Twink skis into highway

$50 bucks says he was stoned.

Here’s the Go-Fund-Me. He’s going to have quite a send-off. Won’t you help?

Are we sure that's not a sporty lesbian?

Oh, young guys in their early 20s. Always making the smartest decisions!

So did he get hit by a car or did he just smash into the pavement and kill himself? I think it's the latter.

Can't you just picture that face in a nun's habit?

Life isn't a video game, people.

He had great hair, but he couldn't live forever.

Where's the twink?

Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!

Play stupid games! Win stupid prizes!

Splat.

[quote] Where's the twink?

On the highway, splaterred. .

Bitchin'!!

Looks like Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente had a kid

[quote] Looks like Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente had a kid

…and then repeatedly dropped it

Pavement has no give, idiot. RIP.

[quote]Skier Dies Trying to Jump Over Colorado Highway

You aren't James Bond, kid.

That’s a woman.

You idiot!

I only have enough room in my heart to care about ONE LeBeau death this week.

RIP Remy

Dallas LeBeau is like a high-class porn name.

[quote] …and then repeatedly dropped it

And dropped one last time.

[quote] Dallas LeBeau is like a high-class porn name.

Never trust someone named after a city in Texas.

$45,000 raised so far, so this is working out very well for the family.

There's so many crazy videos of people doing crazy stunts. Like doing back flips from the roof of one highrise to another.

He is wearing 2 earrings in the photo at OP.

Ya gotta start somewhere.

Was he a ski jumper?

The evidence says no R28

Some fat donations there. Skiing is not a cheap sport. I have a hard time believing his family couldn't afford the funeral expenses.

Between this and the cruise ship jumper, it's not been a good week for twinks, has it?

Was he skiing on a paid slope? Or off run skiing just on the mountain? A paid ski area will not have a slope that is transversed by a road.

I thought this was a young picture of Vernon Kay.

I'm sure the family has the money for at least a modest funeral or cremation. What a racket. He's road kill. The police can pick him up with a shovel and do whatever they do with dead animals.

[QUOTE]$50 bucks says he was stoned

More like alcohol.

Young men are much more likely take their mortality for granted and do risky stunts like walk on the edge of a cliff, jump from a ship or pier into deep water, subway car surfing, driving their cars well above the speeding limit. I have to admit this new stunt is a unique way to get killed.

You mean the risk taking idiots?

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Is the video leaked yet? I really want to see him die.

I want to donate $5 to the GoFundMe under the name Darwin soooooooo bad.

[quote] 'He encouraged other people to start skiing too. That was one of my favorite things about him too, is even if it wasn't jumps, he would just be like, 'You just gotta try skiing — it will change your life.'

Transformative.

^^ well it certainly changed his life…

[quote] …and then repeatedly dropped it

On the pavement

Damn, they're a cunt hair away from $50,000.

Stupidity is lucrative, as we've seen from MAGA.

[Quote] Some fat donations there. Skiing is not a cheap sport. I have a hard time believing his family couldn't afford the funeral expenses.

R30 Of course they can, but this is the new cuntery of the scam that is GFM and its mainstream acceptance is at least one horseman. I mean, why am I paying for life insurance through my work benefits? My family can rack up at least that amount if not more by pulling this scam. Oh that's right, I forgot. I'm not a CUNT. If my family ever did this I would come back and haunt the shit out of them forever.

[quote] The skier lacked the necessary speed and distance and landed on the highway pavement.

Go ahead. Blame or credit speed and distance.

Tee-Hee

That's a guy?

"These mountains will never be the same..."

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the will.

R33 You beat me to it... I was convinced it was a young Vernon Kay.

He was unfortunate looking, therefore, not very sad.

Tranny not twinkie