hate Leo and Aries

r54 What a nice combo you have there, you must be a lovely person to be around.

My husband and I are both Sag. and exhibit most of the typical Sag traits, except gambling as neither of us are interested. But animals and travel, hell yeah. We have declared all our pets birthdays as Dec. 1, as well.

Gemini Sun, Cancer Rising -- the best of both worlds!!!

Just like Dan Levy, I am a Leo. I know fuck all about astrology, but I would fuck Dan in a heartbeat.

I don't believe in it at all.

But I'll be damned if it isn't right on the money 90% of the time.

Gemini suns are the only ones I'm scared of. See Trump and Dutchie as examples why.

It’s all BS

[quote]Out of curiosity, what planets do you have in your eleventh house?

Really? Sounds like a cult with its own secret language to make you feel special. 🤦

Secretly, you like me, R61

And we both hate Trump.

Astronomy > Astrology

What is with all the Libra bashing? Libras love beauty, peace and are excellent chefs, artists and diplomats. I'm a Libra and love all those things. Granted in my youth I wanted to please everyone which got me in some difficult situations which I didn't know how to deal with perfectly... or, at all. However, all I have ever wanted is for everyone to get along. I just want love, beauty and World Peace for all. Is that too much to ask? And, save the children!

Leo Sun, Capricorn Rising, Libra Moon. I get along well with my fellow Fire signs and the Earth signs. Virgos in particular. Brother, best friend, the love of my life, and a guardian angel who would always show up when I needed saving. Sometimes from myself. I, on the other hand, have an inexplicable need to protect the Pisces in my life. Although their tendency to exaggerate, and outright lie, can test my patience. But the one relationship that I felt was fated was with a god damned Scorpio. Alas, that one will have to be sorted out in another life and incarnation. I’m getting hot just thinking about it. 😈

R19 There's no real difference.

I have a friend who is into this shit. she was like the eclipse is gonna change her life and how it's gonna affect her star sign (aries) etc etc.

She even put messages under her pillow and burned it on the day of the eclipse. so fucking stupid people believe in this shit and she's one of those who would call up the psychic hotline.

r13 i'm a gemini bitch. the most EVIL sign.

Love when people ask my sign. That way I know not to waste my time on them.

r71 Whatever, bitch. All the hot people are into astrology, so it's your loss.

Sure R72.

Responding on someone's behalf even though no one asked you to? Must be a Libra.

Wrong R74 and not uncommon on DL. It's called discussion.

R67 scorps are the bane of my existence too. Cannot stand them.

R66 Exactly why I hate Libras - no offense. They never know what they want or are too afraid to make a clear statement/decision. Pain in the ass dating wise.

R77 Spoken like a true Virgo!

Libras and Virgos are cold people.

Libras:

[quote]None, either. I do have Chiron in that house, but that one's not really related to finances, although it has occupied most of my attention in life as I struggle to connect to people offline.

[quote]Most of my planets (and the sun and the moon) are located in the fifth house, further fuelling the Peter Pan syndrome so common for homosexual men already. When they cremate me, they are going to incinerate a literal child. In spirit and mind, if not necessarily in face and body.

Oh, you poor thing. My Capricorn Sun/Cancer Moon is very tempted to make sure you get a home cooked meal and set up with a Roth IRA, but I'm too afraid of disappointing my therapist.

Call me now!

No! Call me!

[quote] Secretly, you like me, [R61]

I don’t. Not even a little.

i know a cancer. he's bisexual. fucks everything that moves.

Scorpio. You all annoy or bore the hell out of me and I don't want you anywhere near me.

Have a lovely day.

R85 there is a certain site to browse male escorts, which lists the whores’ astrological signs, and it seems that 60% are Cancers.

r87, emotional water sign bottoms?

You want to look at someone's Mars to see how they fuck. Your Mars sign represents how you physically respond to passion (basically, how you fuck and how you fight).

Your Venus describes how you express romantic love. Your Moon is how you feel and express your emotions. Your Mercury is how you communicate. Your Sun sign is your ultimate path. Your Ascendent (or rising) sign is how the world sees you and how you respond to new experiences (your "mask") Your South Node is who you were in your most recent past life. Your North Node is who you should aspire to be in your current life to counteract the karmic debt of your past life.

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus - LOL!

You sound exhausting R89. People should spend this much time on fantasy always are. No different than evangelicals.

r89 gave the briefest of overviews of astrology, how is he exhausting?

[quote]No different than evangelicals.

Bitch, please. Let's talk again when people into astrology march against abortion and gay rights, or commit an insurrection. What an atrocious comparison.

r92, I like horoscopes because they never tell me to wake up, buy an AR-15 and kill children.

Horoscopes are benign self-improvement tips.

Interesting, R24, as I'm a libra sun with cancer rising (libra moon). My mom is also an Aries.

My ex soured me on Capricorns.

I’m a Virgo with Gemini moon and Libra rising. All the men I’ve loved are Geminis. I love sex and fucking and I’m a take charge type, but sex tends to be methodical with me.

r89 So, according to what you said, how would to define this person?

R92, I meant gullible.

r96, too much Scorpio: Moon, Merc, Venus, Saturn.

Capricorn Mars, hmmm, Mars is exalted in Capricorn, the Warrior Planet.

Leo in Pluto, also exalted.

Is this Joseph Stalin?

r98 No, it's me. I had this done, but nobody really told me what it means.

R96 Okay, I'll give it a whack:

Well, you’re a Baby Boomer.

You see through a LOT of bullshit in other people. Like, you’re basically a human lie detector. You can read other people’s emotions exceptionally well for a Libra because of all the Scorpio in your chart. Unlike what’s said about most Libras, you’re the exact opposite of happy-go-lucky, breezy, “love and peace and teddy bears for everyone”. And you're not a black-and-white thinker, but in fact can be crippled by the sheer number of shades of grey you see people and the world in.

You can be EXTREMELY jealous and possessive, like BPD levels, but you hide it very well. When you’re in a dark place, you probably fantasize about revenge, but hopefully you’re at a place in your life now where that’s no longer something you pursue, because you’re extremely karmic—meaning when you leave it to the universe, people who hurt you ALWAYS get it back tenfold. And when you try to hurt them, you end up being punished, quite swiftly.

You’re just, incredibly intense emotionally and incredibly complex, and that turns you on in other people as well. You like picking through people’s layers and finding/exploring their darkness. You’ve probably always been interested in darkness in the universe to some degree—things like the occult, enigmas, ritualism, secrets and lies, death and transformation, etc. Even though you’re a deep, DEEP well of emotions, you struggle with vulnerability, because your mysteriousness to other people is your greatest strength, and opening up would be a huge gamble.

You probably use your natural insight into other people as a tool at work to great success. You understand what motivates people—not only what they think they want, but what they don’t even know they need.

If you’re not in therapy, it would benefit you immensely. Even though you’ll probably feel like you’re always one step ahead of your therapist, it will still lighten your load so much. You probably have no idea how much you actually carry around with you because you try so hard to keep it hidden from the world, and it’s an unfathomable burden. Letting go of your need for control and secrecy would be transformative for you.

Your fantasy of a soulmate that you can be utterly honest and vulnerable with—just one person in the world you can show all your “ugliness” to who will still love and accept you, who will do exactly the same with you has probably been a lifelong one. It would be someone where you could both emotionally peel each other like onions down until nothing is left but absolute truth and trust. You’re a deeply monogamous lover, and expect the same in return, but probably went many years trying to hide that, doing yourself a huge amount of damage in the process. You love to be worshipped, but you’d never admit it, because that would be showing your cards.

In bed, you’re probably DEEPLY attuned to your partner, incredibly raw and sensual. It takes you awhile to open up sometimes in sex, particularly on the emotional level, but when you do, you're probably the best fuck most of your partners have ever had. You can go without sex for years sometimes, but once you’re back in, you’re IN.

r96, what is your rising sign?

R101 I suspect his rising sign is also Scorpio.

I just did a more in depth chart and I found I'm a Gemini Sun, Aquarius Moon and Gemini rising. I'm even crazier than I thought. Great.

R103 Are you poly? Or just a cheating whore?

This is my sign, are you compatible? 🖕🏼

I heard there was a woman who tipped lots of service staff a thousand dollars each before the eclipse. She hoped it would serve them well if they were unfortunately passed over at the end times which would start with the eclipse. The end times did not happen, so she is going around asking for her money back!

R100, you're talking to a probable psychopath.

R100 You are brilliant! This seems the story of my life. I must say you are right, I am a boomer. And being such, I have worked through much of the emotional baggage of my life. The 'human lie detector' has served me well all my life and maneuvered me through many difficult life situations, especially jobs. I have now learned to keep my mouth shut very often, as many people don't want to hear truth. It was difficult to find a partner who I could trust, but now have one for 36 years. However, we are still pealing the onion peals back after all these years. I have been interested in alternate forms of existence, but now have found my peace with God of my understanding. I definitely live in the shades of grey you speak about. Perhaps, that is the Libra in me, but I try to take everyone and everything on their own merit, not merely black and white fits all.

You are very talented, my friend. Thank you most kindly for your reading.

What sign is Gerg?

R109 Gemini

R110 What does that mean for us?

It's interesting that in Vedic, the MOST important sign is your Ascendant and then the Moon. The Sun doesn't come up much. The Ascendant is the "person you are becoming in this lifetime." The way I understand it is Sun is the Soul, but the human lifetime incarnation is the Ascendant.

I remember I accidentally put the wrong birthday in on one of those horoscope websites and I started reading it and I was like, yeah, yeah that's me! Then I realized I was reading it for someone else's sign I entered.

I became pretty disillusioned after that. You see what you want to see. It's fun for some I guess. I guess I'm glad it's up to us to believe because that would really suck if a planets orbit caused you to be poor or miss love. Fuck you planet! And it's not even the planets fault, it's just orbiting around, it's huge gravitational waves apparently deciding the fate of the tiny people on a tiny dot. Stephen Hawking didn't believe it but you know, it's fun. Satisfies some human need for congruency in the universe.

I remember for years Katharine Hepburn claimed her dead brothers birth date as hers. He was a Scorpio. Every astrology book talked about all of Kate's typical Scorpio traits.

Then she revealed her actual birth date - May 12. Taurus. The astrology books started to talk about her typical Taurean traits without missing a beat.

*brother's

Astrology is an American 'thing' only.

R116 That is patently false.

I'm an Aquarius with Scorpio ascendant and Libra moon. This explains 'a lot' according to people who have done my reading, but never to me. The gist was I am aloof and closed off, or something about nothing ever being satisfying or some other not untrue generalization.

But I supposedly was a hot fuck for a couple of decades..

I am a Scorpio and many of the things written about Scorpios tend to be true, unfortunately.

I’ve noticed that Geminis love me but I try to avoid them at all costs.

I’m currently interested in a Leo. Are Scorpios and Leos a good match?

R119 I'm a Scorpio rising (Cap sun), and the three major relationships I've had with Leos have always quickly devolved into a raging garbage fire. I've found them to be deeply controlling (which burns me up because Scorpios are also quite controlling—just far less obvious and immature about it), and our egos rub the wrong way against each other just about constantly.

Scorpios and Leos always LOOK great together and make a fantastic "power couple" in public, but the second we'd get home from the party, we'd be at each other's throats. I mean, I'm talking fights to the death.

I find their need for constant attention and ego-stroking to be sometimes charming, but often pathetic—like spending all day with a toddler in a grown man's body saying, "Look what I can do! Look what I can do!". They also tend to be exceedingly selfish lovers, even if they look damn good doing it.

Just...a high maintenance people. Scorpios are high maintenance too, but at least we do all our own maintenance. Leos wither and die without endless attention.

R119

*Leo and Scorpio are square (three signs apart)

In astrology love matches, we also measure compatibility by the aspect, or distance, between the two signs. Your signs are square, or three signs apart. Mommy and daddy issues, anyone? The square aspect is a harsh, 90-degree angle between two signs that creates a push-pull dynamic. It’s the relationship that helps you work through issues with a difficult parent, usually by reactivating old, painful wounds. There can be power struggles and clashing agendas. Don’t expect to kick back and put your feet up in this match. The dynamic tension will keep you active and keyed up. Of course, that could be exactly what you want. The opportunity of the “square” aspect is to teach you how to compromise with an equally strong-willed partner. When you strike that delicate balance, you can make an undeniable “power couple”—a true force to be reckoned with.*

On a related subject, I once, as a goof, saw an elderly psychic. When she leaned into me & asked, “Who’s talking to an attorney,” in the same tone of voice I moved toward her and said, “You are.”

I am a Scorpio sun, Aquarius rising, Capricorn moon.

No matter how hard you try, you will never know me.

I can't believe grown adults discuss this. If someone on a date asked me what sign I was I'd get the check and leave.

And we would be glad you got the check before you left.

Like posting about something you do not like, never to return again.

what about pisces and cancer? any good together?

r126, both sit around complaining abut all the injustices everyone has.

R127 I'm Pisces and my best friend is Cancer and we never once did this, but go off.

Thank you for that insight R120 I had no idea.

Is there a reason Geminis are always drawn to me? Is it common for Geminis to be attracted to Scorpios?

R129 My theory is because Geminis love a challenge, and Scorpios seem to them a nut they can't crack. Geminis love a chase. They're drawn to the mysteriousness of a Scorpio and project all kinds of manic dreams onto them. But once the Scorpio lets their guard down and is vulnerable and real with them, or worse, actually wants them back, they lose interest and find a new nut. As soon as you say "fuck this" and leave, they'll want you back again.

R130 This has been my exact experience with Geminis, which is why I avoid them like the plague. It all makes sense now.

R119 Scorps and Leos have fantastic scorching hot sex and within a matter of months, get bored of each other or try to kill each other. It is always ALWAYS the Scorpio’s fault.

Yes I am a Leo and yes I am joking.

I’m a watering and mainly don’t like fire signs. They act like assholes.

Astrology is a 'frau science'.

I am an Aries. I am a dick.

What R134 said.

R134: "Astrology is a 'frau science'."

I'll have you know I have a masters in mug cradling from GOOP University. Hmph!