Calling DL doctors! I need your help.

Honey you act as if all doctors are all-knowing about all conditions. They are not. You need to be calling out for a dermatologist specifically.

Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly!

DL doctors are good enough for me, r1.

If there are no open sores, try applying some calamine - the no-rub kind in the aerosol spray can. The generic brand at Target is under $6.

1. Scratch it.

2. Apply Neosporin. Reapply. Reapply. If it doesn't improve, cut the arm off.

You're welcome, Dr. D. Lounge

Hydrocortisone

OP, the only answer is immediate amputation, probably.

OP, can I have your stuff?

Apply an anal compress.

Photos help with a diagnosis. "It itches" covers too many skin ailments.

I think something bit me. There's really nothing to see except for a few red spots under the skin. I put some calamine lotion on it. If that doesn't help, I'll try the amputation.

R11, don’t take the risk, burn the infection with fire, then cut it out. And don’t be a hero: have a drink before you start.

[quote]OP, the only answer is immediate amputation, probably.

R7 beat me to it.

That is DL, in a nutshell.

CeraVe itch relief lotion

Those are chigrah bites.

[quote]They are not. You need to be calling out for a dermatologist specifically.

If OP is Canadian then than can only be done via referral.

I'm Texan, so I'll have to throw a steak in the air and shoot it with my AR-15 and hope that a curious passerby-doctor comes to investigate and help me.

I’m Scottish. I’d urge you to soak the infected area in whisky (a decent single malt) from the inside-out. If the problem persists, shout at it until it fucks off.

I would ask Reddit - that's where I get all of my medical information.

Try heat therapy with a blowtorch.

Scabies from rough trade?

Go see a derm - you could have scabies. Have you been traveling and staying in hotels?

Sounds like a melanoma.

Take Benadryl to stop the itching, otherwise it will spread. Put Neosporin on it.

Itchy inner arms are a sign of penis cancer, OP. Snip that thing off asap!

Have you tried anti-itch medication, like Cortizone 10?

Possible ringworm infection.

Use an anti-fungal, like Tinactin, and see if that helps.

Late stage syphilis.

Be sure to Google "skin infection," paying close attention to the images.

Did you inject it with bleach like I said?

When's the last time you had a bath, OP?

Try this new product from Secret.

Can I have your stuff?

Crabs

Has anyone heard from OP recently? I’m concerned he may have a cat which is going hungry after his passing.

How vulgar.