Is it ok to give a menopause gift to boss?

Sounds like you are subconsciously trying to get fired, which is exactly what will happen. Good luck, OP!

Oh yeah It's like reminding a woman that she's on her period.

The gift I was considering giving her is only a couple of dollars more than the menopause condolence cards I like so now I am wondering is there really a difference? We are only talking a small memento that has supposedly been well received by those grieving their lost menses.

Go for it. What could possibly go wrong?

OP: -10/10

3/10

Buy her a cold compress and hand held battery operated fan.

She will really appreciate it.

You might also want to show a little compassion, by asking if she's "tender to the touch."

I hear the go-to gift these days is a gift certificate for a bespoke croning.

OK if you insist I will tell you the gift is a gift certificate for menstrual blood jewellery by an artisanal jeweller on Etsy. So she would need to redeem it while the menses is sill coming now and then. Is it too much? Perhaps just a card and an open ear to listen?

Definitely the way to go is the croning ritual. Surprise her on her way into work and throw a bag over her head so she won't put up too much of a fight while being transported to the ceremonial site. She'll thank you later.

Including a jar of 'Honor Everyday Balm for Vulvar & Vaginal Dryness' (only $90 for a 90-day supply) in the gift bags would be an elegant touch.

What an enlightened and exquisitely tasteful idea! Do it and make sure to report back to us!

Buy her one of those Menstrual Cups that they use at MichFest, to celebrate the end of her Flow.

I’m a woman, OP. If your boss has been complaining about menopause making her uncomfortable, a nice gift would be canister of fancy tea or something similarly comforting. Make it more about that she’s going through a tough time than what the cause of the tough time actually is.

I’ve been through menopause and it was a breeze but some women really suffer. It’s sweet that you’re being so thoughtful, OP.

Don't you fucking dare say the gift is for menopause if you want to keep your job. Get her a comforting gift, sure, but have some common sense.

But what about her dead dog?

Is that the euphemism for menopause I should use, R15? "your dead dog"?

OP/R3, that sounds like an Extremely Sensitive Token

iow, you’re a lying sack

What gift are you considering, OP?

Throw a party for her, op.

Then invite her up to the stage to give a speech.

And when she does... pull the cord.

It's perfect for a menopause celebration.

Bin-bags for the couch.