Should I teach my 81 year old widower father how to search for porn on the Internet?

It’s like “Tuesdays with Morrie” but with dusty boners.

he could make an onlyfans and earn some extra money

OP, I commented on your last post as I had a similar problem with my father (I was the one that recommended changing his post privacy settings).

Anyway, my father seemed to be exclusively searching for his porn on youtube as well, I think for similar reasons. I actually just did a google search for "wholesome porn sites for the elderly" and one of the first results was 'justincenstporn.com'...so there's that.

More seriously, I think you should tell him about one choice porn site, but give him a VERY stern warning that this is the ONLY safe porn site on the internet (I personally think it's necessary sometimes to lie to the elderly like children, for their own good). Whatever site you choose, be sure it's not one that includes a live camming section and do not in any way introduce him to any other camming sites like Chaturbate, because the poor guy will drain his life's savings in about a week and it's too easy for elderly porno newbs to be scammed by sex workers.

I just pray OP is the father who must jerk off his severely retarded son.

Great business idea.

An escort service that caters to senior citizens.

Shark Tank?

Speaker of the house is in the 🏡

Let him do whatever but create a burner email address and anything he has access to is connected to that.

He'll get addicted. He'll damage his dick wanking too much.

Kind of awkward.

OP: 10-15 years ago, your father was 65-70 years old. The Internet was around then. Didn't he come across porn 10 years ago? It's not like porn just started appearing in the past year or so.

R10 My father is only 67 and he gets himself locked out of his gmail account about once a week. He also used to comment on Home Depot facebook ads like he was talking to customer service.

Ask him if he can get an erection first

I would advise checking out his technique first.

“Dad, you’re too wristy!”

Why, are you getting sucker's cramp?

OP = Mike Johnson

I guess you probably want to have sex with him

My 96 yr old stepdad is in a Veteran's home. He has a porn addiction. I think it's a habit or a stress reliever, like eating 20 donuts. Even though the home has their internet set so you can't get to porn websites, my stepdad found out he can find all the porn he wants on Facebook and Instagram. When I have to help him with his computer, when there are issues, I've had to see things like "Mormon School Girl" and "Hot Older Women." He also figured out he can see porn on his iPhone since it doesn't use the internet. Crafty old bastard.