“You’re a polka playa’!”

I don't watch a lot of reality TV, but this was one of my favorite moments of reality TV ever. Joan being a beautiful, dramatic, magnificent cunt.

I also love this moment, but mostly because the put-downs are so bizarre. Who could ever take them seriously?

I used to be a big fan of Joan growing up but around this time I couldn't stand her.

As funny as Joan is, I'm immensely entertained by Melissa running around in that walking cast yelling orders at everyone. You just know that's the exact way she behaves with any clerk, waiter, or assistant who doesn't fulfill her every wish.

Why are poker players thought of so badly?

I was so disgusted watching Mellisa Rivers, here. What a spoiled, delusional NEPO BABY.

And Joan just encourages it.

What happened to Melissa's leg?

^ Trump fell on it while inspecting her goods.

This must have been everyday in the Trump White House. Tramps, whores, thieves and assorted crooks running our country 🤦‍♂️

Honestly, it’s a good thing Joan died when she did. I know she would have been all in on the Trump presidency and it would be all downhill for her from there.

R6 Don’t get so fuckin’ smart!

Never fuck with Joan's dog--I mean daughter--or you'll get the horns!

I have to laugh at Joan accusing people of being trash and her daughter swearing.

All that Duh-RAMA!!!! and then Melissa still walks into the non-operational set elevator at the end 🤣

"I'm not coming back up, Mom." Yea--and you're not going down, either! Stupid twat.

Melissa's giving the God Warrior a run for her money!

I think Joan was just old fashioned in that way, r5. She probably thought of professional gamblers as being indecent in some way, like prostitutes.

I never once watched any of those Apprentice shows. I made it through one minute of that clip. And now I know why.

Falling back on "stupid blonde," "white trash," and calling any woman you don't like a whore shows how bargain basement Joan became in her later years.

The whole thing is embarrassing.

Melissa’s cast was as fake as Joan’s face.

They deserved each other, and deserved reality TV infamy.

R7 Orca attack.

Joan Rivers was really a very grating person.