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Tiger Woods Has a Banging Body

Damn he looks good in these golf shirts.

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by Anonymousreply 32April 16, 2024 12:51 AM

Did he bang you with it, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1April 13, 2024 5:50 PM

Pew pew!

by Anonymousreply 2April 13, 2024 5:52 PM

Couldn't stay a twink forever

by Anonymousreply 3April 13, 2024 5:55 PM

I’m surprised he hasn’t addressed his hair loss issue.

by Anonymousreply 4April 13, 2024 5:57 PM

R4, Rory McIlroy seems to be a new member of The Hair Club for Men.

Tiger has definitely had Botox around his eyes. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, especially after four decades of being out in the sun.

by Anonymousreply 5April 13, 2024 6:08 PM

He's celibate too 😂

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by Anonymousreply 6April 13, 2024 6:29 PM

OP seems to start most of his sentences with 'damn'

by Anonymousreply 7April 13, 2024 6:35 PM

I hate to golf but I love to dance.

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by Anonymousreply 8April 13, 2024 6:36 PM

Deff on TRT

by Anonymousreply 9April 13, 2024 6:39 PM

It’s the roids, R6.

by Anonymousreply 10April 13, 2024 6:40 PM

His face tells a different story, though.

by Anonymousreply 11April 13, 2024 6:52 PM

Butterface with old person skin.

by Anonymousreply 12April 13, 2024 6:53 PM

Did Tiger ever have that 9 iron surgically removed from his ass that his ex-wife shoved up there after she caught him with a side piece?

by Anonymousreply 13April 13, 2024 6:53 PM

[quote] Damn he looks good in these golf shirts

Cablinasian, please. ✋🏽

Only if you put a paper bag over his face.

by Anonymousreply 14April 13, 2024 7:01 PM

[QUOTE]Only if you put a paper bag over his face.

You wouldn’t hesitate to drop to your knees for him.

by Anonymousreply 15April 13, 2024 7:30 PM

When I think of Tiger Woods I think of this bit by the late, great Paul Mooney.

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by Anonymousreply 16April 13, 2024 7:34 PM

No.

Just, no.

by Anonymousreply 17April 13, 2024 8:18 PM

Woods is a fitness freak. He has even trained with Navy Seals. I think this was a GQ or Soorts Illustrated profile published before his accident. He was obsessed with the Seals and had seriously wanted to enlist despite his then advanced age. He went through their training routines, including arduous run/hikes carrying an obscenely heavy pack and in combat boots. People around him were a bit freaked out about the possibility of him wrecking his body. And he did indeed go on to develop knee problems that hurt his career. He's a little self-destructive.

by Anonymousreply 18April 13, 2024 8:36 PM

THANK YOU, R16!!! I am weak with laughter...!

by Anonymousreply 19April 13, 2024 9:01 PM

. . .

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by Anonymousreply 20April 13, 2024 9:15 PM

[quote]Woods is a fitness freak

And the anabolics really help with that and his volatile personality!

by Anonymousreply 21April 13, 2024 11:32 PM

From the neck up he’s beat as hell—not good at all.

by Anonymousreply 22April 13, 2024 11:47 PM

Who cares, R22? I don’t want to marry the guy.

by Anonymousreply 23April 14, 2024 12:27 AM

Buttaface

by Anonymousreply 24April 14, 2024 12:46 AM

Ricky Fowler is my golfing crush. Tiger looks good though.

by Anonymousreply 25April 14, 2024 12:49 AM

Ricky is a born-again nut. Have at him.

by Anonymousreply 26April 14, 2024 5:13 PM

I wasn’t posting this because I’m yearning for Tiger. I’m just jealous of how good his body looks in those shirts.

by Anonymousreply 27April 15, 2024 11:19 PM

From the neck down, a beautiful man.

by Anonymousreply 28April 15, 2024 11:20 PM

I think he’s a handsome guy.

by Anonymousreply 29April 15, 2024 11:36 PM

Big dick, ahbors condoms

by Anonymousreply 30April 16, 2024 12:43 AM

[quote] Big dick, ahbors condoms

My kinda guy!

by Anonymousreply 31April 16, 2024 12:49 AM

Is your pussy blond? If not, he won’t be into you.

by Anonymousreply 32April 16, 2024 12:51 AM
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