Let's be Trump's voir dire

I’m the personal details being frantically texted to the defense’s offsite jury consulting team so that they can dig up dirt on each prospective panelist, flag them for “gotcha” follow-up questions, and try to get them removed without sacrificing a peremptory challenge.

The Guardian is running a fabulous and detailed live blog for the proceedings right now, but where the hell is the official thread for this trial?

Lol! Sleepy Donnie.

[quote]Donald Trump appears to be nodding off. His eyes close and his head tilts or lowers and then it jolts him awake again.

He has bottles of Trump wine delivered by short-skirted waitresses to the prospective jurors he's interested in maintaining. (The ones wearing red, white, and blue outfits.)

Voir dire about to start. Attorneys are saying Trump wants to be present for all the conferences, including side bars. He very clearly wants jurors to be awed/intimidated by him. I hope he dies of boredom.

He's probably been pumped full of tranquilizers so he won't have any further incriminating outbursts.