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Martha now selling Miracle -Gro with her cookie-smeller gardener.

Ex-con Martha will sell anything to get back to billionaire status from Mir-Gro to weed gummies-Good Luck Bitch

by Anonymousreply 13April 17, 2024 6:34 PM

Her gardener is hot and I need him inside me quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 1April 8, 2024 8:02 PM

His name is Ryan McCallister. Google freely amongst yourselves!

by Anonymousreply 2April 8, 2024 8:06 PM

Why the venom toward her, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3April 8, 2024 8:21 PM

You guys have low standards for what you’d put inside you quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 4April 8, 2024 8:23 PM

Lots of opinions. No pics, so......

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by Anonymousreply 5April 8, 2024 8:29 PM

She pays him to trim her bush.

by Anonymousreply 6April 8, 2024 8:40 PM

Apparently not good enough for Miss Priss at R4.

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by Anonymousreply 7April 8, 2024 8:50 PM

R4 must be right. How can one even bear to gaze upon his countenance?

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by Anonymousreply 8April 8, 2024 8:52 PM

I love Martha and although she probably isn’t’ easiest person to work for, that is a pretty great gig he’s got.

by Anonymousreply 9April 8, 2024 9:22 PM

Does she slap Ryan quite viciously when the crops fail?

by Anonymousreply 10April 8, 2024 9:39 PM

I still have and still use her three gallon watering can from Kmart, I still use it, I bought it in the 1990s. It looks as beat up as the one in the pic.

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by Anonymousreply 11April 8, 2024 10:07 PM

Vatican says Martha Stewart to be canonized.

by Anonymousreply 12April 17, 2024 5:01 PM

Did she hire him based on his looks, or was that just a bonus when hiring based on experience?

by Anonymousreply 13April 17, 2024 6:34 PM
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