Found this on Instagram.....hilarious.
Which bachelor would YOU choose?
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Found this on Instagram.....hilarious.
Which bachelor would YOU choose?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 18, 2024 5:59 PM |
She had me at Oreos.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 16, 2024 2:45 PM |
He steals watches!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 16, 2024 2:46 PM |
I"d like to know what phases of data processing he is NOT interested in.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 16, 2024 2:47 PM |
Is this vancouver Canada": You could have made this in Vancouver, WA last week!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 16, 2024 2:47 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 16, 2024 2:55 PM |
She IS Linda(hahahaha)!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 16, 2024 3:06 PM |
I would rethink my life choices if those were the only men I had to choose from EVER. I feel sad that some women would've found those greaseballs attractive in the 1980s.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 17, 2024 3:04 AM |
I want to know why they call him Big Phil.....
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 18, 2024 2:46 PM |
"I'm over at the gym pumping iron (*eyeroll*) or driving my black (*eyeroll*) porsche (*eyeroll*) with (*eyeroll*) the wind blowing through my hair"
Even SHE doesn't believe her own bullshit.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 18, 2024 3:15 PM |
Those are some of the most unfortunate looking women I've ever seen.
Several of them seem to all be part of the same albino lady tribe.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 18, 2024 3:19 PM |
In my bar going heyday of ca. 1995- the guys were PROFOUNDLY better looking then these DULL Canadians. It makes me glad I'm gay. I would say that the woman are more depressing and less attractive than the females.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 18, 2024 3:50 PM |
That's older than air. Ellen D discovered it and even had some of the bacheelors on her show, like 16 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 18, 2024 4:32 PM |
Wowowow! You could take this and just drop it into SNL as a complete sketch! Hard to pick just one of these hearty Canadians, they're all delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 18, 2024 4:37 PM |
Wait. The "I do fashion photography" guy. one of these things is not like the others.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 18, 2024 4:43 PM |
R14 the beefy gym dude with the stach is kind of cute. At least I find him endearing.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 18, 2024 4:48 PM |
The guy at 1;44 is looking for the goddess. "Are you the Goddess?" My heart screams YESSSSS!!!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 18, 2024 4:49 PM |
"I never go anywhere without a stool softener"
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 18, 2024 4:52 PM |
"I have properties in the south of France and in Marbella, where my yacht is moored."
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 18, 2024 5:07 PM |
These are hilarious, obvious satire, but who wrote them, maybe someone from Second City?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 18, 2024 5:12 PM |
I think the Tony one is real.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 18, 2024 5:17 PM |
Is that Stephen R17? He lists his occupation as "Body Designer." I wonder if he puts out on the first date.
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