Confessions of an Ivy League Jockstrap Thief

Stealing is a sin, OP.

Cornell is only just barely in the Ivy League. They have an undergraduate school of hotel management.

OP = guy sitting in the first row, all the way on the right, in the red shirt.

I think #24 dropped out to do porn for Falcon.

No. 30.

Number 40.

Cornell grads are less likely to be assholes than other Ivy grads.

This one

43 and 40 look like they got lost on their way to football.

25, 40, 43

Taken the risk to steal - 25 or 40.

Would gladly have accepted as a parting gift after hooking up - add 20, 30, 42, and 43.

ugh. I just googled #40. Time has not been kind to him.

Were you the towel boy OP?

Definitely #30. He's the only one I'd fuck.

The seated twink on the left, first row.

OP, quick question...What's your type?

33's dad ran ABC and merged it with Disney and was a crony of Warren Buffet and was also a director of Berkshire Hathaway. He has his own equity fund and could possibly smell a cookie or two in recent photos.

R16 I don't have a type.

The tallest coach on the right is the one I'd steal from.

34, 34 and, let’s see, 34!

44 played acoustic guitar and sang original songs.

The guy on the floor with the ball on the right is the one I would’ve stolen. He is fucking hot! He resembles my high school crush who I was in love with. He died in a car accident two years after graduation.

Second on the left on the floor

OP sounds like a very young perv, that makes him a dirty old man now. 😂

I bet it was 43 or 44, yes, OP?

24 looks like the epitome of a “straight” guy who would be fun after 3 beers and tell you to drop to your knees.

Easily no. 30. Or the middle coach on the right.

The guy sitting in front of 25 and 42 is really handsome, too.

#40.

[quote]The tallest coach on the right is the one I'd steal from.

Yes, he's got a White Shadow thing going on.

No.34.

r28 yes he's very elegant. I wonder what he go up to over the last 40 years.

I would also do the second seated twink from the left.

[quote] Confessions of an Ivy League Jockstrap Thief

How about some confessing about WHY did you target whichever poor jock you targeted?

R34 I had on and off girlfriend, not to mention being a pass around dick with girls in my crowd. But I was a slut with guys on campus, too, in secret. Finally I came out and broke up with my GF and it was surprisingly friendly. Then she went out with a guy on this team and told me details about their sex life and I thought he was really cute. I ran XC so I seized the opportunity in the gym one day when it presented. Shame!

How common are jockstrap thefts in US locker rooms ? Don’t the boys get paranoid if that happens all the time? Or do they secretly enjoy it?

R36 This is ANCIENT history. 1980s. Cavernous gyms built in the early 1900s, looked like armories, with tank rooms and pools and gang showers and steam rooms and team lockers that were, depending on the sport, just wire cages.

This is like n all you can eat buffet. Hard ro chose but I would go with 40 and34.

So it was easily to “lose” a jock strap back then , R37?

Meanwhile down at Princeton, missed opportunities.

Jockstrap theft is a greater crisis in the US than carjackings.

Bottom row, seated, the one on the far left for me.

In 2024 I doubt there are any college jocks who wear a jockstrap. Except hockey, but the pads and the cup could be in the pants rather than a jock.

the four black guys sitting in front are far and away the hottest.

I that you, Rocco Reed/Pastor Broome @ R44?

r44, I thought so too.

Isn’t this really a single confession?

Come on, OP, fess it up!