“Tom has a list of conditions for his romantic partners. One of them is they can’t have chatty friends or relatives who might go to the media.” As for the other requirements: “They have to be open to joining his faith, marriage is a must, and, apparently, there’s a height issue, so his partner’s heels can’t be too high!”
Tom Cruise has a “List of Conditions” to date him
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| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 16, 2024 3:45 PM |
Is wearing a wrestling kit among those conditions?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 15, 2024 10:50 PM |
Must have penis...or hot brother.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 15, 2024 10:58 PM |
Hardly surprising, he is crazy.
That said, Kirsten Dunst says he still keeps contact with her after all these years and sends her a cake at Christmas (so at least some nice craziness in the mix).
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 15, 2024 11:32 PM |
He sends those cakes to most of his former costars.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 15, 2024 11:34 PM |
r5 He just adds them to the list via an assistant or someone. I believe it is a 100-dollar coconut cake of some kind.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 15, 2024 11:36 PM |
And they're supposedly really good.
Still, I have a hard time imagining that many women are really itching to date Tom Cruise these days. At least, women who don't live in trailer parks.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 15, 2024 11:37 PM |
What's love got to do with it? Nothing.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 15, 2024 11:38 PM |
*rule #68: must not wonder what happened to Shelley Miscavige
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 15, 2024 11:38 PM |
Of course he does. I can’t even see why this was worth reporting.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 15, 2024 11:40 PM |
He must do a helluva lot of breath exercises to keep those blow-up dolls properly filled up completely all the time.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 16, 2024 12:07 AM |
Rumor from inside the Celebrity Center in LA, Tom has a few $ceintology massage therapists he meets up with
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 16, 2024 2:19 AM |
He kept his good looks for so long, but he's finally lost them.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 16, 2024 2:23 AM |
There should be a much bigger list out there citing reasons NOT to date him.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 16, 2024 2:34 AM |
What a freak.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 16, 2024 3:03 AM |
"there’s a height issue, so his partner’s heels can’t be too high!”
He just wants to be the one with his heels high in the air...
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 16, 2024 3:13 AM |
Is “Must be willing to learn and excel in the art of homosexual fisting- lubed and non lubed categories” on the list? He always manages to somehow forget to included this until the night of the honeymoon.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 16, 2024 6:24 AM |
Well, someone has boundaries!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 16, 2024 6:53 AM |
My mouth is wide open for his cak not his cock.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 16, 2024 7:01 AM |
To be honest everybody has a list conditions for dating somebody.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 16, 2024 7:10 AM |
He was married to Nicole Kidman for 11 years, from 1990 to 2001. I didn’t realize it was that long.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 16, 2024 7:18 AM |
That Tom Cruise cake has nearly 1,000 grams of sugar in it total. Fat whores rejoice!
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 16, 2024 3:08 PM |
#453 Must not ask why his kisses taste like cock.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 16, 2024 3:30 PM |
He can easily afford to commission the building of an AI robot lady programmed with his precise requirements. Finally a meeting of minds for the golden years.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 16, 2024 3:45 PM |