Does Tori Spelling not know she looks hideous?

OP = Candy Spelling

I just hope her wealthy mom Candy either has some sort of time released trust for her grandkids, or lives to 130.

Tori has NO sense about money.

She also refers to herself as a gay icon!

Oh, she knows. I've been sure to remind her daily since she was a little bug eyed girl.

Does she seriously R3?

R5:

"I'm a huge fan of gays," Spelling told Reuters. "They love me; I love them. They consider me kind of a gay icon, which they've labeled me as."

She's horribly deluded R6.

Tori is right up there with Judy, Barbara, and the Golden Girls.

*Barbra

She has always been so ugly. Even when she was younger. She resembles a camel.

She started getting surgeries in high school.

Some people are just ugly. We're allowed to show our faces in public, deal with it.

Why can’t Republicans outlaw her?

She thinks she's entitled because of Trick. It wasn't even a good movie.

If anybody came out of that film as an icon it was Coco Peru.

I used to feel bad for her and wanted her to do better. Sadly she chose differently.

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Lighting, showgirl makeup and photoshop and this is the best you can do?

R15 looks like a face swap between Tori and Khloe Kardashian.

But obviously you don't believe you're hot, r12. She does think she's beautiful, hot, whatever and blasts her unfortunate features out via paps, SM, et al and offends our eyes.

Back in 2014, she was paying almost $7K a month for storage.

I loved that DLer who compared Spelling to a mudskipper years ago. The resemblance is uncanny.

Nailed it, r20.

She knows, she sends her love!

She’s the ultimate nepo-baby. Nobody as ugly as her should be anywhere near a camera if not for her father being a producer.

She has her father's eyes

You're fuckin' evil, R20.

Come sit next to me.

If Tori had not had ANY cosmetic surgery and kept her natural dark hair color (or something close to it), she would look a lot better today. Not saying she'd be a raving beauty, but...

[quote]If Tori had not had ANY cosmetic surgery and kept her natural dark hair color (or something close to it), she would look a lot better today.

That’s doubtful. She was hideous.

She reminds me of Wendy Williams

R28 Yes, the bulging eyes make both look like they are suffering with Graves Disease.

She has the Sarah Jessica Parker Delusional Syndrome.

By the way, has Dean found a job yet?

That's the thing, r23. Had she followed in his footsteps by producing, she would probably have been able to make so much money and maybe even keep his company going.

Her insistence on appearing in front of the camera shows she's something of an idiot who isn't realistic about how the camera portrays her.

The way she spends spends so much money and time on her appearance (botox, fillers, hair extensions, professionally applied make-up) as her children look unkempt and mostly overweight indicates narcissism, delusion and intense self-focus on her part. She's ugly inside and out.

Constantly putting her homely children, their issues and her issues up for public consumption is cruel and sick. She and the Deaner even publicly discussed one of their kids being bullied, as though that would help! They are the reason for the bullying. So many celebs keep their kids out of the public eye, not use them to milk publicity from.

She's an idiot.

Now she's used her podcast to blame having kids with him on costing her the marriage/rship.

She busted her arse to get pregnant so she could rub it in his ex's face that she was younger and more fertile. She even said that she was on-stage at an awards show.

The kids are the problem, so she has five. They'll read this, probably get bullied about it...

The kids. Not her hundreds of storage units full of crap. Not her narcissism or his addiction issues. Not her famewhoring, inability to grow up/learn how to manage money, not her bringing animals like pigs, dogs and chickens into the bedroom, most of them shitting all over the place. Not her advanced hypochondria and obsession with her hideous appearance.

She may have been born looking ugly, but has no inner beauty to compensate.

Total cunt.

She told the Deaner she'd filed for divorce during her podcast.

I had no feeling about Tori Spelling until I read her book. Unfortunately, she ended up looking more like her father than her hooker mother but, in her book Stori Telling, she comes across as a sweet person. There's no bitchery in her, no meanness. (quoting Lauren Bacall on Marilyn) Her father made a mistake with the will. She should have been better taken care of.

This was her at 14. She should have left her face alone. She's not a supermodel but she's not ugly either. She's cute with a dash of homely.

Melissa Rivers was the same way as a teenager. Kinda homely/cute and now she's fucked up her face so bad it's rendered her unfuckable.

Dafuck does she have in 127 storage vaults?? Endless shit, no doubt.

Goldfish face.

R11, she actually looks kind of cute there to me, with the bountiful natural hair, even if she does look like a young, female Aaron Spelling more than anything else.

R37, it was 127 units over a decade ago, but now?

I haven't read her books or watched her stupid shows, but people who have suspect she used a ghost-writer for the books. The person who wrote the books is said to seem smart, kind and self-effacing. Apparently a very different persona to the one presented on her TV shows.

FWIW - I probably shouldn’t say this, but my company helped with a party at her house- we have worked with many celebrities A down to D list…. She was lovely and wonderful to work with. Kind to every last member of the “help” and definitely in on the joke of herself. I was impressed and left a fan, when I wasn’t previously.

I've never watched 90210 but I have seen House of Yes. She wasn't "Hollywood beautiful" as a young adult but I wouldn't describe her as hideous. I think her current appearance is the result of surgery and very harsh makeup/hair coloring.

It’s a surgical installation of constant smugness like Kenny Rogers looked constantly surprised . Plastic surgery…no thanks, buy a horse or something instead

Tori and the Deaner are always revealing humiliating stuff about themselves/their kids, giving ammunition to other kids to bully the Tori/Deaner offspring, which Tori and the Deaner then make public. That's not smart, nice or sweet. It's really fucked up.

At least after dissing her children and embarrassing the Deaner, she found time to attend a showbiz event and be voted as one of the worst dressed by In Touch.

She's probably thrilled.

Even here, Tori plays the victim.

Her determination to be a Nordic type blonde - center part, long hair makes her look much worse. She’d never be a beauty but she could try and find a better style of hair and dress. Too late now though, she seems committed to her look.

What I don't understand, r46, is that she looks as she does when she has both Russian and Polish ancestry. People from those countries usually have stunning facial bone structure. Her face looks so horse-like and just lacking any decent facial features. Aaron was plain but Tori is ugly. Her brother is now quite attractive.

R36 Sharon Van Etten

[quote]What I don't understand, [R46], is that she looks as she does when she has both Russian and Polish ancestry. People from those countries usually have stunning facial bone structure.

She’s ethnically Jewish.

Poor Shannen is dying but has it together. Tori acts like a teenager.