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Gen Zs' latest obsession of 'anti-wrinkle straws' say they can help prevent facial lines

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 27April 15, 2024 2:30 PM

Imagine those blowjobs.

by Anonymousreply 1April 14, 2024 5:11 PM

People of a certain age with no wrinkles look embalmed.

by Anonymousreply 2April 14, 2024 5:12 PM

But what happened to mewing?

by Anonymousreply 3April 14, 2024 5:13 PM

Mewing was too stressful for them, and caused anxiety. They then had to invest in therapy dogs.

by Anonymousreply 4April 14, 2024 5:36 PM

If Daily Mail said it, it must be true!

by Anonymousreply 5April 14, 2024 5:37 PM

I’m betting that some of these people couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag.

by Anonymousreply 6April 14, 2024 5:38 PM

No wonder Zoomer guys aren't having sex - this is no way to give a BJ !

by Anonymousreply 7April 14, 2024 5:40 PM

Why would anyone in Gen z have any wrinkles?! I didn’t get my first wrinkle until my 40’s

by Anonymousreply 8April 14, 2024 5:40 PM

Here's more on the subject:

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by Anonymousreply 9April 14, 2024 5:41 PM

Gee, if only there was a way to drink a beverage without a straw.

by Anonymousreply 10April 14, 2024 5:42 PM

Slow news Sunday, OP?

by Anonymousreply 11April 14, 2024 5:54 PM

I'm shocked that these straws "lack a scientific basis."

by Anonymousreply 12April 14, 2024 5:57 PM

Too stupid to live.

by Anonymousreply 13April 14, 2024 6:34 PM

Gen Z are the poster children for abortion.

by Anonymousreply 14April 14, 2024 7:08 PM

Tik Tok is for tards.

by Anonymousreply 15April 14, 2024 7:17 PM

R11 No, more like fun news Sunday. I love the daily new trends from Zoomers ! Bring'em on !

by Anonymousreply 16April 14, 2024 7:21 PM

[quote]Imagine those blowjobs.

I don’t think men are using the straws.

by Anonymousreply 17April 14, 2024 7:29 PM

Just think about how many more things you didn’t need to know do you know today!

by Anonymousreply 18April 14, 2024 7:32 PM

R18 This is better than reading about the guy eating his shit.

by Anonymousreply 19April 14, 2024 7:38 PM

Or maybe they could just stop making duck lips and constipation faces, for all of their 3 million daily selfies? That would could down in some of their premature facial wrinkles.

by Anonymousreply 20April 14, 2024 7:51 PM

I have “smokers lines” above my lips and I have never been a smoker. The first one showed up at 43. I got them from talking. I would like to suggest the next trend for Gen Z is to stop talking.

by Anonymousreply 21April 14, 2024 8:58 PM

R9 Those straws resemble ... how do you call these in English ... Hooks that help you put on your boots. The hook slides into a latch on the inside of your boot.

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by Anonymousreply 22April 15, 2024 10:47 AM

I guess Gen Z lovely their anti-wrinkle straws as much a Boomers love their colostomy bags! Fancy that!

by Anonymousreply 23April 15, 2024 11:01 AM

Thank God the Daily Mail confirms that Gen Z is so stupid! I knew it!

by Anonymousreply 24April 15, 2024 11:08 AM

Why are all the stupid Gen Z "news" stories about women? Can we now assume that they are synonymous?

by Anonymousreply 25April 15, 2024 11:20 AM

R25 did you just assume their gender?

by Anonymousreply 26April 15, 2024 11:24 AM

Isn't all Gen Z 'gender fluid' these days ?

by Anonymousreply 27April 15, 2024 2:30 PM
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