Hot Wheels Cawthorn Strikes (Literally) Again

That state trooper's ass is going to distract drivers and cause another accident.

After all, he’s a cripple!

Throw him under the jail!

but ooficer im in a wheel chuh-hair!

How does a man in a wheelchair roll out of a car? Was it a minivan with a ramp? I’m confused

he works the gas and brakes via airtube cuz he needs one hand to steer and the other hand to punch the wheel

Was he lighting a Virginia Slim?

Sexually frustrated, no doubt.

Embittered Trumper X Nonfunctional Penis = Road Rage Issues

Update?

She looks bloated

Can he still roll?

Maddy's such an angry little princess.

Wow...did Tiktok fix that "Laughter Awaits" and "Savor Delights" bullshit that was obscuring usernames?

What does the former congressman do for a living nowadays?

It still amazes me that he was nominated and elected in the first place. States which populate Congress with creatures who are thicker than pig shit should be disenfranchised until they promise to try to do better next time.

These days he packs adowable blankets for Shriner's Hospitals and sends them off to donors. Kaleb loves him.

R5, they pop the wheels off the chair and it collapses so it fits in the back seat. Foot pedals have hand controls instead. I knew a double amputee who drove a Miata this way

Like all popular conservatives, he's a grifter R15.

You know, he lives on the dole. Mooches off other people. Sucks off the feet of America. Socialism.

Only he screams about Jesus and patriotism, so the rubes he suckers are fooled into thinking he's working for all that $$$$ he's bilking from them.

*teet of America

How soon before someone pulls a "Richard Widmark in Kiss of Death" on him?

Is he still estranged from Cousin Stephen?

R21...what, surely not? Thought they were joined at the............................................

He was supposed to learn to read and write and pivot to a career as a newsreader for fox

Maybe his ass merkin was itchy and he couldn't reach to scratch it.

He's wearing a lovely blouse, and once again he skipped leg day.

The face looks like he hasn't skipped any meals.

There goes his auto insurance premiums. I bet they skyrocket if he can find coverage.

To think, he could be enjoying an easy 2nd term, occasionally swallowing some dick at DC orgies and living on easy street. Instead, he blew up his career and rejected the DC MAGA gays to become a drunk that might get slapped with major charges for rear-ending a cop. Yeah, I'll take the dick and power over booze, bloat, and regret.

This is REALLY BearKing news!

It’s hard to talk your way out of crashing into a cop car.

Uh oh. It was a construction zone too. That can land you (or wheel you) in jail. Then the officer's hurt. This could be very bad for him.

Will his cousin/boyfriend bail him out?

His father's wealthy, plus he got an insurance settlement for being paralyzed in that accident he caused.

Wasn't he also busted for carrying a gun in his carry on?

R34, he tried to bring a gun on a plane two different times, I believe

How does the poster say she's not a witness? She may not have seen the collision but she is witness to his aggressive tailgating and wreckless driving just before the crash. What a punk. Like, where the fuck did he have to be so desperately?

She's a mess.