Travis Kelce goes up on stage to receive honorary degree, chugs a beer and smashes it

Joe Alwyn has to be laughing about Taylor's rebound men. Travis is so cringe.

Stand by your man, Taylor!!!!

He's like a real-life WWE character except Stone Cold Steve Austin did it way better and looked way hotter doing it thirty years ago. How does that old saying go? " Show me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are" or something like that? Does that also apply to your choice of partner? Should Travis's behavior reflect on Taylor? I honestly don't know.

He likes attention too much and booze too much. All I see are red flags. I don't know if Taylor is gay but if she wants to get pregnant she needs to start thinking about somebody to be the father, I wouldn't breed with him he seems to be dumb and short tempered.

^^^ plus he and his brother look older than their ages, not good breeder material.

He's an oaf!

I want to see Jason in a bear gangbang.

This might be the first little rip in the eventual tear away. Are boorish, semi-angry alcoholic clowns now a sought-after demo by young, successful women?

Sorry, but the Kelces are just repulsive dregs.

R8, the Kielce brothers are famous and wealthy, plus Travis is handsome and in a relationship with a superstar. That is more than enough for MANY women, and the majority of them would not even be gold-diggers.

I think that men in general, and gay men in particular, have a very distorted view of females. When it comes to social prestige and money, they are far more similar to men than many believe.

What an embarrassing spectacle.

Handsome… on a mighty generous curve.

Drinking is bad enough. But he shows no respect. Real men should not act like this. I am so glad the Real Men of DL stand with us and against this bad example of male straightness.

Abhorrent white trash behavior and massively disrespectful for the solemnity of the occasion.

When the suds start dripping off the sides of his mouth, it looks like cum.

I am confused about the date for the video and occasion. he finished his degree requirements 10 years late, in 2022. And there is a college graduation ceremony in early April 2024, why?

Was it just an assembly for Travis, alone? If so, it's not so disrespectful because it was designed to be all about him.

Imagine the can of beer as a beer can cock…

Perhaps the people who programmed this event are to blame. When was the last time you heard “You Gotta Fight (For The Right To Party)” played in the background as people were receiving their college diplomas? Is it an old Ohio tradition to use that song instead of “Pomp and Circumstance”? Also, I’m assuming all these people in the crowd are proud parents just there to see their children graduate, thus why they are all in ball caps and jerseys. I know I’ll always cherish my graduation pictures with mom and dad in their matching Steelers hoodies and face paint.

I’d argue that Kelce is just reading the room and giving people what they want.

But who graduates in early April? Is this a recent video?

He seems fun.

I like the fat brother even more.

These two cavemen and their fame hungry family are wearing thin.

The Today Show just said both brothers were there to record their meathead podcast in front of a live audience.

The graduation thing was apparently a surprise as both dumb dumbs missed their original ceremonies back in the day.

Graduation is a solemn occasion!!!

R20

And yet you show up on time once again wearing them quite well.

Well played

Life is a Tailgate!

R9 Sorry but if she chooses Travis for a PR child to cover up her lesbianism, she is an idiot because she always complains about these types of men who are nasty angry drunks/toxic masculinity but then she pill pass on his behavior with his genetics through her beard child. So she will first write a song about Travis, calling him "the man" too and years later she will write a song to moan about her toxic masculinity IVF child. Normally Taylor should reproduce with a soft feminine gay like Pedro Pascal to make a feminist statement.

Might be time for the good ol’ boy to start thinking seriously about going out while he’s on top.

You people can’t see the forest from the trees. Taylor flicked her bean after seeing this because now she has even more material for a song about how Travis TRICKED her and revealed himself to be an emotionally stunted boyman instead of the dashing captain of the football team she dreamed about in high school. She will even reference this in a music video!

So let's be clear. This was a SHOW BIZ event at the university and NOT a graduation ceremony involving any current students. Everyone understand now? Please continue.

ALso Travis did not "miss his graduation back in the day". He dropped out. And only earned the credit necessary 2 years ago, 10 years after his college days.

Slob.

What exactly do people expect from a guy named TRAVIS?

BREAKING: Moments ago, in a romantic location in the Kansas City Zoo, football legend Travis Kelce dramatically dropped to one knee in front of beloved pop diva, Taylor Swift.

Along with scores of onlookers, the Grammy winner gasped and fell silent as the tight end thrust his rugged fist into his acid-wash suit pocket.

After what seemed like a lifetime, the hunky Superbowl champ unloaded a huge, diamond-encrusted Zippo lighter into his lover’s delicate hand. Suddenly, he swung around and boomingly broke wind into Swift’s famous, red-painted lips. (The Chiefs’ playbook misunderstood surprise anal.)

As the diva recoiled with disgust, he violently smashed a beer can into his forehead and screamed at her for not lighting his fart aflame. As horrified mothers covered their wee children's’ eyes, neighboring chimps and Chiefs fans went completely bananas.

I have a feeling that if TC were a regular guy in Kansas City, he'd be in a high risk group to have a Friendsicles type of ending during a big game day.

You wanted me making Chex Mix in a burqa and hijab

Then come in during halftime and give you a blowjob

Seen and not heard, but I'm not your slave

I'm a grown-ass woman but I wasn't your fave.

Homeboy seems like a sloppy drunk and will likely get busted at some Miami club with a chick who’s more his type.

He’ll “survive” and move on based on his jock brand.

Taylor will also “survive” and write an album about it all. Very deep, I’m sure. White girls everywhere will cum.

The end.

I wonder what guy Travis is fucking. Doubt he's fucking Miss Swift. I don't believe for a second that lipstick lesbian has this big juicy stinking piggy 30 something jock smashing her billion dollar pussy.

[quote] r20 And yet you show up on time once again wearing them quite well.

Huh?

That boy is a P-I-G pig!

[quote] He likes attention too much and booze too much. All I see are red flags. I don't know if Taylor is gay but if she wants to get pregnant she needs to start thinking about somebody to be the father, I wouldn't breed with him he seems to be dumb and short tempered.

Taylor’s family runs to fat. This guy is beefy. I don’t know if she wants that.

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I thought he liked black women...

What's worse is the people on the stage who tolerated it. I would have thrown that diploma on the ground and if he wanted it he could crawl for it.

He is hot. When she is done with him, I want a turn.

He is so not hot. A fug, if you will.

What a jerk.

The worst part was Travis and his brother twerking and dancing, they looked like 2 fat toddlers with full diapers.

OP would blow him in a second.

Funny r47. I have posted before that I am white collar and my boyfriend is blue collar. But being blue collar does not mean acting low class like the Neanderthal Kelce Bros.

R39 Maybe she thinks he’ll be ok with it if she gets chunky.

Taylor became a LARD ASS in 2018.

r49 Travis made a tweet about fat women before, so he would not be okay with it.

Taylor isn't a lardo. She just has the natural body for a middle aged woman.

Travis Kelce is a lot of things, but un-hot is not one of them.

He pings off the fucking charts for me. I know. Wishful thinking.

Sorry-- he has a potato fug face. His only saving grace is the fact he did those covid vaccine commercials.

^What do straight women know about hot guys?

I know enough to know a fug face when I see one. His fatty dad bod would be hot attached to a different head.

He's channeling Bluto from "Animal House" just as Taylor enters her tortured poet era.

I’d gladly smell the seat when he gets up.

IS he handsome, though, r9? am i missing something? This woman could have her pick of men worldwide, from all walks of life, anything she wants, so i’m a tad confused about this half wit inbred looking dude who is obviously super thirsty for fame and behaves boorishly for no reason on national television constantly. Maybe it’s all part of the inevitable breakup album narrative? He is being paid to act like that?

Everything r60 said.

He's a small town 7 at best.

R36

The resident DL expert on woman on straight woman has spoken, This is the kind of first hand experience worth paying for,

Go home, R62, you're drunk.

R25 R36 She's not lesbian. Give it up already, you delusional fucks

R63

It’s far to early for me to be drunk but right on time for the delusional queens who are experts on everything woman well almost everything.

Taylor seems asexual to me.

R60 During the Eras tour she has been pulling faces and rolling her eyes during the Joe Alwyn love songs. She’s still focusing on taking revenge on him for being in 6 year relationship, and after all that time he still refused both pap walks with Blake Lively and to offer an engagement ring.

Travis’ time will come, unless he retires soon to become her househusband and babysitter to their plump kids whilst she tours stadiums.

[quote] You people can’t see the forest from the trees.

Oh, dear.

Taylor Swift has shown the world that she has borderline personality disorder, or something in that orbit. So I don't know why any man enters a romantic relationship with that. Except a transactional man.

that these have been bearding relationships or contractual ones, is a better scenario than others. Because it would imply the obligations and expectations of the two parties are clear - on the table.

R69 What exactly was wrong with her previous relationship and why would that need to be a "bearding" relationship?

Perhaps not bearding. But contractual.

Taylor has had eating disorders and body dysmorphia and as for relationships, they seem juvenile, surface, and yet she holds grudges and turns them into "art" products.

I'm not that invested because I don't follow her music although I have tried a few times in her career to give her music a shot.

There are plenty of online discussions about her having BPD traits, if not being BPD - we can't diagnose others, really.

My contribution to this thread is that It would be nice to think her relationships are honestly and openly transactional between the two parties.

R71 Okay. Again, what about her last, 6 year relationship implies that it was contractual? It was a pretty low key relationship. I don't see what her alleged eating disorder has to do with her relationship being fake?

And what exactly is the difference between someone having an eating disorder and someone who has a job or hobby where “making weight” comes with that job or hobby?

And how are non professionals able to judge , which is which , for people they only read about and will never know and have never met?

It’s great though that so many men on DL seem so invested in her and her career. These are some very popular threads.

Taylor needs a butt lift.

I can't imagine Taylor fucking anyone. Except maybe her father.

r71-r72 Oh great, the Swiftie has returned. The Swiftie who claims she isn’t a Swiftie. And in every thread pretends to be curious about why DLers would talk about a sequin-clad, big-haired female singer with a laundry list of public relationships and a longer list of feuds. Why ever would a gay gossip board discuss such a person?

Why lump me, R71, in with the "Swiftie" at R72. I'm the one who says she seems Borderline and this relationship doesn't seem romantic. And 72 is the one who is interrogating my desire to gossip about Taylor Swift.

He is a gay leaning bi. Like these manly gay porn stars who suddenly have sex with women for more onlyfans fame. Or even before onlyfans, Leo Giamani did it too. That's why he was partnered with Taylor the lesbianist. Remember the video he posted of the black woman sitting on him while he was on his back? He was trying to prove that he is a straight but which confident straight guy needs exposure like that??? It was cringe. Him and Taylor is Aaron Rodgers x Danica Patrick 2.0. It is not wishful thinking on my part because I think he looks like an orangutan.

Apologies and an oh dear for me, r71/r77.

I indeed meant r72-r73.

Some Swifties are aware of Taylor’s flaws but they think that they’re the only ones who can point them out to people. They get angry when non-Stans criticize her.

She's a product. Not an artist. I hate her and wish she would go away. She's another celebrity that I hate but know virtually everything about her. Osmosis. I hate her with the power of elevenseventybillion suns about to go nova.

There's quite a few with BPD in my family. Taylor definitely has BPD in my opinion.

I should add, the people in my family with BPD are clinically diagnosed. Some are dealing with it better than others. My sister did a year of dialectical behavioural therapy and has matured and grown immensely.

Who gives a fuck about your sister?

Back off Lorna, or I'll touch you up.

Dear Christ, and to think this douche was being labeled a "gay icon".

R76 Are you touched in the head?

Now KillaTrav (eyeroll) liked a post with Trump in it.

Please tell me this nigga isn't a Trump fan. He's not anti-vax, so he must've liked it for some other reason.

I don't actually think he is a Trumper, just stupid. Now he and Taylor are at Coachella so that will draw attention away from his Instagram stupidity.

I think you all might be getting your panties in a wad over nothing.

This is his brand. He's the "wild, crazy, beer chugging, jock-bro with the heart of gold".

The whole point of giving him an "honorary degree" was so he'd show up and do something like this.

R89 he almost definitely leans left. He's pro vaccine and was pro BLM.

He's trying to be Gronk 2.0

I have a feeling he will be knocked off his very high pedestal very soon and he will end in tears.

More BPM than BLM.

Asshole

I’m certain he has a hairy hole.

R93 = Joe, Taylor, John, Harry, Calvin, Tom, Joe and Matty.

R93

More likely it will end with him obscenely rich and in the Hall of Fame remembered as one of the all time greats.

Uh-oh, he's MAGA! Not surprised at all.

He’s not MAGA. He promoted the vaccine, backed BLM, and before this odd Taylor Swift thing, he exclusively dated black women. He’s also a total wigger.

He also got into a tiff with Aaron Rodgers RE the vaccine. I'd bet good money he's on the left. Or mostly on the left.

He probably dresses left too.

He's just an attention-seeking whore. PERIOD.

He is a MAGAt

Taylor's people want to control what he does on social media. This buffoon can't be left alone he is just waiting to screw up.

Papa Kelce and Papa Swift are both MAGA

Maybe Travis is acting out and so Taylor and her team will be forced to dump him. He looks miserable in those Coachella pics. I find it hard to believe they enjoy scintillating conversation or mind blowing sex with each other.

The pictures of them kissing it's like they just mashed their lips together, no passion.

Laughing at little Barry Keoghan in the Coachella photos.

Barry and Sabrina look like a pair of tall midgets. They should play the Roloffs in a movie.

r109 I think half the reason Barry wanted to "date" Sabrina is because she makes him look tall in comparison.

I can change him!

[quote]He's trying to be Gronk 2.0

He doesn’t have Gronk’s charisma or likability factor, and just comes across as cringe instead.

Imagine giving birth to his gigantic child. Your cervix would never be the same again.

Both of them are alcoholics.

[QUOTE] He looks miserable at Coachella

So unhappy.

[quote]Imagine giving birth to his gigantic child. Your cervix would never be the same again.

Taylor is pretty tall, so their child would probably be enormous. But there’s no way they are having sex…so not going to happen.

White trash

R116 Why wouldn't they be having sex?

[Quote]Why wouldn't they be having sex?

From what I've seen in the media, Ms. Swift is always accompanied by her cats, her gal pals or her daddy. Seems she's never alone long enough to get a good dicking.

R119 Well, I'm sure she doesn't have sex in public. How would you know what she does behind close doors? Do you really think this guy would be in a relationship with her, PR or real, without getting some nookie?

I think Travis gets off on the smell of his own farts and his increasing celebrity status, so yes, I can see him staying with Taylor without getting some nookie.

The Gaylor Troll just won't stop. So tedious. Taylor is a Karen not a lesbian.

Travis is so corny but so is she. They both are very immature.

No way he isn't hitting it. I can't imagine someone like him pretending to be in a public relationship with the biggest pop star in the world and not trying to f her

Is this Travis' family?

Travis and Taylor are always drinking (some say harder drugs too) together. I wonder if that concerns her people.

Jason is so much more classy

Yeah, sure.

[QUOTE] Travis and Taylor are always drinking (some say harder drugs too) together. I wonder if that concerns her people.

Taylor is an alcoholic. Never without a drink in her hand.

What a classy guy

He was asked to spell 'squirrel' again at this graduation and failed.

The future Travis breakup album will feature Tay Tay returning to full on country rock, to hang on to her reenergised middle American NFL fanbase.

It will include some songs about how she was driven to alcoholism by her evil ex.

Joe Alwyn had two degrees, one in English Lit and the other in Acting and Stagecraft. Imagine going from that to numbskull Kelce.

We just have to realize that the majority of Americans will be much more interested and invested in a beer can crushing and beer guzzling rough looking straight guy tough football player with a girlfriend than a more delicate man with great fashion taste..

R96 = Aaron Rodgers!