BEHOLD: Hot Amazon Driver Proves Proof Of Delivery With His FAT DONG

He's at the wrong house--I want that package.

That should be a mandatory requirement for all hot delivery guys.

That meat needs to be kept warm.

Not what I ordered but I may know somebody who can use it.

That's quite a package.

This just reminded me, I need to check on the expected delivery date for the dildos I ordered last week.

I wish one of our Amazon drivers would do this. Or UPS. Or Instacart, or Door Dash.......

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Lol. That service should always be available. Very nice. If this is a real driver, watch some frau track him down and he gets fired. Let's hope not.

I expected a tip and got the shaft

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I feel there's a Ring doorbell "ding dong" joke in there somewhere.

More like DANG! DONG!

Shaved pubic hair AND an anteater

no thanks 😐

I always enjoy delivery where the package is intact.

"Shaved pubic hair AND an anteater. No thanks."

I'll gladly take that off your hands if you don't want it.

We know this is an actor.

The Amazon box was delivered on time!

Delivery by certified male!

Kudos, R18. Kudos.

Wow I'd not say no to a slurp on that

That's the best I've seen porn star Devin Holt look. He's not an attractive guy.

I want every inch and every drop!

All of the Amazon drivers that I've seen on my street are women. Dammit I wish a hot guy could deliver!

Damn, R23. Are they any good?

^^The Amazon drivers are always very nice and courteous. I just wish one of them could be a cute, horny guy.

It used to be about hot UPS guys who wore tight shorts in the summer. Now it's about Amazon? sign of the times

ding DONG!

Staged porn to promo Onlyfans

I don't think this is real.

Amazon delivered a package to my house this morning and my confirmation photo was severely lacking!

I absolutely love a full service delivery. Dongs really do make the day.

I always found the UPS guys hotter.

Is that what Amazon tracking means by OUT FOR DELIVERY?

R32 - you beat me to it.

Maybe it's the uniform that does it for me.

There was a smoking hot UPS guy who used to deliver to my office. I would always have dirty filthy thoughts about him.

I don't want uncut guys delivering my packages, no thanks.

^^Would you like some wine with that cheese?

Disgusting display! He should be fired!

R36 blow it out your ass, saggy