Valerie Bertinelli is not ready to publicly name her new guy but happily shares “My belly is flip-flopping"

Her belly is also photoshopped because she is a lot heavier than this in recent pictures

[quote]They began chatting on the phone earlier this year and only recently did the relationship become romantic.

I hope it works out because otherwise this is just embarrassing, she recently started getting romantic with him.

I don't care about her, her love life (or lack thereof), her fat son, his marriage, or anything pertaining to her.

Go away, Valerie!

"earlier this year"? We are just a few months into the year. Way too soon to be declaring love let alone declaring it publicly. But anything to get a headline I suppose.

I guess her belly flip flopping is a nice change from her thighs chaffing.

She is going to scare the guy off

So a fan on Instagram told her she's pretty, she glommed onto him, and now he's her new boyfriend?

Oh, brother.

Embarrassingly pathetic

Mathew Perry said she made out with him when Eddie was passed out when she and Eddie were married. Val sounds like a desperate horndog.

It’s amazing how she gets press. Are Fraus really obsessed with her? She must have a great agent.

Could she be suffering from IBS?

Her new “man” is Billy Porter.

Another marriage, another divorce, then more videos of her crying.

She'd be more interesting if she hooked up with a guy in his 20's.

What does “my belly is flip flopping” even mean? Is that a post-ozempic loose skin thing?

R14 I think it means her stomach is grumbling for food.

DAMNIT BARBARA!!!!!!

R14 it seems like a coded message. Is this her mystery man?

Valerie looks great for 63, IMO.

R18, those pictures are so doctored it's ridiculous. She's quite large now.

In fact, I originally thought that was an old magazine cover from the 1990s.

She won't name him because she has fallen for multi-Grammy winner and the highest grossing touring artist in history - George Santos. She doesn't want to jeopardize the magic.

Big reveal next month: Val's guy is Prince Harry!

His name is Leroy!

[QUOTE]Are Fraus really obsessed with her? She must have a great agent.

Food Network canceled her show so likely not.

So Valerie's publicist calls PEOPLE and says "Val's in love" and arranges for Bertinelli to be interviewed for the cover, and it's for a relationship that just started?

Those pics are definitely doctored.

She was recently on GMA. It looks like she's had some work done. Fillers maybe?

[quote] Food Network canceled her show

Because she ate all of the food on set.

Well, will she be happy? EVH was a jerk.

According to Val’s IG fraus, it’s this guy. He an east coast writer whose social media handle is The Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse

She should see a doctor about that.

Or is it code for rough anal sex?

Oh for Christ's sakes...

Too Much Information!!

Keep it to yourself, dear.

She was canceled and her son turned out to be a fat dud.

Now watch. The "body positive" bs will be forgotten. Drastic weight loss from a great new diet, a "freshening" using a miracle face product and a fake relationship to endlessly talk about.

Too late for a baby. Maybe a rescue dog. Career reborn.

Val was cancelled? How did I miss that, what happened?

Maybe a mechanical dog.

C.H.O.M.P.S.!

R21 haha, you win for best comment on the thread.

I used to follow hoarse on Twitter when I had an account

I was wondering if she had something new to promote.

Val is on The View this morning and talking about her “courtship”, right off the bat.

This speaks more to the level of “journalistic” depravity that is “People” magazine.

Was there no old sitcom star who died last week? No tragic, suburban murder to exploit?

A has-been, senior citizen from an almost 50-year-old TV show gets a date and it’s front page news?

Magazines are dead.

What I want to know is who the F cares about Valerie Bertinelli? I’m in my 30s, and I don’t recall ever having seen this woman in anything in my life. Is she some kind of has-been actress? And yet, every other week she’s on a morning show, or the Food network, or the cover of a tabloid… is she like Heidi Montag, but for house fraus? Addicted to attention, clearly. But why do they indulge her and give her so much press? You would think she’s Julia Roberts or Jennifer Aniston, the way they carry on about this portly nobody.

I don't think she ever was in an actual movie, just tv shows and a few miniseries. I had nostalgic fondness for her from One Day At A Time and I think she has coasted on that. I think the show Hot In Cleveland was a hit but I never watched it.

She reminds me of Brooke Shields in that she was a pretty girl but never as good looking once she was a woman

Fluffy upbeat white women like her and Kelly Clarkson are catnip for stay at home fraus.

VB's new relationship is long distance. He's in NY. She's in CA.

They met when one of them "slid into the other's DM." They "dated" online for two months before meeting. Once the met in person it was so natural and good. She likes him. She really really likes him.

Gag me.

R44, When they met in person for the first time, she “fell into his arms”.

R44, That’s how Shanann met Chris Watts, he slid into her DMs on Facebook.

r39, fuck you

You can't see it there, but the guy at R29 is quite good looking.

r48 he looks dumpy in that picture, I can't imagine he can be that good looking

I hope this guy is in on it. Otherwise I would be freaking out seeing a woman you recently started dating making headlines and appearances talking about your relationship.

. . .

[quote]he looks dumpy in that picture, I can't imagine he can be that good looking

You decide.

I think he's perfectly nice looking older guy.

r52 maybe it's the angle but I see a chubby faced guy with kind of a round nose. Not my type

Oh bullshit. He’s a good looking guy.

[quote] You can't see it there, but the guy at [R29] is quite good looking.

You’re right. I can’t see it.

Average looking at best.

Nothing wrong with average, perhaps he has a good heart...and a big dick.

Oh, please. I'd love to what some of you look like.

Go to the instagram account. Scroll down. He's not a stunner, but he's a good looking older guy. He's not an actor. He's not Botoxed and gym bodied. But he looks better than the majority of guys over 50.

^ love to see

It's probably a chocolate pie.

Revolting pig.

She is really milking this

What an absurd story

Love you Val, but stop oversharing...deal with your mental health.

Here he is sporting a Fu Manchu mustache.

Can someone explain to me why this washed up sitcom actress from the seventies who hasn’t worked in nearly five decades is constantly in People magazine? Does she have something on the publisher?

[quote]“It’s a seesaw of emotions because I was adamant I was never falling in love again."

Thee you on the theethaw!

I know, MARY!, but at her age, a little discretion wouldn't go amiss. Shouting it from the rooftops in your sixties? All the more embarrassing if you then have to explain why it didn't work out.

This will end in tears.

R69, And another weight gain.

[quote]UNTALENTED OLD TRAILER TRASH HEIFER LOSES WEIGHT, PLAYS COY ABOUT HER BELLY-FLOP-INDUCING "NEW LOVE" IN SAD BID TO BE REMEMBERED.

[quote]Can someone explain to me why this washed up sitcom actress from the seventies who hasn’t worked in nearly five decades is constantly in People magazine? Does she have something on the publisher?

You're not too bright, are you?

She's worked pretty much non-stop her entire life.

VB troll - stop posting

I like her.

Always have.

And if my job was sitting on my ass judging cakes and pies all day (A DREAM), I would be a biggun' too.

Long distant relationships don't work. Yeah, they do for a while, then it's just too much or not enough.

Someone will have to move or it's doomed.

If she didn't tell anyone, no onw would ever know.

However, Bertinelli has a new cook book just out called "Indulge," so publicity is publicity whomever "slid into the other's DMs in order to move those books.

People Magazine loves this shit. A 60-something former TV star finds love and has a new cookbook to sell.

Isn't it convenient that Valerie found love just while slaving over a hot stove writing her cookbook.

Sexism. A 69 year old male horn dog is not news.

Let Valerie ring the Devil's Doorbell to her heart's content.

R41- She always looked like she was in a good mood when she was young and fuckable.

She thrived on other men's desire for her and now that she's over the hill and good looking men no longer flirt or open doors or lust after her she's in a perpetual state of depression.

Sorry hun, eating nachos on Ozempic ain’t gonna get you any where.

I just realized I have been reading her new boyfriend's Twitter for awhile

Got curious, looked around, and found this pic.

He really looks like his mom

R84 Well, Eddie and Valerie looked like they could be brother and sister, so he looks like his dad, too.

I’ve never read that EVH had a big dick.

Is her new younger boyfriend's name George Glass?

R87. Pretty much. This one is known as The Hoarse Whisperer.

He looks like a Trumpster.

My pot belly is flip flopping!

I guess I never paid attention to her son. Recently I saw pictures of him as a child, the poor kid has been husky since he was a baby and toddler, he had an uphill battle fighting the fat.

He was husky as a kid because he’s been overeating since he was a kid. Now he’s just obese.

R62- One must remember- She’s a FRAU.

“Writer Mike Goodnough is 53-years-old which makes him 10-years younger than the 63-year-old icon. And he is a writer as well as a parent who lives on the East Coast. Goodnough has also been following his girlfriend as she has been promoting her new cookbook Indulge in New York City; that was Mike as he was by her side exiting her taping of The Drew Barrymore Show on April 3. He announced on Wednesday through his social media platforms that he is in a romantic relationship with the One Day at a Time star. 'I am Valerie Bertinelli's boyfriend… and that may well be among the most surreal sentences I've ever pecked out,' Goodnough said in an extended essay on his page for Substack.”

I hate her!

Out and about.

This will end in tears.

She is so cheezy, I assume Eddie Van Halen must not have been too cool himself to be married to her that long

I think he could do better.

[quote]I’ve never read that EVH had a big dick.

Well, he WAS half-Indonesian ...