Henry Cavill's Four Brothers

For sure different fathers.

And I would fuck them all.

Italian tennis player Matteo Berrettini looks nothing like his brother. They have the same parents.

I volunteer to collect the sperm for DNA tests, including far right.

The one on the far left is hot.

Henry seems to have gotten the best DNA out of the bunch.

Are you blind, OP? They all have the same jaw/chin, and all but one have the same nose. They also have the same hairline.

And the second from the left is mine. You touch him and you die.

They could get a group discount on hair transplants….

Somebody on Reddit included a biography for each brother and featured a picture of their youngest sibling, Marianne. She smokes. Heavily.

That family really knows how to mix up the DNA. Then you get the Hemsworths who got best 2 out of 3 😉

Then there's the Jonas brothers who seem to do a better job at natural selection, still a 2 out of 3, though 🤷‍♂️

Some families completely strike out and go into comedy

Why are their noses so different

Sometimes you have to wait two generations...

^ A lot of gene dilution with that one... Those Marx brothers and their shiksas 🙄

River and Joaquin Phoenix were two, good-looking brothers who looked nothing alike despite having the same parents.

I don’t know, I can see similar characteristics, especially around the nose and mouth and face structure. Henry got the looks though, maybe that’s what’s throwing you off (although they’re not bad looking).

What’s kinda crazy is that you cannot see how they do look similar, as many have already noted.

River and Joaquin do not have the same father. Their parents belonged to a cult that encourages wife swapping.

So weird how this raggedy, poor-ass hippie clan ended-up in Hollywood.

R7, I'll fight you for him. The first brother on the left is mine, too. You can have Henry.

Major BDF on the far left one.

I was here first, R20. YOU can have Henry. My Royal Marine and I will send you a tasteful card from our honeymoon.

"Are you blind, OP? They all have the same jaw/chin, and all but one have the same nose. They also have the same hairline"

What? They all have jaws, chains, and hairlines - but they are not alike. I think you're blind.

They look like they could all be from different countries.

Either the mom was the town whore or they've got an interesting mixed lineage.

They look like they could all be from different countries.

^ a stupid comment…we get it, you don’t think they look like brothers. That doesn’t make it not so.

They all have the same labial folds.

The rule of 3 or more kids seems to be that you will get one good looking one, one passable one, and one absolute fuggo. Look at Jimmy Garoppolo and his brothers. Jimmy got all the looks in that family . But you can find real world, non celebrity, examples all over the place. When parents have only 2 kids, the chances of both of them being good looking are greater, it's just when you go over 3 something goes wonky.

So, which one is gay?

^ Biology professor 🙄

one of them statistically has to be gay...and my bet is on the really handsome one, Henry.

But why is Henry always in the middle of the photograph?

It's always Henry, Henry, Henry!!!

If I randomly saw that pic and didn't know they were brothers I would think they were brothers. I see a resemblance. And, without the hair transplant, Henry would blend right in.

r29 "statistically has to be gay"

You have a very weak grasp of statistics. Wow.

Henry’s best years are behind him and he wasted them painting Warminster figures.

[quote] Henry’s best years are behind him and he wasted them painting Warminster figures.

Henry is so over, that even Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't want to fuck him any more!

R33, so true; everyone partnering with Henry will hear, “Could you stop nuzzling my nuts for a second? I have to roll in this pile of money from Argyle.”