Megan Fox tells women to ‘move on’ because men ‘will drain you’ after ending Machine Gun Kelly engagement

So she ruined and defaced her body by getting all tatted up hanging around with him.

And he tatted his upper body all black (a clean slate) to start over with her.

Idiots.

Murdoch NY Post intern at it again

So she had a booth set up at Coachella?

It's gonna be a great summer!

Well, it is good advice under the circumstances. He was openly a drug addict, still using. But he did seem to worship her for a while.

I can’t believe they didn’t make it as a couple. They were so grounded

It's actually good advice, just weird coming from somebody who has surgically turned herself into a blow-up sex doll.

I'm glad she's not marrying him, but they'll probably get back together and break up again and again. They seem like trash.

Has anyone read her poetry book? Calling it "terrible" would be an understatement.

She, like Angie, is entirely too male-identified, from Brian Austin Greene to Michael Bay, back to Brian Austin Greene, to MGK.

She needs some female Platonic friends.

So she picked a complete moron to get engaged to, and now wants to go into the whole "all men are useless" schtick. No, honey, YOU picked wrong. Anyone with a brain knew MGK was not husband material. The fact that she was with him for so long clearly means she's just as dumb and brainless as he is.

Own your mistakes and terrible personal decisions.

Do we have his dick pics yet?

Pro tip: don't date a man named Machine Gun.

She has TERRIBLE taste in men.

The face tats scream INCEST SURVIVOR!

God, celebrities like this are EXHAUSTING!

Did she get that full sleeve depicted in OP after getting with him? It looks awful. What an idiot.

I wondered what happened to Adore from "Day Of The Locust".

I thought she said they were two spirits in one flame...or some such word salad like that.

Trash list celebs.

I just watched this interview and did the math. She started dating Brian Austin Green when she had just turned 18 and he was 30 something with a 17 year old son. He says they met pre Transformers and it'd been 15 years since they'd been together when that interview took place in 2019.

Tf is wrong with him?? Why would he even think to accept her advances? At 30 something someone who literally is graduating high school the year you meet should be a turn off and seen as a baby.

No wonder she thinks men are gross. That's creepy.

It's not good advice. What do you live for, after all? Be stupid, fall in love, live a little.

*17

She was 17 when they met and he waited until she turned 18 to start dating her. Ew.

Dumb whores are not inherently interesting. Fuck 'em--if you must--but move on quickly.

He bragged to a reporter about how she was away shooting a movie so he called her and put a shotgun in his mouth and cocked it and threatened to kill himself. He's not a drain, he's a black hole

no wonder all her sons pretend to be girls.