I have an opportunity to see T'Pau

Make sure you don’t take a fish pie with you.

KROIKA!!

Maybe there will be a meet-and-greet so you can take a selfie with old slag Carol Decker

Dover sole?

I see you’re into feet

My phone's autocorrect is!

Oh dear.

Are thee Vulcan or are thee human?

Can't you... try to?

I'm tied to the hope that you will, somehow.

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Heart and Soul was a great song. The spoken bit overlaid with singing was quite something.

I used to have a lover with a Midas touch

I turned to gold but he turned to dust

Left me for another, I turned to stone

Now I want your love, heart and soul

This is one of my favourites. A beautifully written ‘I fucked up, please forgive me’ song.

The video is quite hideous, however.

Another goodie, unfortunately peaked at No.28.

Most greatest hits/best of albums include the album version of Only The Lonely, not the single version with different lyrics.

The guitars on this track are great. Good old Ronnie.

The album version of 'China...." is also more substantial, R15.

They were decent songwriters in an era dominated by S/A/W.

Thank you for good bye.

thread closed.

I thought this thread was going to be about Kara Zediker and OP possibly getting some juicy goss about Jolene Blalock from her.

Uh huh huh huh

“Waitrose?”

Don't wish too hard, OP

Your dreams are china in your hand

“I feel the tearing of my heart…”

I liked the harmony on that part. Go for that one song, OP and then leave.

Heart And Soul wasn't a hit when first released in the UK. It became a hit in the US and was then re-released and launched them in Britain. China In Your Hand was an even bigger hit, spending 5 weeks at number one.

Louise Tucker will be the opening act. I'm almost more excited to see them.

T'Pau? Isn't that when the Vulcans fuck?

I have an opportunity to bend forward and gaze upon my own taint