La Cavill at CinemaCon

He looks like he’s getting ready to play Christopher Nolan.

This look from a couple of weeks ago is also pretty awful

Yes that emphasizes the 🦖

I thought it was Michael Shannon.

He's certainly gone to shit.

And so has his ugly monochromatic "husky boy" wardrobe.

[quote] his ugly monochromatic "husky boy" wardrobe.

Me and huskies no have anything to do with gay hooman’s clothes.

Similar colors at Argylle premiere

Arguably easiest way to hide weight gain

I mean, there’s really no excuse for this anymore with Ozempic

He should stay away from anything double breasted except for his own gigantic tit muscles.

He’s getting old

[quote] He’s getting old

That can't be helped. His wardrobe, however, can.

Tom Ford save him!

He's going to be 41 in a few weeks and has never been married or had children. Why ever could it be that this amazing man has never settled down?

Aspergers syndrome.

I want to see him in a bustier.

[quote] I want to see him in a bustier.

Just the one?

[quote] I want to see him in a bustier.

Why?

He's usually impeccably dressed. It's one of things I always liked about him. He even wore 16th century clothes very, very well when he played Charles Brandon in The Tudors. Oh shit, I loved him in that.

He looks like an aging gay queen now. He needs advice from Matt Boomer.

[quote]He needs advice from Matt Boomer.

Or Niecy Nash.

My God is he predictable

Looks big through the hips, roomy.

R21 Armie you had your chance.

Sometimes Datalounge can be savage and humorless in its pointless bitchery. Aging is a phenomenon that should incite a swell of compassion from the cryptkeepers of Datalounge.

[quote]Aging is a phenomenon that should incite a swell of compassion from the cryptkeepers of Datalounge.

We hate in others what we hate in ourselves.

Or, we're just a bunch of vicious bitches.

Colto.

[quote] He's going to be 41 in a few weeks and has never been married or had children. Why ever could it be that this amazing man has never settled down?

Gay men can marry and have children. Not marrying doesn’t mean one is gay. This isn’t the 1950s.

And closeted and bisexual men also marry and/or have children, like Hugh Jackman or Bradley Cooper.

Not marrying or having children is more indicative of other issues, like with this one

I understand his pain. You might not think it but I'm about his size, about an inch taller, and finding dress up clothes that look decent is really tough. You generally have to buy them about two sizes too big ad have them tailored.

Here is a still from, "League of Ungentlemanly Warfare". He looks better here with the single breasted overcoat:

Man from U.N.C.L.E. single breasted suit:

He looks so much better single breasted.

With a double breasted vest, but single breasted jacket:

Maybe it's the angle of the video, but he looks a little fat around the middle.

He is fat around the middle. It’s been quite noticeable that he’s especially with all the fatty meats he puts on his social media. How is he going to get in shape for Highlander?

And he doesn’t have Blevins or Dani Garcia to kick his ass in the gym.

What body type does a double-breasted suit favor?

None

[quote] What body type does a double-breasted suit favor?

The Duke of Windsor.

[quote]What body type does a double-breasted suit favor?

I've always thought it's less common for someone to look good in double-breasted suits if they are very muscular, especially if they have muscular hips and thighs giving them a more rectangular than V-shaped taper.

It definitely looks horrible on pear-shaped guys or anyone with hips wider than shoulders.

He has herpes from Paris Hilton.

[quote]Big manly dork Henry Cavill came to CinemaCon dressed in his usual Clark Kentwear in order to promote his upcoming Highlander reboot.

[quote]He clearly prefers to wear traditional men’s suits for most of his promo work, but the guy has the looks and the build to work looks so much more interesting and well-suited to him than this. What we’re trying to say here is get those pecs under a soft sweater, mister.

I don’t think his sweater will hang as nicely with his current shape

He’s still a damn handsome man.

[quote]He even wore 16th century clothes very, very well when he played Charles Brandon in The Tudors. Oh shit, I loved him in that.

I agree, R17. I think his time on 'The Tudors' was the hottest he ever looked. It was also the only time he went naked:

[quote]Yes that emphasizes the 🦖

He may be in his forties now, but he's hardly a dinosaur.

He doesn't look much older than the people at R2.

I think it’s the disproportionately small T-Rex arms not his age.

Most women and many men are happy to fuck 40 something thick muscular men.

Yes, he needs a new stylist, but I’ll happily take him even with all the imperfections DL has identified

He says he is a nerd. I didn't know that. I thought he was a Akita lover.

There are pictures of fat cavill when he was in school. He looked like Ben Shapiro back in the day.

[quote]He looked like Ben Shapiro back in the day.

Both accurate and horrifying.

I think he's good looking even as a fat teen.

Wow. That’s dreadful. He looks pear-shaped.

Big guys, which I'm one, need simple, solid colors with an extremely simple cut. Not tight but no excess baggage. Solid shirt and looks better with a tie. He's just picking shit the looks like shit on him and I don't know why.

Brief video of Henry promoting Gentlemen. Some butt visible.

Now we are going to get tons of pics of the pregnant girlfriend.