Describe a Famous Person in One Sentence

Drunk, angry, and pretentious sugar daddy living in New York City.

Hardened, booze-drenched Broadway diva whose got a man waiting for her.

Overly excited infotainment billionaire windbag from the Windy City with a notorious couch and wagon of fat.

My poosey is online but I really don’t care, do you?

Sits, gargoyle-like, upon rooftops.

They are famous

She is following in Mae West's footsteps, minus the camp.

Combative redneck "mouth from the South," Neanderthal-adjacent, Crossfit enthusiast

[Quote]Overly excited infotainment billionaire windbag from the Windy City with a notorious couch and wagon of fat.

" You should be a little bit more magnanimous, and a little bit less of a cunt"

Ok, my 1st and 2nd graders know the difference between what some of you have written and a sentence.

I'm hot and straight, but the DL thinks I'm gay.

I look like a tall Oompa Loompa and I yell a lot and throw hamburgers at the wall.

How you say, cucumber?

I’m a ketamine addled billionaire with a dubious moral compass who tanked one of the most popular social media platforms and people still pay money to get in my self driving cars and spaceships lol!!

R11, The set-up exceeds the language skills of most Dataloungers.

I'm a bitter ADHDer and I live for grammatical or syntax errors on an anonymous internet forum.

I'm a singer and actress...and I..."Hey! Those are orange! I specifically asked for off-white!"

R5 Is it she?

Married for political convenience, but got continuously cheated on and publicly humiliated

@r19, Are you sure that wasn't last year's Halloween party? 😳

A marriage for public consumption comes with an album, movie, documentary, and tour!

My pussy stinks.

I push my husband around and moved him to LA to live in a special kind of hell

He was fucked in a tent by Oscar winner Heath Ledger.

I am the poster girl for Cluster B Disorders therefore I have very publicly and unnecessarily dragged out my divorce for over half a decade.

Kept working after dementia diagnosis to support three unattractive adult daughters who don't work and new young wife and family.

0/8

Mediocre actress who won an Oscar but as soon as Harvey Weinstein got arrested her career took a nosedive.

Charming narcissist who bought his way out of any legal consequences for maiming an Italian twink and deflects with faux humanitarianism alongside his barrister beard.

I hate my family, he hates his family, we can't find work or afford this place, and would you like some jam?

^^^Brilliant