Meghan and Harry are launching two new Non-Fiction series for Netflix

Will a show about polo be of interest to most Netflix subscribers? I don’t see this being a hit but who knows.

Nothing screams elitism more than polo. I don't think Meghan's fans are going to tune into a glaringly white sport. Of course, some of the international players will be Asian and Hispanic, but...

Can't read the room.

She's really pretty.

R2 are you ok?

I love polesmoking.

Fine, thank you for asking, r4. And you?

She's really petty

Now they're throwing manure against the wall to see if it sticks.

[quote]She's really pretty

its called makeup and digital manipulation, but I digress

And you bitches better watch, ‘cause if these series aren’t a hit, next we’re “launching” an Onlyfans!

Meghan can cook?

Polo will be the next big thing!

Why do they keep pushing this unlikable failed wench of a royal on us?

I think Netflix paid them a lot of money, and it trying to get something out of it. Anything.

I thought they were dismissed from Netflix...or was that Spotify?

The joys of friendship?

If these ideas don’t sell, how about Doria’s [italic]roman a clef[/italic] about incarceration?

Bigger potential audience than polo, I’m guessing.

It sounds like they're playing to their interests, at least. Those shows will probably do well, hers especially. Fraus love that stuff, there's always room for one more.

And, at least he's going to have a job outside of trying to sue people. His first big boy pay check! Awwww!

They always announce this shit, and then it's a big dud or nothing happens.

They are just desperately trying to do something for Netflix before their contract runs out this year when Netflix dumps their asses.

Cooking, maybe. The polo thing will fail.

From the story: "Both untitled shows are in early stages of production."

...and will remain so until Netflix drops the hammer on these two fucking grifters.

I really like horses. For that reason, I vehemently dislike Polo. It's a no from me.

[quote]celebrate the joys of cooking, gardening, entertaining, and friendship.

Jesus, I can picture it already. ZZZZZzzzzz

Spotify, r15. The couple claimed Archwell severed ties with Spotify, so Bill Simmons rained down hell on them

[QUOTE]“‘The Fucking Grifters.’ That’s the podcast we shoulda launched with them,” said Simmons on his self-titled podcast. “I gotta get drunk one night and tell the story of the Zoom I had with Harry to try and help him with a podcast idea. It’s one of my best stories.”

[QUOTE]Simmons’ the Ringer sold to the audio platform for $196 million in 2020, with Simmons gaining to a leadership role at Spotify as a result.

[QUOTE]The podcaster also scolded the couple in January 2022 episode of his podcast: “Shoot this guy to the sun… I’m so tired of this guy. What does he bring to the table? He just whines about shit and keeps giving interviews. Who gives a shit? Who cares about your life? You weren’t even the favorite son.”

[QUOTE]“You live in fucking Montecito and you just sell documentaries and podcasts and nobody cares what you have to say about anything unless you talk about the royal family and you just complain about them,” Simmons added.

Didn't we later learn that one of Harry's cockamamie ideas was to interview people about the trauma they've. suffered? I specifically remember Putin's name associated with this, Obama's too, I think. Brilliant 👏.

I don't really associate cooking and gardening with her the one thing she's ever publically said about their garden is it has chickens. Or entertaining either now I think of it. Has anyone ever heard of them hosting a party? As for Polo that must have really been just a Netflix exec finally snapping at the lack of content and asking "well what the fuck do you do as a hobby and we'll film that!"

Both of these shows sound like instant bombs. If people tune into Meghan's cooking show, it's because they want a laugh. Also, if I want friendship advice, Meghan Markle is not the person I would go to...maybe if I wanted to know how to ghost people.

I watched Meghan Markle, Brooke Shields, and Katie Couric on a clip of the SXSW conference.

I think Katie Couric was trolling MM when she asked her to recount the Procter and Gamble story. (When MM was 12, she wrote a letter to P&G chiding them for always showing women, not men, washing dishes.)

Brooke Shields could not hold back and said: "When I was 12, I was playing a prostitute (Pretty Baby). I wish I had known you back then!"

It's ridiculous, that P&G story. Katie was so straight-faced when she asked MM to tell that story, yet again.

Brooke was hilarious. At some point, she indirectly told MM to stop reading social media comments (after MM whined about how cruel people are on SM).

I'm sorry, I looked for the short-ish clip on YouTube but could not find it. All the damn thumbnails look exactly the fucking same.

If Harry does a polo segment, will the crew show him beating his horse with a riding crop until the horse bleeds? He is detestable.

That's how low they've sunk. A cooking show.

Watch Markle try to steal the show and take the polo trophy. Polo homie twink wasn't playin'.

Get the fuck off the stage, bitch.

I mean, are people really going to watch a series about polo? It’s kinda elitist. The home entertainment show, could be interesting. It takes talent to fake a pleasant personality.

Aside from polo, I think Harry plays video games. Nobody would want to watch him play video games.

What does she know about friendship?

She has no friends.

Who is Ari Emmanuel going to recruit from his client roster to pretend to be her friends?

They are following the example of today’s worst celebrities:

Be a BRAND! A walking Target ™️ store, shilling multiple lines of garbage housewares, apparel, skincare and perfume.

Serve TMI! On books, podcasts, social media and interviews.

Pretend you are a cook! Share cooking tips and recipes stolen from AllRecipes.com.

Be Completely OVEREXPOSED!

[quote]Nobody would want to watch him play video games.

I would if he were naked and had male porn stars pegging him.

[quote] The first series will see The Duchess, otherwise known as Meghan Markle, celebrate the joys of cooking, gardening, entertaining, and friendship.

She still has friends?

R11 Surprisingly Meghan can cook. She’s a major foodie. She did a cook book while on Suits.

'Assembling ingredients prepared by others and reading from a teleprompter' is very different than being a 'good cook'.

The new Sandra Lee. Will she have coordinating tablescapes to complement her semi-homemade meals?

“We’re going to add our biscuit mix, it doesn’t have to be fancy I always uses Williams Sonoma when I’m here stateside….”

[quote]I really like horses. For that reason, I vehemently dislike Polo. It's a no from me.

Agreed. Its abuse. Imagine having a piece of steel in your mouth that cuts into the roof of your mouth every time the jerk literally rips back on the reigns; let alone the whole drilling the spurs (with rowels I might add) into their already bruised ribs from being used in every damn chukkah in the match yesterday.

This lovely cake is a dessert that I learned from the chefs that cooked for the British Royal Family. It was the Queen’s favorite. (Camera pans to Fortnum & Mason tin in the trash)

(spreads peanut butter and jelly on a piece of bread) This is Harry’s favorite dish because it’s what his mother, Princess Diana, used to make for him.

Now I’m calling Michelle Obama to get her recipe for Barack’s favorite meal.

MO: How did you get this number? Get the fuck off my phone.

[quote]Spotify, [R15]. The couple claimed Archwell severed ties with Spotify, so Bill Simmons rained down hell on them

Yes, that is itR23...thank you! I remember someone called them grifters...hilarious!

Markle is a fraud. So is Harry.

Go the fuck away and never show your faces.

Re Cooking...

I seem to remember a story about Cory, the chef, who preceded Harry, the doofus. I think the story was that Cory had created a recipe that was a big success, and M began claiming that she came up with the recipe.

Does this sound familiar to anyone else?

Unfortunately, I suspect that MEagain will be hanging around the public’s consciousness for many years to come. Her ability to do so is hereditary, just like her ancestors.

What such a provocateur, r45! Doesn't change the fact that she wouldn't have done jack shit to discuss their murders or Emmett's

What such a provocateur, r45! Doesn't change the fact that she wouldn't have done jack shit to discuss their murders or Emmett's

I will only watch if he rides onto the field using the soon to be widowed Horse Queen Camella.

R31

[quote] Aside from polo, I think Harry plays video games. Nobody would want to watch him play video games.

If he had a streaming channel, I'd absolutely give it a go. I doubt he'd be original though.

Prince Harry as a twitch streamer is the next logical step in his career now its been mentioned.

She launched her new website with a huge pr blitz a month ago….and there’s still nothing on it. Can they do anything right? No need to answer that question.

[quote] The first series will see The Duchess, otherwise known as Meghan Markle, celebrate the joys of cooking, gardening, entertaining, and friendship.

The description alone sounds horrendous. She just doesn’t have the charisma to pull something like this off. But I imagine it’ll appeal to some subset of Frau.

As for polo? What the fuck? Who in the 21st century actually cares about polo? They really are scraping the bottom of the barrel to find something for the vapid prince to do.

Meghan needs to get cancer so she can do a reality show where she shows how to beat the Big C.

She'll try to beat Catherine at beating cancer.

Such a happy couple!

I chuckle every time I see his hair, Harry looks like a fool holding onto brillo pad scraps

I can see the polo one being more successful, if they lean into "lifestyles of the rich and famous" + a bit of insight into an arcane sport.

I think despite the popularity of HGTV-type stuff, Meghan's blandness and inauthentic persona could drive off viewers.

Good God, R45, what the fuck us wrong with you?

You're disgusting to post that pic and write what you wrote.

Jesus.

They truly are doing everything to stay in the public eye milking their fame due to the Royal Family association. They are doing exactly what they said they wanted to get away from. They are equivalent to the Kardasians. Polo? kitchen tips? Really ?

I think Madame thought that she was going to be the next Goop starting with The Tig. She probably thinks she still is.

By contrast, I saw a lovely understated documentary last week in which the then Prince Charles took us through the art works of generations of Royals, ending with his own water colours and the oil paintings of Sarah Armstrong-Jones, who is a professional artist. As is usual in docos about him, you could see his genuine interest in and knowledge of what he was talking about.

Some of the earlier ones (17th century-ish, and ones by George III before he got ill) were surprisingly good. I know everyone learned to draw and many people to paint in the olden days when there wasn't a lot of external entertainment about, but some of the Royals were really quite talented.

Wow! A Netflix series about a sport that caters to the 1%.

So relatable to us, poor commoners is this Montecito couple!

R45 the fuck, man. What a transparent attempt in getting everyone who isn't a fan of Harry and Meghan discredited. You're only discrediting yourself, psycho.

"And now for my beef wellington. Once when I served this at the palace Waity Katie said I overdid the duxelle. I was crestfallen."

She thinks 'well, if Martha Stewart can do it with a tarnished reputation involving prison-time in her past, then surely I can do it too!'

As for the world of polo, good luck getting any participants of any real merit to participate in the filming. It will have to focus on the tawdry lifestyle of hangers-on, essentially the bleacher-crowd. Any body with real money ain't gonna be airing it all over tv, especially with that simpleton at the helm.

I was hoping that Meghan would do a docu-series about working on Deal or No Deal. "The case I was holding was both racist and a tool of the patriarchy."

Season two will cover fox hunting to broaden the appeal beyond polo enthusiasts

R65. Funny bitch.

[quote]She thinks 'well, if Martha Stewart can do it with a tarnished reputation involving prison-time in her past, then surely I can do it too!'

Martha Stewart has pretty much always been liked--even loved by some. Martha does not conjure up hate the way Markle does. Martha is talented too. She had years of experience doing what she does long before her prison time--and she now has years of experience since her prison time. Martha didn't just marry a meal ticket and decide to go into the "home and gardening" industry. Martha's "unfortunate incarceration" had nothing to do with her profession. It was about insider trading in the stock market, and she has long been forgiven with the incident long forgotten.

Perhaps Markle needs to go away for a couple of years. Everyone is sick of seeing her, and no one can stand her. And maybe work on something on which she actually has talent--whatever that me be. Because it certainly isn't home, life and friendship, in which Markle fails continually. Start with your own family and in-laws, bitch.

Well at least this dismal production will cheer the Princess up.

Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, Countess of Dumbarton, Baroness Kilkeel IS Fanny Craddock!

Oh, goodness, the eyebrows. I recognized the name, but know nothing about her so I Googled. The first three pictures capture their upward migration. Wow.

The jokes just write themselves.

The Markles are fucking grifters. They don't want to work at all. This must be sheer hell for them having to go through the motions to come up with phony ideas to stay relevant and pretend to have "projects in the pipeline."

They want to be adored and offer empty platitudes about nothing. And no one is buying it. They are untalented and loathed by most everyone, and they won't accept it because they are desperate to stay in the public eye, and they have to pay for that monstrosity of a house that they cannot afford. Harry and Markle are frauds.

Pretty soon they'll be doing music reaction videos on YouTube.

She should kick Harry to the curb and do a doc exposing the sport of Polo for its cruelty to the horses.

I bet my last dime they'll show the footage of Diana crying at the polo match. "it's not all sugar cubes. look at what they did to my mother!"

#FOHarry is trending on X

I am here for the polo show because the sport is dominated by hot Argentinian guys.

A very special episode is planned for Season 2: “An Ordinary Shooting Party Weekend” with special guest star, uncle Andy.

I prefer water polo.

[quote]. Nothing screams elitism more than polo.

I don't know -- there are matches in my town and they're fun and exciting to watch. The horses pounding up and down the field can really get your blood going. The crowd, by the way, is uniformly attractive and always up for a party. Sure, owning a few ponies can be expensive but it's not as elitist as people think.

R80, God yes. You should see my nephew. Thank goodness he's my husband's nephew, though it's still kind of weird. But he is really beautiful.

Martha didn't even get upset when South Park portrayed her like this:

And this:

[quote] cooking, gardening, entertaining, and friendship.

Incidentally this sounds more like a week in the life of MM than the original cooking show pitch. Presumably following her around the mansion as she does those things. So I take it the ""we want privacy" lie is well and truly done?

I don’t really care about either of them, but I’ll have it on just to annoy the mentally-ill haters.

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r45 is probably KGT so he can blame us and call us Klan Grannies

Martha's been dead inside since about 1978. I don't want to fathom what would have to happen to ruffle her feathers.

WOW she has deep lines now running down her face.

Appear, from looking at that DM article, that MM has upgraded her production team. Decent outfit (although the spike heels are a laugh), skillful choreography of the trophy presentation (unlike the Santa Barbara debacle), adept deployment of famous friend (Serena Williams dragooned into service by her agent). Interesting….

[Quote]I prefer water polo.

So do I.

Someone told Harry and Markle these ideas are FANTASTIC and probably rolled their eyes while walking away.

Meghan pushing people around.

Damn, she still is awkward and has no awareness of the big picture.

She finally wears a decent dress and behaves like an idiot.

At R95, she's so territorial with Harry. My God. He likes it, though.

There's probably a compilation video on YouTube of Meghan's claw leading and moving Harry along. It's a power display demonstrating her dominance.

In the video at r95, the final frame is close in. There is a wider photo in the DM article that shows the woman was positioned to be in the center of the shot with the two other women in white flanking her.

Meghan manages to screw up just about everything and that was an awkward shuffle, but I don’t think she was slighting the other woman.

Another unflattering frock, as well. The shoe shuffle? Could be too-large shoes, yet again.

Harry must hold hands if Meghan wants to. This short clip shows him pulling his hand out from hers. She reacts by grabbing his hand with BOTH of her hands.

Double CLAW!

On the left is how the dress is meant to be worn.

It wouldn’t be as revealing had it been draped correctly.

Her legs are so unattractive.

She's lost way too much fat in her face.

How come the keyhole on MM's dress is larger than they keyhole on the model's?

She must spend a ton of money on clothes.

I’m worried that I am beginning to grow rather fond of her. She is just such a hoot: spending a fortune on designer clothes which always end up looking like a bedsheet, always seeming to hog the spotlight, aiming for graciousness but always just missing because SHE IS THE STAR DAMMIT!

She acts like someone who read a biography of Princess Diana, but only remembers half of what she read. And she’s much more of a Princess Margaret anyway.

“This is just an example everyday throw-it-over-everything. Vineyard vines $188!” 👗

[quote] How come the keyhole on MM's dress is larger than they keyhole on the model's?

R107, she is fatter than the model, or at least she has a thicker waist. She always wears clothes suited to the figure she wants to have, rather than buy stuff which suit the figure she actually has.

What the fuck is Markle doing on stage? She had nothing to do with the polo match.

And if she's going to be there, where are the other wives/girlfriends?

She’s basically Hyacinth Bucket. I’d love to write a sitcom with her and Harry as Hyacinth and Richard trying and failing to ingratiate themselves in the US based on their ROYALLLL status.

Just imagine her booming on the telephone, “Sussex residence, the DUCHHHHESSS of the house speaking!!!!!”

“These are my favorite eggs. $24 a dozen at erewhon!”

Markle will "curate" this supposed cooking/gardening/entertaining program, which means she will likely NOT have anything to do with the recipes or flower arranging. She will have "experts" on while she smiles and takes the credit. It's all a big fucking scam.

And Markle certainly won't have anything to do with the "friendship" segment. She knows nothing about the essence of friendship, evil cunt.

No one of any stature or expertise will have anything to do with Harry's polo program. None of those people want anything to do with exposing their wealth, cruelty or elitism.

Regarding either Markle's or Harry's proposed shows, I'll believe them when they are actually on the air. The Markles lie and grift their way through everything. It's all lying bullshit façade. They have NO talent, and they don't want to work no matter how minimal the effort.

Looking forward to when the news breaks that Netflix has booted these fucking grifters out the door.

Harry's 'friend', Nachos, the professional polo player, will be at the center of production, cameras following his daily travails. Harry and The Mrs. Harry will be filmed attending the evening outings at 'fashionable' parties and restaurants. Meghan will indulge us with a string of fashion horrors, then the show's poor ratings will not be picked up for a second season, which of of course will be presented as Harry and The Mrs. Harry are too busy to commit to a second season.

That is, if it ever even makes it to production.

Well, thank fuck someone is FINALLY going to satisfy the demand for more polo-related TV programming.

Malicious Meghan doesn't have any talent or skills or a pleasing personality. She also dresses like a gaudy mob wife looking to show off how much money she has to spend on designer clothes that don't suit her. She's a zero.

Halfwit Harry also doesn't have any talent, skill or a pleasing personality. Dresses like he just rolled out of bed and threw on whatever he found in a pile on the floor. He's also a zero.

Two zeros who deserve each other.

Is there a part for me?

“My mom, Doria, has always been a good role model. Even when she couldn’t be with me. Oops, sorry mom.”

Meghan's behaviour is being called out

Such a bitch. That was so awkward. But the dumb lady at far right should have let go of that trophy. That made it more awkward.

Meghan Markle pretending to be Martha Stewart... totally fiction

Only a clueless idiot would wear towering stilettos to the polo. For comparison look at Delfina Blaquier, wife of polo player Nacho Figueras - stylish in flats.

Markle can always be counted on to fuck up an outfit.

Serena Williams was in flat shoes, as well. Meghan Markle is 5'6". Seems tall enough for a woman. Maybe she's self-conscious about her height.

Keep in mind that she had to walk on the polo field in stillettos. The woman that she displaced is a very accomplished doctor,cDr. Sophie Chandauka, MBE, chairperson of Sentebale, who was the guest of honor for the charity.

She’s awful and he’s a dumbass. And it drives me crazy that they’re always clutching each other in public, because who the hell dies that after 5+ years married. That said…I think we’re blowing the polo award video out of proportion. She was just trying to get those women into a photo. There’s no need to gin up drama with these two…they provide plenty on their own.

[quote] Sentebale

Does that charity actually do anything anymore? The only time I ever hear about it now is for the annual polo fundraiser.

[quote] She was just trying to get those women into a photo.

Meghan was trying to get the woman to stand next to her (MM), not next to Harry. Meghan wanted to be in the middle. Why the hell was she even on the stage? Were the other players' wives on the stage? No.

R128, are you unfamiliar with the DL meme about someone being in the middle of a photo taken?

[quote] She also dresses like a gaudy mob wife looking to show off how much money she has to spend on designer clothes that don't suit her.

If only she would wear the kinds of colors gaudy mob wives wear! Instead she's always so boring looking in her endless neutrals: white, brown, beige, camel, chocolate, grey, black.

The stilettos must be because she's short. There are pics of her with the polo guys + the one's glamorous wife, who is very tall. Had she worn flats, she would've been dwarfed.

The outfit looks to me like a Project Runway design--needlessly fussy and prone to looking messy. I'm amused every time she wears neutrals to big events, after having claimed that she dressed in neutrals during her UK time so as not to seem to be trying to outshine the major royals.

He has a more genuine smile around Nacho than anyone else. She is so cringe squeezing in between the men for the picture.

I thought Harry and Nacho fell out over something (probably Megs).

Guess they're back together.

Will her cookery show focus on vegan meals? Apart from when she roasts chicken at weekends?

Remember that clanger?

Model, actress, blogger, chef, gardener, writer, humanitarian.

Is there no beginning to this woman's talents?

[quote]I thought Harry and Nacho fell out over something (probably Megs). Guess they're back together.

R135. Harry and Nacho feel out because he realized that Harry brought nothing to the table--no increased ticket sales and no added sponsorship. But the biggest reason they fell out is because Nacho was tired to paying Harry's club membership and polo fees. Harry never offered because he thought his presence was enough. Nacho thought otherwise.

Don't count on them being back together. This whole bullshit polo nonsense this week including always being center stage is because Netflix is filming everything for Harry's supposed polo program if it actually ever happens.

Suicide ideation √

Battles with the press √

Battles with royal protocol √

Tell-all TV interview √

Pap car chase √

Hospital photo op visits √

Polo match drama √

The Diana cosplay is strong with this one. All we need now is the inevitable "there were three people in this marriage".

True, r139. Who will the third person be? Marcus Annderson?

Nacho!

I could see a travel or outdoors type show with Harry possibly finding a niche audience but I can't see anyone caring about a polo series. It sounds like something you'd do to fulfill the contractual obligations in terms of just getting a series completed rather than actually trying to be a hit.

R140, another woman will be blamed. Meghan is allergic to culpability or criticism. What are the chances that one of Harry's ex's will be namedropped in coming months.

Chelsea Davy as Camilla 2.0

Meghan/Diana; "I always knew it!"

I wonder what Bill Simmons has to say about the new Netflix shows.

Viewers might watch out of curiosity but that won’t last long. And I don’t hate them the way so many here do. But both shows already sound noblesse oblige-y.

That dress looks like a straight jacket.

I think people will hate watch the show, but it sounds incredibly dull.

Isn't he woman who tried to stand next to Harry the chairperson for the Sentebale?

She should have been standing next to Harry.

^ should be "the", not "he".

Why is Meghan on stage? Is it her official role to present the cup? I would have thought after her traumatic experience as a suitcase girl, it would be far too triggering to have to present prizes on stage.

She’s gorgeous.

I always thought these presentation things were coordinated by an aide, “A+B first, then C joins them and stands at the right of A, etc. but I’ve only seen the perennial awkwardness of H & M’s and everyone else’s is a still photo.

But here is a short clip of Diana meeting the then Crown Prince and Princess of Japan and by god, it’s the most graceful entrance you can imagine including a curtsy. It starts at 1:35

Diana had class with a capital C. Sure, her personal life may have been a shitshow, but the woman knew how to pull it together in public. Everything she does looks effortlessly elegant.

Meghan is the polar opposite.

The other thing about Diana is the interest and affection for her grew organically. By the time she was gaming the press she was already an objection of public affection. Markle threw that period away when they flounced as quickly as they did.

Which isn't to say Markle could ever have come close to replicating Diana. Poles apart. Diana, while poorly equipped to cope, had a distinct and unique character. Nothing about Markle suggests they have similar characters.

"Diana had class with a capital C. Sure, her personal life may have been a shitshow, but the woman knew how to pull it together in public. Everything she does looks effortlessly elegant."

That was always Diana's modus operandi- dressed to the nines but then eyerolling at Charles, giving him side eye, or looking downcast. Paps lapped it up. Poor Di.

R156 Yeah Diana knew how to play to the camera but when it comes down to it, that stemmed from a chronic need to be loved stemming from her fucked up childhood. Since she wasn't getting that love from her husband, then she was going to get it from the public. That being said, Diana (unlike Megz) put in a decade of royal duties despite her crumbling marriage. She also changed the royal family for the better in the long run. Diana has been canonized because of her sudden death at a young age, but in reality her popularity had actually been waning right before she died.

[quote] True, [R139]. Who will the third person be? Marcus Annderson?

Omid Scobie.

Where is the "comeuppance" the duplicitous duo were supposedly getting this Spring?

Why doesn’t she just fucking go away like that Orchard thing or whatever was last week’s failed announcement?

Oh, good!!! Another crash and burn at launch to watch and mock!

Pushing Harry out of the way.

^^^She really is one crazy cunt.

She elbowed him first and then pushed him again with her hand a few seconds later. Guess he was blocking the shot.

Who made her the fucking polo princess? Why is she on stage??

Why do flies land on shit?

Because she is a narcissist with a severe case of main character syndrome. She must always be centre stage and others will acknowledge her importance/greatness/DUCHESSNESS!!

You have to admit, she's fascinating because of all her gaffes and obliviousness to them. People love to hate watch her now.

The irony is her clusterfucking is making the media money, but not her.

[quote]Why is she on stage??

Why his she anywhere?? She’s a complete nobody.

She treats Harry like a pet in public, always moving him around in a way which most people would find humiliating and then compensating by patting and stroking him. The way she always tries to soothe his ego after she has actually injured it just shows that she is aware of how bad her behaviour looks, but she just can’t help herself.

Seriously, given the way she treats him in public, can you imagine how she treats him when they have an argument in private?

She's fucking #4. Harry just doesn't know it yet. Who could ever imagine an LA whore pushing around a member of the BRF in public like that

^Probably many people who have known Harry for ages.

I see her new company sent is selling jam, what a novel concept.

My grandmother made jam. It was the best. I bet her jam tastes bitter with just a twist of spite.

Will someone just publicly embarrass her already?

Hey, R176, that's her job.

In the Maul today:

Ms Cohen resigned after being 'treated harshly' and likening the job to 'working with teenagers', according to historian Valentine Low in his book Courtiers: The Hidden Power Behind the Crown.

In an interview with Australian outlet the Herald Sun, she claimed that she stayed in her role three times as long as she had originally planned because officials struggled to find a replacement for her.

When a new private secretary was found, they quit during Harry and Meghan's tour of Africa in 2019, Ms Cohen claimed.

She said: 'I was only supposed to stay for six months but stayed for 18 – we couldn't find a replacement for me and when we did we took them on tour to Africa with Harry and Meghan to show them the ropes but they left as well while in Africa.'

Ms Cohen confirmed in the interview with the Herald Sun that she was one of 10 courtiers who were interviewed over claims the duchess 'bullied' Palace staff.

Is this a new interview? Do these people sign NDAs that expire after a certain amount of time?

[quote] Do these people sign NDAs that expire after a certain amount of time?

Not every profession allows for NDAs.

R179, my impression was it's a new interview but scalped by the Maul from an Australian tabloid. Not sure.

Meghan offering Nacho some of her strawberry jam

For a short woman, she has big feet at r182.

At R182 every move is carefully choreographed for the Netflix cameras.

She's so touchy, I wonder if it is a dominance thing. Or maybe she's just showing off her jewelry again.

Isn't it taboo for women to wear spike heals on a polo field?

Once again, she looks foolish and out of place.

[quote]Once again, she looks foolish and out of place.

So, it’s Tuesday?

Hmmm, Meghan and Nacho…no, even she would not be so stupid.

[quote]She's so touchy, I wonder if it is a dominance thing.

It's absolutely a dominance thing. Markle doesn't do anything where she is not the focus.

Nacho would be trading down. His wife - Delfina Blaquier - is everything that Meghan would like to be. Incredibly wealthy father and family, accomplished former athlete (high jump) then she used her modelling career to become a photographer and fashion designer, marrying the handsome Nacho. Oh, she’s also a qualified landscape architect and has her own fragrance line.

[quote]Isn't it taboo for women to wear spike heals on a polo field?

R186. Her "polo" dress cost $2,200. Google it. Do you think she is going to wear flats with a dress that costs $2,200.

She wants you to buy her bitter jam so she can wear a dress that costs $2,200 and spike heels to a faux polo match staged for Netflix.

“That’s not true. Can you see my facial expression? I’m being genuine!”

“Buy my Bitter Jam!!”

Man, oh, man.

I'd LOVE to read the BRF findings on that bullying investigation which the Palace claims won't be released in any way, shape, form, not animal, mineral or vegetable.

Are they reserving it for when Markle writes her book and then shortly after her book is published OOOPS! my, how on Earth did that leak?

Have the Sussexes received a copy of it meaning they know already what it concluded? Or, they haven't and the BRF wants them to twist in the wind, worrying about what it concludes?

As I wrote in another post, the portion of the Dead Sea Scrolls that hasn't been publicly released? Meh.

The nuclear codes? Don't care

Coca-Cola recipe? Mild interest.

But I'd do just about ANYTHING to read that report.

The bitter jam of Madame Sussex.

Good god, he’s probably gay by now. Any straight guy you like, just send them to her and they’ll come right back to you.

I watch this every few months.

The voice is perfect.

Oh, Nacho would be just a fling. Does anyone think Harry’s good in the sack? Nacho would never leave his wife for her and she would never give up her title.

The Splitting Image videos are side-splitting.

R60 Lady Sarah Chatto.

Meghan has friends?

Which one of you bitches did this?

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Are we Finally on the last act of dumb and dumber do hollywood ?