Mister Universe 2024

That AI narration is so busted.

Who cares about their personalities?

Can't wait for the talent portion.

Who will “Mr. Congeniality?”

^^The one who smiles the most after giving a blow job.

The one who swallows the most without spitting.

Finally, a male beauty contest in which all contestants are actually handsome.

England has nice package bounciness but I suspect that’s because of the slutty speedo.

[quote] Who will “Mr. Congeniality?”

Fuck Mr. Congenitally, who’s going to win Best Package and Best Ho.

[quote] England has nice package bounciness but I suspect that’s because of the slutty speedo.

Or possibly, he’s friends with Steve Grand and has access to an endless supply of package enhancing swim cups. Steve swears by them.

What a cheesy video

Love when the narrator is talking about philanthropic impact as the guy is dropping his pants to reveal a speedo.

Yes, the "narration" is horrendous.

Who's going to be Mr. Contagion?

That’s AI talkin’

R14 is the sex pest here now. Who’s on Prep? Who’s on second?

Why would they give it essentially the same name as the Mr. Universe bodybuilder contest? Isn't it confusing when it's spoken, not written?

I think they have bigger issues than the name.

But, strictly as a community service, I’d be willing to oil this men up for their grand finale.

I’m charitable.

How many of them have OnlyFans accounts?

I think the U.S. Americans should be able to help South Africa and the Iraq.

[quote] How many of them have OnlyFans accounts?

Publicly, probably a few, Privately - all of them. They’re all InstaHo’s, they know what sells.

Did they all have the same trainer who designed the same workout routine, in order to have the same physique? The Sears catalog had a better variety of body types—

[quote]Or possibly, he’s friends with Steve Grand and has access to an endless supply of package enhancing swim cups. Steve swears by them.

The jiggle seems realistic.

R23 Yes, the jiggle is real

"I - ah - land"

I found Mr England:

Thanks, R26. Hopefully we will find more.

I didn't know that Nathan Webb had joined the Mr Universe pageant, R26. He is a famewhore of the highest order, but he's undeniably beautiful... The thing that shocks me is that he's also an OF whore. I would have imagined that that was out of the question for someone who wants to become a legitimate model and actor.

^^ once the judges see THAT, he’s OUT!

Here's his asshole R28:

Thanks, R30.

Ugh gross he’s straight. Waste.

Is hole presentation at R26 the talent portion of tonight's show?

He’s “straight” straight. Brit straight —even worse.

What type of material does he do on his OF? Solos? Straight stuff?

Very boring stuff R35. He's straight. Poses and shows off his body and wanks but no cum. There's no video of the dildo at R26 - it's probably just a pic.

R26 His hole looks fantastic and delicious.

It looks used…

So he's straight, but appears to let others use his hole?

Maybe I was too quick to assume that he was straight.